How HANS DEVENTE the DEMENTED ASSHOLE SPENT CHRISTMAS

 Oooh ooh, Hansy Pansy got up from his CORONAVIRUS sick-sick-sicko bed to post the GOOD NEWS on his bloggy-poo: 

Isn't that good news for anyone who doesn't already have his Hank and Merle crap, or his stale bootlegs of Talking Heads? 

PS, did anyone actually BUY his sob story about having the coronavirus? Well, one moron. Everyone else in Zinhof's shoutbox IGNORES this pathetic ugly lying oaf like the REAL PLAGUE.

Yes, Didier Doody-face, you actually BOUGHT the famous Lying Dutchman's story...that without going to the hospital, without seeing a doctor, Hansy Pansy disagnosed himself and was miraculously cured. Cured like a ham.

Hans does rely on an asshole or two to make his pathetic putrid life worthwhile, as nobody in Badhoevedorp can stand the big, ugly, grotesque, deadbeat Government Money Moocher. 

Having Covid affects your ability to spell

Poor, poor HANSY PANSY.

He's told the world he has coronavirus. Hypochondriac or just the boy who loves to cry wolf...the sociopathic LIAR? 

First he said he wasn't going to a hospital and he was going to DIE AT HOME. Then he said that if he feels better he'll start blogging again! 

Miracle of miracles, within a week of telling everyone he HAS IT and it's SO bad, and he is ready to die...
 

Oh, maybe he's NOT a sociopathic LIAR, just a SCHIZOID TIME-WASTING MORON. 

It would be nice if he could be NORMAL like everybody else in Zinny's little shoutbox, or in the blog world, and just shut the fuck up. 

It's almost comical that, like the 7 year-old he remains mentally, anything he says and any excuse he makes is OBVIOUS, and he gets trapped in his own made-up stories as soon as he makes them up.

No wonder his father beat him. He's been DEMENTED since birth. Before he began his notorious blogging, he was a troublesome, argumentative asshole on Usenet. Using his SONY address, he was pestering people to mail him Beach Boys and David Letterman VHS tapes and barely willing to pay for the postage to Badhoevedorp! He kept cursing at everyone and then apologizing and then cursing again to get what he wanted. Then he became "Blogfather" and shouted "my blog can beat your blog" and the rest is...disgusting history.

A few weeks ago HANSY PANSY showed off a picture of his hospital room, declaring that he hoped to come home "GOD WILLING." He was there wasting Holland resources for 3 lousy days. But his latest crying attempt to get attention was that he WOULDN'T go to a hospital for coronavirus. Yeah??? 

You went to the hospital for no reason only a few weeks earlier, ya big oafish overgrown CHILD. Go figure a total lunatic with a brain full of AGING and ROTTING GOUDA. Caught up in his lies. Suddenly crossdressing Camille is going to be a martyr and die at home. Surrrrre. In the next sense, but "if I feel better..."

It seems that the main symptom of his fake-corona is an inability to spell anything.

UNTIL is spelled UNTILL now, and when he uploaded one of his pussiest, wimpiest posts (the gay gay Harpers Bizarre) he called the boys the HARRIERS BIZARRE.

Yeah, and then there's HANS BIZARRE, aka HANS DEMENTED, aka a totally useless old fart who was nothing but a nuisance, a pain in the ass, a psychotic bully, a creepy hacker and deleter, and a LOSER all his wasted life. 

How DEMENTED is Johannes DeVente the Villate Idiot of BADHOEVEDORP? He lied about having CORONA!

 

He could not resist. It wasn't bad enough when he put up a blog making Corona into a reason to steal music ("SAFE DISTANCING!" he said, stealing a picture from Google of people six feet apart...and below, the usual Hank Williams and Merle "Hagrid" tired CRAP). 

Last week, Big Oaf Hans, the DRAMA QUEEN, the LYING ASSHOLE, put up a new blog declaring a few shitty downloads would be his "testament" and he would die at home rather than waddle, as he always does, to the hospital crying and sobbing about nothing.

The new blog (pretending to be in Palm Springs again)  ends with his cop out:"the blog will not be updated till I feel better." And of course, he UPDATED IT A FEW DAYS LATER. 

What an asshole. At Zinhof's shoutbox the regulars just laughed among themselves and joked about when the jerk is going to ALSO say he has "AIDS WITH EBOLA."

A few people even more retarded than him actually left comments on his blog. All two of them. Utter clod-heads who don't know Hans like everyone else does, and choose to ignore him like they would somebody else's big baby crying with shit in his diaper. 

 

 He was once the BLOGFATHER with hundreds of comments. Now he plays to a few pin-headed dimwits. That's ALL. 

He's the limpdick loser everyone is bored with. Him and his tired, tired garbage he uploads, and the junk he steals that people can get everywhere else. 

 

No, those are NOT the symptoms of Corona. The asshole can't even TRY to be authentic. Sure enough, a few days later...

 

Oooh ooh, the NITTY GRITTY DIRT BAND....AGAIN.  OOOH OOH, a Bee Gees documentary he stole off somebody else's blog. 

No wonder people really wish this boring overgrown baby would just GO AWAY to the ELEPHANT'S GRAVEYARD WHERE HE BELONGS. 

Zzzzz....you can't even COUNT the number of times this bloated baby has claimed to be dying, claimed his wife or mother-in-law was dying, claimed to be about to kill himself...remember THIS ONE?

 Hey Hansy Pansy, here's a picture you can use in OLD ZINHOF's shoutbox: