Limp Dick HANS DE VENTE aka SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE goes BACK IN DRAG as "BETH"

 Hello, BETH. My my, do you look FETCHING in that FROCK.

This is what a LIMP DICK old Dutch Douche does with the TIME HE HAS LEFT. 

HANSY PANSY has returned with the 9th or 9th alias at Zinhof's shoutbox, and once again, HE has become a SHE. How appropriate. 

HANSY PANSY is really a pussy -- bitchy when things go wrong, but more often a pussy maid who gladly curtsies and posts whatever anyone wants. This isn't the first time HANSY PANSY has taken a FEMALE name, Mary. Not at all. He gets these periodic...URGES. It's still the same old stink from the blog world's fattest, flabiest, ugliest CUNT.

SHE is posting the same old GARBAGE. Hansy Pansy weeps and wets his knickers over "It's a Wonderful Life," so even in a fucking heatwave in the middle of AUGUST, guess what this silly bitch posts? 

Ho Ho Ho -- ho hum. "Bad Santa" has become Santa's WIFEY, in that Christmas drag. This is why the shoutbox people IGNORE the asshole. SUCH A BORING OLD FART. SO BRAIN DEAD.

Why don't you brag about your ENDLESS supply of EXTERNAL DRIVES, Hansy Pansy? 

What a lame, limp dick LOSER.  What next? Another brainstem explosion? No brains left!

HANZIE HITLER - SCHIZOID PSYCHO or NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE? AND WHICH IDENTIY IS BMX, HIS LATEST FREAK IDENTITY?

HILARIOUS HANZIE HITLER minces and wobbles into Zinhof's shoutbox as bmx (after going through two aliases within a week) and pulls his usual boring stunts.

Hey everybody, "let yourself be surprised" by cllicking on a link loaded with BORING OLD MUSIC:

If it looks like stale dog shit, you don't have to smell it, do you?

Instantly everyone agreed, the pathetic lonely loser "HANS" was back. What did "HANS" do? Of course. What he ALWAYS does. He posts "i am not him."

FUNNY isn't it, that the newbie bmx would tell everyone that HANS IS WYSIWYG. How would a newbie know THAT?

"HANS" of course is STUPID. He was always STUPID but now he's SENILE and STUPID. He's lucky he's such a feeble old fart that the people who could jail him, or just beat the shit out of him haven't done it. YET. He does have a death wish. That's why he keeps coming back SO OBVIOUSLY.

He continues to annoy and antagonize the good and prolific members of the Zinhof shoutbox. He wants them to leave so he can have it for himself.

Want some analysis of why this guy is such a wretch? It goes back to his childhood. His parents NEVER wanted him. His father beat him. He didn't get the attention he wanted so he became nastier, more vicious, and a compulsive liar.

"A case could be made," someone with a degree in psychology says, "that he meets the criteria for antisocial personality disorder, which in its most severe form is generally considered sociopathy, but can also refer to chronic criminality, arrogance and disregard for the rights of others."

Yes, a forum member who is a professional in PSYCHO behavior (and just happens to like rare music and looks for it online) encountered "HANS" De Vente (the man who uses a fake first name) and could not BELIEVE what a motherlode of motherfucking INSANITY was bottled up in that bearded twat's misshapen head:

"Malignant narcissism..." was the description. Yes, it might explain the pathetic old Dutch Douchebag called Sake Johannes De Vente using two or three dozen split-personality names in forums, and another three dozen or more in Zinhof's shoutbox. People do feel sorry for him until he stabs them in the back. Until he deletes their posts. Until he shouts at them and curses them for no reason. The shoutbox veterans have seen this boring bombast time and again and try to ignore it. They only wish that ZINHOF could speak English, moderate the shoutbox, and get rid of this asshole.

Put it in layman's terms: "Hans" De Vente is a Dutch commode with shit for brains. He's a pathetic, monotonous latent-homosexual blob of nothing. He parrots the same stupid phrases (like "it's not me" and "I'm a good egg" and "I'm a good man") whenever he's outed.

The expert therapist continues: "His pathologies would require a full battery of tests that he'll never sit for. It's too late for him. He'll be dead soon anyway. He's anti-social and essentially institutionalized. He's spent the past 15 years in a silly little government walk-up in a flat, useless little town outside of Amsterdam. He does not know how to thrive or survive in the real world. He lives in a world of blogs and fake names for himself."

He'd be proud to read all of this (aren't you, Gouda-breath?) because ANY attention is welcome in his drab, stupid life. HE IS A LOSER. All he has is lumbering into a shoutbox under a new name, or declaring NEW BLOG and posting OLD SHIT. Then he waits for a nice comment, or to see if a dozen people might download this latest wimpy post of SOFT music.

What would he do if he couldn't make an asshole of himself, delete files, come up with new names and blogs, and otherwise piss everyone off? He'd otherwise be just the dull bump he really is. He'd be just another meaningless clod giving away music if he was an ORDINARY member if the shoutbox. Instead he can actually delight in saying "people really hate me!" That's fame? It is to a creep whose own father wanted to beat him to death, whose own mother hated him, and who ended up marrying an autistic stump who is a sexless lump of chalk.

ASSHOLE HANS CONTINUES TO DELETE POSTS WHILE USING YET ANOTHER ALIAS - BMX

BORING.

STUPID.

Hansy Pansy may be testing the patience of ZINHOF as well as everyone in the SHOUTBOX as the pig continues to sniffle and snuffle around, lurking and jerking.

He posts one of his tired, tired, TIRED pieces of shit now and then, but mostly he LURKS and DELETES.

What does BMX stand for? His BOWEL MOVEMENT X-CREMENT?

PS, everyone is supposed to CLICK his LINK because he's playing his USUAL GAME of "GUESS WHAT I'M BABBLING ABOUT."

What a SENILE GOUDA-BRAIN. When is that feeble brainstem going to EXPLODE again?

In just the past four months, here's FOUR of his aliases at the ZINHOF SHOUTBOX

2020
wysiwyg
indian
bmx

among others.

Whatever identity, DRAMA QUEEN DE VENTE is always calling attention to himself. One of his FAVORITE expressions is being SCARED SHITLESS over something. When he was 2020 he was SCARED SHITLESS over Covid-19. He still is. Only HE would attribute the expression to Stephen Stills, of the pussy-harmony group CSN&Y that he loves so madly:

Yes, bmx tries to cozy up to David, whom he constantly deletes in jealous post-menopause rages of envy, jealousy and lunacy. David ignores him and "HANS" can't stand that.

Here's HILARIOUS HANZIE HITLER pretending he knows nnnnnuthing about "Clive" who comes in and causes trouble, and how it's a "conundrum" to him that he, a "relative newbie" finds the shoutbox disruptive.

What is the use of "HANS" De Vente becoming indian and then becoming bmx after waving BYE BYE as wysiwyg?

Yes here's creepy "HANS" waving BYE BYE as wysiwyg promising to "take a long hard look" at his feature.  (That's retarded Hansy Pansy, so laughable in thinking he can write in ENGLISH).

He's TOO INSANE to EVER go away. Like a dog sniffing its own shit and chasing its own tail, "HANS" is stuck in an insane pattern of stupidity. He has no reason to live. He's a monotonous robot retard.

After ditching THIS alias at ZINHOF's shoutbox, he got another. AND ANOTHER.

Maybe he wants to blame is MENTAL ILLNESS on that ridiculous fender-bender he had a few years ago? Even though he was whining about TINNITUS in forums and on blogs TEN YEARS AGO, he still wants to pretend that an ear problem caused by attending ROCK CONCERTS and doing nothing but blasting music into his head all his life, was cause by a truck bumping the back of his big stupid car.

Oooh ooh, "HANS" the man with the command of English says, he was reaended by a truck. This is why he has a disease he can't even spell: i have tinnutus

"HANS" was reaended by a truck? He's been rear-ended by a lot of guys. That's probably part of his problem. He can't admit when WIFEY is away, entertains any men who can drive in from Amsterdam to Badhoevedorp.

Hansy Pansy's gay posts are so obvious. He LOVES his Beach Boys, and hunky looking "New Age" guys, and COWBOYS.  He never posts about women. He writes like one, with his burbling to "dear Joao" and asking "kind" people to help him (a poor damsel in distress) get some more of those fairy-esque Windham Hill albums he loves so much, and other "SOFT" music. He married an autistic moron who cleans and cooks and asks for NOTHING in return. Probably part of his mental illness is he has been in the closet for over 60 years. He's what, 74 now? He needs wifey's social security and he's a little too old to import Joao or some other ninny and get married in Badhoevedorp.

All he has is his stupid BLOGS and his endless aliases in a shoutbox, and his pathetic paranoia and drama queen lies and sobbing about how he's really a "good egg" and not a hen's twat.

DEMENTED Hans DE VENTE backstabs CHRIS FRANTZ TALKING HEADS and tries to get ZINHOF in TROUBLE

Psycho Hans De Vente claimed two weeks ago that CHRIS FRANTZ authorized him to give away 56 BOOTLEG concerts (on his blog and via Zinhof's shoutbox, etc.)


When this information got out on social media, HANSY PANSY quickly shut down the blog fearing CHRIS FRANTZ and BREIN, GEMA, RIAA and IFPI. And Talking Heads fans who are sick of his bullshit about "Talking Heads are friends of me since 1978."  (No, like XTC and others, they only fell for his LIES about being a SONY NEDERLANDS bigshot. SONY FIRED HIM.)

Now CHRIS FRANTZ has a book out and GUESS WHO is RUTHLESSLY STEALING MONEY from CHRIS FRANTZ just to be a "good egg" and a "nice guy." YOU GUESSED IT: 

HANZIE HITLER went into Zinhof's shoutbox and offered up TWO links because he's "a good egg" and "a nice guy." 

He wants to make sure to cost CHRIS FRANTZ hundreds of dollars by giving away the book in both MOBI and EPUB formats. Anything in the ZINHOF SHOUTBOX is immediately fair game for the other maggots and parasites to steal and put in THEIR forums and secret blogs. So we're talking about HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS of illegal downloads, not just on Imagenetz but on Mega, and Zippy, and all the other places that these SHARERS use. 

How about THAT, Chris Frantz? He's a real FRIEND OF YOU.

HANS, just the other day, announced he was LEAVING the shoutbox and would no longer DELETE everyone's links and BACKSTAB everyone and use aliases to keep coming back...

Oh...he didn't say THAT. He just did his usual pout and scoot.  He INSULTED another shoutbox member (he's ALWAYS doing that) and then claimed he'd thrown away his login password and would NOT BE BACK.

 Famous last words. bye everyone.

He is b-a-a-a-a-a-a-ck as everyone has discovered very quickly, as INDIAN. 

Here's the post where INDIAN HANS has his TWO LINKS for his BACKSTABBING FUN:

You think HANS DE VENTE wants to put the HEAT on the Zinhof shoutbox and DESTROY IT because HE is not welcome there? Or does he just LOVE to cause malicious trouble? Is he NUTS? He is sure jealous of some of the others in there, like DAVID, isn't he? 

ZINHOF thinks that HANZIE HITLER is his  best friend, mostly because Zinhof is an idiot who can't speak English any better than HANZIE and doesn't remember all the insults the BLOGFATHER hurled at him over and over. ZINHOF was a bigger blog than HANZIE HITLER's BLOGFATHER HANSZUN and HANZIE HITLER hated that. 

What? Maybe ZINHOF is being blackmailed into ignoring every time HANZIE HITLER comes back with a new name? Hans De Vente is notorious for being "FRIENDS" with people, emailing them privately, getting photos and information, and then TURNING ON THEM.

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Who knows. A hacker could very easily destroy ZINHOF and his SHOUTBOX. Perhaps a TALKING HEADS and CHRIS FRANTZ fan? Or a jilted ex-friend? Or somebody from RIAA who just quietly slips a hacker a few bucks? 

Being a "FRIEND" of HANS is risky business. 

Here's HANS telling everyone how TALKING HEADS IS FRIENDS OF ME. Remember? This was a few aliases ago, as 2020.

And let's take a look at the autographed CD that CHRIS FRANTZ foolishly signed for him, with a LOVELY valentine heart. Yes, CHRIS, your FRIEND is giving away YOUR BOOK for FREE. He's a self-proclaimed "good egg" and "nice guy" and YOUR FRIEND. 

IS TALKING HEADS DRUMMER "CHRIS FRANTZ" TRULY A DEMENTED FRIEND OF PEDOPHILE DE VENTE?

We ALL know just what a degenerate, psychotic loser HANS DE VENTE is. Just look through this BLOG and the evidence is all there.  Google his name.

He's been a liar, a thief, and a sociopath all of his wretched useless selfish life. EVERYONE who has EVER befriended him, or fallen for his sob-story bullshit has regretted it. 

That DOES include YOU, CHRIS FRANTZ? YOU signed a CD for the asshole, and he's gone on to tell the world "TALKING HEADS ARE FRIENDS OF ME" and that he has YOUR permission and David Byrne's permission, and TALKING HEADS MANAGEMENT permission to bootleg, make Rapidator money, and be ENDORSED as a "good egg" and a "nice man." 

Tell us, CHRIS FRANTZ, how you approve of his 15 solid years of fiendishly, obsessively making blogs JUST to offer free downloads of easily a MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF MUSIC, royalty free.  That DOES include EVERY Talking Heads album, especially the one you AUTOGRAPHED FOR HIM. 

Yeah, YOU autographed a CD for an ugly fat pushy obnoxious cheap Dutch blob because he pushed it on you. He told you he was with SONY and he could get you BIG DEALS. You know better now, DON'T YOU? 

You regret putting a fucking HEART drawing on that CD? Or don't you know how often he's made ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY zippyshare and imagenetz and rapidgator downloads out of ALL your music? And everyone else's? 

How often he's bragged that CHRIS FRANTZ and ANDY PARTRIDGE are his CLOSEST FRIENDS, who've invited him to SING with them on stage and in the studio on TALKING HEADS and XTC tracks. 

Too bad all the other bands on the planet were smart enough not to fall for Hanzie Hitler's SONY lies. And you DO know he was FIRED BY SONY FOR HIS LIES! 

DE VENTE started "hate blogs" to give the names and addresses and photos of his "RIVALS" and his "ENEMIES." He's posted gay porn and pedophile pictures in music forums just for a JOKE and "shock revenge" on anyone who didn't SHUT THE FUCK UP when he told them to. "My way or the highway" HANS. 

Or is it you don't KNOW yet, just how much he's used YOU and your remnants of a band? That he's had a history of causing as much trouble as possible JUST to titter about it and LOVE the attention? He knows he's hated and he's FINE with that. As long as somebody says "thanks for the download" even if they don't LIKE him, he's FINE with that. That's his life. That's ALL he has, because he truly has NO FRIENDS IN THE REAL WORLD.

Are you just IGNORING him because HANS DE VENTE looks SO MUCH LIKE MARK DAVID CHAPMAN? Is it because you KNOW just what an unstable FREAK he is?  

Tell us THIS isn't how HANS sees YOU AND HIM. 

Just read all of the items below, CHRIS FRANTZ, and consider asking your pals at IFPI, BPI, RIAA and BREIN to go to BADHOEVEDORP, find HANS DE VENTE and throw his 74 year-old ugly ass in JAIL where he belongs.

DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE figures CHRIS FRANTZ and ANDY PARTRIDGE SHOULD SUCK HIS COCK

HOW...DEMENTED...IS HANS DE VENTE? 

He keeps telling the world "talking heads are close friends of me since 1978" and that David Byrne BEGGED him to sing with him on stage. That Chris Frantz worships him.

He's said that XTC begged him to sing on their album and that Andy Partridge's wife fell in love with him and sent him postcards. Why, just look at the AUTOGRAPHED CD he got from talking heads, and the AUTOGRAPHED CD he got from xtc. What more proof could you want? 

The latest from DEMENTED DE VENTE? You have to GUESS. You know HANZIE HITLER. He does NOT know how to be a "good egg," he just knows how to be a DICTATOR: 

Yes, click my name. Worship me. My way or the highway. Do as I say or you don't get GOODIES.

He didn't get enough people clicking his name so in Zinhof's shoutbox he announced that Chris Frantz has begged him for all the Talking Heads bootlegs he's traded and stolen from other bloggers and forums. 

Hans decided he MIGHT comply if Chris Frantz pleaded enough and made it worth his while. As forgiving the GOODIES to everyone first, just to stab Chris Frantz in the ass? Sure. IF everyone will beg HANZIE HITLER and ZIEG HEIL enough: 

He put up a BLOG (of course) and began to parse out the links ONE AT A TIME. Give compliments. Say THANK YOU or you won't get MORE. 

Meanwhile, just to test the Zinhof shoutboxers, he demanded anything and everything, like the capricious ROYAL he thinks he is. Hey, there's HAMILTON on NETFLIX...

Does Hanzie Hitler, the worst RACIST IN HOLLAND really want a RAP MUSICAL with BLACKS and LATINOS in it? 

OF COURSE NOT. He has called black music SHIT, and he says black lives do not matter. ha ha there are no blacks near me (that would be BADHOEVEDORP). 

He just wants to get attention. If he does NOT get attention NO GOODIES. 

Hurry Hurry. 10 day links. Hurry Hurry. He might delete his whole blog if he doesn't sense the LOVE. Then he'll blame it on a DELETER and cry on the shoulder of some pansy friend of his like JOAO. 

HURRY HURRY. Look at HANSY DE GENEROUS. You can get 56 TALKING HEADS BOOTLEGS in FLAC! (How many people have bothered with this utter SHIT? 50? 60? A fucking download of a Crosby Stills Nash album from 40 years ago gets TRIPLE those numbers!) 

Got that? The most famous LIAR in the history of BLOGS is saying his CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND CHRIS FRANTZ has told him to GIVE AWAY 56 bootlegs which will then be a fucking PANDEMIC traded FOREVER on EVERY FORUM AND TORRENT but HE, the great HANZIE HITLER, will not offer them again.

"i am a good egg....i am a generous man...talking heads are good friends of me since 1978. i talk to chris all the time." Right. It's Andy Partridge who refuses to have anything to do with him after all the fucking LIES and bootlegging. But Chris Frantz wants HANZIE HITLER to be a BIG SHOT and give away "the motherlode" and get ALL the attention. BUT ONE TIME ONLY.

Sure, makes sense. Chris Frantz IS an asshole, isn't he? No? Then HANZIE HITLER made all this shit up, and just wants a little more ATTENTION before his next brainstem explosion? 

HOORAY HOORAY FOR YDRAY. But only a FEW MORE DAYS EVERYONE! 

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HANS DE VENTE, CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS with Chris Frantz, David Byrne, all the geniuses of TALKING HEADS, the band that stopped being relevant 40 years ago, had exactly ONE song anyone can name ("Psycho Killer") and has a big big fan in "Demented De Vente" the greatest PSYCHO in HOLLAND.

Lying "Hans" - Demented De Vente Keeps on TRUCKIN' - ooh ooh Tinnitus via Truck

You can count on "Hans" the Crying Dutchman to hook some newbie into feeling sorry for him. Nobody else in Zinhof's shoutbox bores people with sob stories except HIM. 

Here he goes again. He's dying? He's got diverticulitis? His brainstem exploded? His "darling" wife fell downstairs? He's "scared shitless" over Covid-19? He's going to the hospital again?

Oh. It's car accidents cause tinnitus. Sure. The one or two morons who actually believe "Hans" is a "good egg" will believe anything! 

The truth, of course, is that he and his retarded wife were not hurt in the least. The moron's own dashcam footage shows it. A truck is ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT. The De Vente-mobile glides by it. There's NO head-on collision. You hear the high-pitched retarded jabbering of "Hans" and his retarded wife (they both sound alike). 

Why does he have a dashcam on anyway? Oh, hoping he can make an insurance claim if somebody glares at him, perhaps. Maybe he keeps all his dashboard cams because he is such an egomaniac and he loves the sound of his squeaky Dutch-girl voice. 

He is PAST the truck when the camera begins to screw up.  It looks like the idiot behind the wheel is moving into the next lane, where the front of the truck is just getting into the picture. The De Vente mobile wobbles and then "HANS" De Vente smashes into the car in front of him. The truck doesn't do it. HE does it. 

The car in front spins around - probably from the smell of "Hans" shitting his pants.  Did the truck ram him? Did his windshield break? No.  

In the full footage that "Hans" has CUT, which he once posted to a Dutch newspaper, he and and his retarded "darling" wife jabber briefly in Dutch, both calm and FINE, asking each other if anything is wrong. Nobody is screaming, the car isn't rolling over and over, and there wasn't even a LOUD NOISE!

De Vente The Drama Queen insists somebody died, but he doesn't seem to care. He just adds that to his story. He sobs, as you can read above, that the incident ruined only "one life, mine." Ha ha ha. Not his wife? SHE didn't get tinnitus too? What a surprise. What a surprise The Cheap Dutchman tried to sue the truck company and LOST. He's ALWAYS A LOSER. ALWAYS a pain in the ass. ALWAYS a cry baby. 

Don't you want to hear more from "HANS" and how tragic he is, and how brave he is for stealing music off somebody else's blog and Rapidgator account to upload it to a handful of people who don't have Hank Williams music yet?

Crazy "HANS" De Vente Sees Flying Saucers

Demented De Vente has MORE new blogs.

He's a cheap Dutchman. If it's free, he'll take. That's his attitude about music, too. Take take take. Take from other bloggers and yell and scream that he's ENTITLED to do that.

One blog has The Porcine Dutchman playing The Melancholy Dane. Alas, alas, he is DYING, and he's "ON A MORTAL COIL." Which he will soon shuffle off. It's not come soon enough.

Another one is for FRIENDS ONLY, as if he has any.

On that one he has a picture of the UFO spaceship that brought him to Badhoevedorp Holland where he's infected the Dutch like Covid-19:

His latest fake name is simply T. Yes, T for TWAT.

As for his infected, eczema-encrusted posts in Zinhof's shitbox,  he's still wearily sucking up to people and pathetically offering free music to win friends and influence people.

He sucks up to somebody for posting "soothing piano." Wimpy Hans LOVES "soothing piano." In the next (foul) breath, he mentions a blogger he likes to steal from: "I saw that green posted a lotto stones."
Got that? "Lotto" Hans is so hip -- as hip as a fat, blubber-lipped pube-faced limp-dicked old has-been in HOLLAND can be.
He wonders if anyone would like him to STEAL the links from green and post them: "does anybody want these?"
He'll be glad to put on his maid drag and upload files if ONLY somebody will thank him for it and make him a little less lonely.

Some people do feel sorry for a useless old jerk who is going to die any day now. EXCEPT, he's wished "AIDS AND EBOLA" on rival bloggers, deleted links constantly, yelled FUCK YOU at people in forums and shoutboxes, and been a total psycho, liar, maniac, and jerk as long as he's been on the Internet. Before that, he was merely a piece of Nazi shit.

Wanna cry for poor Hanzie Hitler? You can join him in being a crybaby. Here he is, wearing that same smelly hillbilly shirt as usual:

HERE'S "HANS" SOBBING OVER HIS FAVORITE MUSIC

Boring "HANS" De Vente -- He saw David Bowie, GEDDIT?

Lonely, sad, loser SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE.

Alias "HANS" as he loves using that LITTLE BOY nickname, the one people know from "HANS" BRINKER the kiddie story and "HANSEL AND GRETEL" the kiddie story. And "HANS" Christian Anderson the kiddie author.

"HANS" has been extra lonely lately, so he's started more blogger wars, insulted more people, and declared himself to be...what is the phrase....

Right, "HANS."

Here's The Cheap Dutchman jealously raging that he can STEAL all the links from another blogger, GREEN, because GREEN makes money from them and "HANS" gives them away JUST for NICE comments. (PS, "HANS" has used Rapidgator himself, and "HANS" has thrown temper tantrums in the Zinhof shoutbox demanding that people donate to him through Paypal and chip in to pay for albums he's bought.)

 
"...he makes money from others peoples post..." So "HANS" steals them and re-ups them on his own blog, just to piss off GREEN (and make more enemies and then cry that he's a "good egg." )

Lonely, sad, pathetic "HANS" clogs up the shoutbox with his old lady whispers and old crone rants and his vainglorious moments of ecstasy, like the time he waddled around backstage and actually saw DAVID BOWIE. Oooh ooh: 

That was before SONY FIRED HIM for pretending to be an important A&R man with the company when he was basically a janitor. 

We all know Liar "HANS" and his games, which included scraping up enough money for a CHEAP DUTCHMAN's week in America, staying in a hostel, and using forged SONY credentials to get to shows. He also used his SONY email address weeks earlier to con record companies into letting him visit so he could not only get free promo material but STEAL. 

He's admitted it on his blogs: "with my own thieving hands" he swiped a Phil Spector Christmas record off a publicist's shelf...and made off with countless other items that have joined his idiot collection of John Deere toys. 

Meanwhile...

Is "HANS" still boring the world with the 29839th upload of THE EVERLY BROTHERS? Is he once again declaring his worthless hype about how he's offering the "BEST" music "EVER?"  Of course, yawwwwwn, of course: 

Is "HANS" still thinking he's "HIP?" Oh sure, he's using American slang, GEDDIT? 

Yes, Mr. Faulty Brainstem is nattering like the senile, useless loser he is.

HANZIE HITLER WAVES HIS HANKIE

How...BORING...does SENILE SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE get? 

How about "HANK" again and again and again? 

He just LOVES his Hank Williams. Zzzzz. 

He posted it on his latest zzzzzzz blog. Free Blog #89052895

Oh, but a TEN DAY ONLY LINK, so, ACH TUNG, better act FAST!

Any wonder the Zinhof shoutbox people HATE him and IGNORE him? 

What a NAGGY old queen HANZIE is. 

ZZZZZ. Anyone bother to download this crap? Once, when he was deleting the competition, and raving MY BLOG CAN BEAT YOUR BLOG, the "BLOGFATHER" had hundreds and hundreds of hits for anything he posted. Now...

He's a zombie. He shuffles to the computer once in a while, when his brain isn't too mushy and his creaky limbs and fat ass can move slightly, and he posts HANK again. And AGAIN. 

Oooh, 12 hits. His IQ has drooped to 12. He can barely write one sentence. He's always acted like a 12 year-old with his lies, tantrums, curses, nasty practical jokes and deletions. 

NOBODY cares about him and his HANK WILLIAMS crap.

NOBODY was interested in his feeble, badly recorded bootleg of DION either, so he cried out in the wilderness: 

NO REPLY.

HANZIE is just so pathetic. He was always clueless. Now he is almost brain dead. 

He keeps pushing "HANK." He is also crying and moaning about other singers. Just hear him cry. See him cry: 

CRY BABY HANS - THE CRYING DUTCHMAN 

To most, he does not even exist. He is beginning to realize what NOTHING is, because that is what the ex-Blogfather is to to the rest of the world. NOTHING. 

He has to post that he won't post for a while? Nobody responded. They didn't give a damn. Everyone was glad to have a day or two free from his pathetic attempts at getting attention.

He will post nnnnothing. Because he is a NNNNNothing. A little Hanzie Hitler spawned by his mother's affair with a Nazi who was hiding in Holland after WW 2. (Perhaps this is why Hanzie's father beat him. Hanzie was always telling everyone "My Father Beat Me" -- just another sad, pathetic whine for attention, and usually written after "bad comments" telling him to stop stealing files from other blogs and deleting links from his rivals.)

WHAT A LOSER. These last few years have been a limping hobble into oblivion. He is in limbo. Purgatory is next. And then HELL. It's called KARMA.

HANZIE HITLER -- He really IS a FIVE-YEAR OLD Mentally. A childish klepto.

Over in the shoutbox, HANZIE is still playing his dopey, childish games.

Like a typical five-year old who mumbles and makes no sense, HANZIE posts a load of drivel that tries the patience of adults. Most don't even bother, and just ignore his garbled blubberings:

Sure, WTS. i ma downloading them now. WTS. "WTS means watch this space." 

Oh, FUCK OFF, little boy. He grew a beard and STILL looked like a smirking, nasty little boy.

Here's HANZIE the creepy kleptomaniac. What do you think he was doing in that picture, stealing coins from a blind newspaper dealer?

Here's more of his inane blather: 

Huh? No link. No sense. Most everyone ignores him, except one person: 

 
Little Boy HANZIE stamps his feet and sulks: 

He IS a HANZIE and he acts like he's 5. (He has claimed to be hatched in 1946, which would make him 74, not 75, but he is totally senile and can't count. He also can't spell. Can't get it up. Can't stop drooling. Needs sleeping pills and all kinds of meds to stop his fatal rotting.) 

Green? "Hanzie, what do you mean with green?"

HANZIE explains that he is referring to a blog he loves to steal from. He's repeatedly tried to take money from GREEN by telling everyone, "if you see posts at itsonlyrocknroll ask me and i will up it," so that GREEN won't make rapidgator money and HANZIE will be LIKED. 

Only HANZIE is never LIKED. At best, let's LIKE him for not referring to Simon and Garfunkel as "Those Two Jewish Boys" and making anti-Semitic jokes and posting cartoons of yarmulkes and two Star of David pins. No, now he just steals from them and calls them S and G:

As always, BAD SANTA never tells people what they're getting. They're supposed to just click his links and it's "my way or the highway." He's too much of an egomaniac to even notice that everyone else gets hundreds of hits, and HE rarely gets even a dozen. 

He still thinks people are going to go to one of his BLOGS because he puts a link in his dopey eyechart name.

On his latest low-view Cheap Dutchman free blog, he's posted some of his stolen bootleg tapes. Most of his "Wall of Tapes" collection is stuff he stole from record stores and put his name on. It's stuff he "traded" with people and then pretended was recorded by HIM. Just part of his kleptomania and lying. 

Anybody care about his 40 year-old GARBAGE? No, either everybody's heard this crap already, or it's so dull and boring NOBODY even wants to bother. Yawn yawn yawn. Mr. Garbled-Brain posted about an "H and O" concert.

What, H and O is code? Why doesn't the jerk say HALL and OATES? Because he's too much of a tight-ass game-player. You have to GUESS what he's talking about, which is never easy when he can hardly write a sentence in ENGLISH. 

His "H and O" tape, he bragged, is "one of my finest tapes." Yawwwwn. Tell us more, Oh Windy, Addled, Senile Old Fart: 

"just now I re riped the tape, side is still good...but my deck ate part two...last part is other music, I have no idea what." 

Isn't that EXCITING? Anything else, vagina-pube-face? Turkey lower lip boy? Sad, lonely retard? 

"the Flac link is good for 10 days." 

Oh yes, always a time limit from the control freak Bad Santa, who never EVER gives anything away without strings attached. What else, HANZIE?

"Let me know what you think." 

Guess what. NO COMMENTS! 

NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THIS HALF-DEAD USELESS OLD KLEPTOMANIAC DRAG-QUEEN LOSER.

"let me know what you think." NOBODY DID:

Nobody likes HANZIE. He can't buy friends. He can't give away things and be liked for it. In the real world, he's like some filthy bum on the street who has a job handing out leaflets. Somebody reluctantly takes the leaflet just to keep the bum from pestering him all the way down the street, and then tosses the leaflet in the trash and wipes his hands. 

That's HANZIE. If somehow he posts something that a person might want "just to have....maybe to listen to someday," it's downloaded with NO thanks or comment, because HANZIE is a CREEP and a LOSER and he's been too much of a jerk and an asshole to encourage with a "thank you." The phrase that comes to mind with HANZIE? Not "Thank you." It's "FUCK YOU."