HANZIE HITLER -- He really IS a FIVE-YEAR OLD Mentally. A childish klepto.

Over in the shoutbox, HANZIE is still playing his dopey, childish games.

Like a typical five-year old who mumbles and makes no sense, HANZIE posts a load of drivel that tries the patience of adults. Most don't even bother, and just ignore his garbled blubberings:

Sure, WTS. i ma downloading them now. WTS. "WTS means watch this space." 

Oh, FUCK OFF, little boy. He grew a beard and STILL looked like a smirking, nasty little boy.

Here's HANZIE the creepy kleptomaniac. What do you think he was doing in that picture, stealing coins from a blind newspaper dealer?

Here's more of his inane blather: 

Huh? No link. No sense. Most everyone ignores him, except one person: 

 
Little Boy HANZIE stamps his feet and sulks: 

He IS a HANZIE and he acts like he's 5. (He has claimed to be hatched in 1946, which would make him 74, not 75, but he is totally senile and can't count. He also can't spell. Can't get it up. Can't stop drooling. Needs sleeping pills and all kinds of meds to stop his fatal rotting.) 

Green? "Hanzie, what do you mean with green?"

HANZIE explains that he is referring to a blog he loves to steal from. He's repeatedly tried to take money from GREEN by telling everyone, "if you see posts at itsonlyrocknroll ask me and i will up it," so that GREEN won't make rapidgator money and HANZIE will be LIKED. 

Only HANZIE is never LIKED. At best, let's LIKE him for not referring to Simon and Garfunkel as "Those Two Jewish Boys" and making anti-Semitic jokes and posting cartoons of yarmulkes and two Star of David pins. No, now he just steals from them and calls them S and G:

As always, BAD SANTA never tells people what they're getting. They're supposed to just click his links and it's "my way or the highway." He's too much of an egomaniac to even notice that everyone else gets hundreds of hits, and HE rarely gets even a dozen. 

He still thinks people are going to go to one of his BLOGS because he puts a link in his dopey eyechart name.

On his latest low-view Cheap Dutchman free blog, he's posted some of his stolen bootleg tapes. Most of his "Wall of Tapes" collection is stuff he stole from record stores and put his name on. It's stuff he "traded" with people and then pretended was recorded by HIM. Just part of his kleptomania and lying. 

Anybody care about his 40 year-old GARBAGE? No, either everybody's heard this crap already, or it's so dull and boring NOBODY even wants to bother. Yawn yawn yawn. Mr. Garbled-Brain posted about an "H and O" concert.

What, H and O is code? Why doesn't the jerk say HALL and OATES? Because he's too much of a tight-ass game-player. You have to GUESS what he's talking about, which is never easy when he can hardly write a sentence in ENGLISH. 

His "H and O" tape, he bragged, is "one of my finest tapes." Yawwwwn. Tell us more, Oh Windy, Addled, Senile Old Fart: 

"just now I re riped the tape, side is still good...but my deck ate part two...last part is other music, I have no idea what." 

Isn't that EXCITING? Anything else, vagina-pube-face? Turkey lower lip boy? Sad, lonely retard? 

"the Flac link is good for 10 days." 

Oh yes, always a time limit from the control freak Bad Santa, who never EVER gives anything away without strings attached. What else, HANZIE?

"Let me know what you think." 

Guess what. NO COMMENTS! 

NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THIS HALF-DEAD USELESS OLD KLEPTOMANIAC DRAG-QUEEN LOSER.

"let me know what you think." NOBODY DID:

Nobody likes HANZIE. He can't buy friends. He can't give away things and be liked for it. In the real world, he's like some filthy bum on the street who has a job handing out leaflets. Somebody reluctantly takes the leaflet just to keep the bum from pestering him all the way down the street, and then tosses the leaflet in the trash and wipes his hands. 

That's HANZIE. If somehow he posts something that a person might want "just to have....maybe to listen to someday," it's downloaded with NO thanks or comment, because HANZIE is a CREEP and a LOSER and he's been too much of a jerk and an asshole to encourage with a "thank you." The phrase that comes to mind with HANZIE? Not "Thank you." It's "FUCK YOU."