"HANS" is STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

Brain-damaged "HANS" is really losing his mind. Last month he did his "sex change" at Zinhof's shoutbox, becoming "LEGS" and "BETH" (and as usual, claiming "I AM NOT HANS.")

He's just pulled his usual stunt of declaring he will LEAVE the shoutbox. (Waiting to see if anyone will beg him NOT to go. Nobody did). 

Yes, Mr. CRAZY is "fed up" with all the "nonsense" and "crazies" (that would be HIM and his ALIASES and his LIES) and vowed to delete his login. Did he? OF COURSE NOT.

He loves being a maniac. He loves the attention. Several members of the shoutbox urged him to LEAVE ASAP and several others predicted if he left he'd come back: 

PATHOLOGICAL LIAR HANS claimed he could not delete his login! 

"i cannot delete the login it seems." OH? GOSH HANZIE HITLER, YOU'VE ONLY DONE THAT ABOUT ONE HUNDRED TIMES, with your aliases like JAN and DOUG and 2020 and...on and on.

HANZIE HITLER won't leave the shoutbox because he has too much fun being HERR DICTATOR and telling people they ONLY HAVE 10 DAYS to get his UTTERLY SHITTY music...his corny country and western garbage, his brainless "CHILL" drivel and the rest of his boring junk nobody wants:

Last Day! Last Day! That's just ONE reason everyone in the shoutbox hates him. He can't just shut his ugly fucking yap and post like everyone else. It has to be LAST DAY! TEN DAY LINK! HURRY! 

Meanwhile SENILITY HANS continues to get caught up in his lies. It's not just his never-ending fake names, or his shifting age (i am 75, i am 77...) here he is, after crying and moaning that he has SEVERE TINNITUS AND CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC ANYMORE requesting...MUSIC TO LISTEN TO:

He never requests anything just ONCE. Adult Diaper-Wearing BABY HANS has to whine and whine again and again. 

THIS is the guy who has the NERVE to claim he's "innocent" and never causes trouble, and never LIES and does nothing but make people HAPPY with his LOVELY music? Like the "MERLE HAGRID" (he thinks he's so witty) re-posts every other day? Come on everyone LAST CHANCE, LAST DAY to get MERLE HAGRID music. HANS is the HAGGARD one. An old, pathetic pain in the ass. 

What keeps this pest going? Maybe it's the chance to share GAY PORN with some new guy from the shoutbox? Seems like HANZIE, Mr. "I vacation in Palm Springs" has his eyes on visiting the OHIO VALLEY and hooking up with DAVID? 

Usually BETH aka LEGS is not so subtle. "peace and love" is usual a coquette remark like "i hope some kind man will help me find Keith Whitley records" or a girly girl remark like "i am going to upload eva cassidy music if anyone want. you will cry!" His gay phrases and his tranvestite maid outfit gasps of obedience ("i can upload that for you!") are LAUGHABLE. Except he's a PAIN IN THE ASS.

Speaking of being a LITERAL PAIN IN THE ASS, HANZIE HITLER never misses an opportunity to moan about his 1001 ailments, as if anyone cares. Nobody bores people more than HANZIE: 

Poor Poor Pitiful Hans. (Sake Johannes DeVente is his real name). He wants everyone to feel sorry for him, because "i am a good egg" and "talking heads are good friends of me" and "i have tinnitus so i can not hear music" and "i vacation in palm springs!" and "i was there at 9/11" and "i went to the ER again it does not look good" and "i just came back from the ER anyone want music from green's blog?"

And ON and ON, stealing music from other bloggers, deleting his rivals, trying to get sympathy for his endless (mostly fake) ailments, and being a general attention-grabbing old drag queen pest. But "i am a good egg...." 

Google his name and check some of the EARLY blogs about him. They have all the evidence and screen captures of what an ASSHOLE and DEMANDING PEST and RANTING RAVING INSULTING SELF-ABSORBED PRICK he's been since 2005. That includes his first appearances at USENET where he demanded Beach Boys music and David Letterman tapes and being the Dutch Douche cheap bastard he is, expecting people to mail him this stuff "for the price of the postage."  Back then he was even using his SONY email address and boasting about how he could report anybody he didn't like. He then left a trail of hate blogs, of hounding Chocoreve and others, destroying GroovyFab and DejaVu and other blogs with his hacking, and urging people to FIND AND "GET" the rivals he didn't like. Yeah, yeah, REAL NICE GUY.  

 "i am a good egg..." 

 

EVERYONE knows the TRUTH about DEVENTE. He is DEMENTED.

"HANS" LIKES BEING GRETEL - AND BETH - AND LEGS - AND JAN - AND HE SIGHS OVER THE SHITTY MUSIC IN GLEE

Does it get any more GAY than this? Hansel isn't bad enough with his girly-girl aliases, and his limp-dick love of CHILL music and WINDHAM HILL and SOFT lounge. On his dopey-pun TOURDEHANS blog, the big loaf of pussy thinks people want...

Hansy Pansy has that beard just to pretend he's male. His other beard is his "darling wife" who has put up with his gay antics for decades. 

Hansy Pansy's idea of a fine dinner is to import THIS: 

Meanwhile, what's left of his atrophied, crumbly brain cells does him little good. While lusting over those "two Jewish boys" as he calls them, he can't remember to SPELL. Or was it a Freudian slip that he asked for "LOVE FROM NEW YORK CITY" when he meant "LIVE FROM NEW YORK CITY?"

"BETH" would sure LOVE to be spit-roasted by two guys, whether they're cute "Jewish boys" or two rugged cowboys like "Merle Hagrid" and Hank Williams. 

"Still looking." Yes, fat piggy "HANS" aka "BETH" is never happy, never satisfied. Always wants attention and somebody to get things for him/her. 

Demented Devente does have a lot on his plate. Look at what his "darling wife" did for him when she squatted on the plate. Some kind of vaginal cheese, and a variety of soft and round turd in piss gravy. You'd think it's a bit disgusting, but look at what an oversized fat slob "HANS" is!

"BORE DE HANS" - "HANSZIE HITLER" is going to BORE HIMSELF TO DEATH - HIS BRAIN CELLS ARE DESERTING HIS FAT UGLY HEAD

 Oh, he's ba-a-a-a-ck with another blahhhhhhh blaaaaaah blog...and the same old SHIT and the same old "witty" remarks.

Ho ho ho, he's posting "MERLE HAGRID" again. As if anybody on the planet cares or doesn't have this shit already. But "Hanzie Hitler" is going senile. He forgets NOBODY CARES.

His brain stem is going to give a big FART and his brains (what's left of them) will leak out of his ears and he'll collapse on the floor of his Badhoevedorp senility-ward room. DEAD.

 BORING.

You'd think somebody who is allegedly 77, and hasn't long to live, wouldn't be SO senile as to upload the same GARBAGE all day long. That's Hanzie Hitler. 

He also crawls into Zinhof's shitbox to stink up the place with his usual BORING garbage. NOBODY cares. 10 or 20 people download some of his crap just to have it (not to listen to it) and Hanzie Hitler sobs with glee and wets his knickers about it. How PATHETIC.

BORING.

Here he is, BORING the world with his nonsense about TINNITUS and how crappy CHILL music is SUCH a cure. BORING BORING

 

Nobody pays attention to the old Dutch Douche. BORING.

Here he is, being the COQUETTE again (without the BETH or LEGS or JAN drag name) lamely asking if people WANT anything from him. Her. It. 

 

Anybody wants? I can post on request? Come on, be my boyfriend. Love me. 

NOBODY CARES, NOBODY RESPONDS because HANZIE HITLER IS SO BORING.

 BORING, BORING, BORING

Such a pathetic need for attention -- and such pathetic posts of desperation and dullness. BORING.

People are VERY tired of his "TEN DAYS ONLY" games and the rest of his rules. SO BORING.

Yes, the REAL HANS is one of the most boring useless Old Farts in Holland. (Or is he claiming he's taking his summer in Palm Springs?? Boring lies from Boring Old Fart Hans).

 He's SUCH a boring pathetic retard, he doesn't get it -- NOBODY is interested in his CHILL crap, his MERLE HAGRID crap, his constant re-posting of GENE CLARK and all the rest of his lameness. 

 Hanzie Hitler has the worst taste in music, is a stupid jerk who thinks his puns are funny and clever, and he really is a waste of space. Only another retard would say "thank you" to this moron. Yes, he might appeal to one or two other low-grade dullards. But most everyone wishes senile Zinhof would block him forever, or that Hanzie Hitler would just plain DROP DEAD. He's just TOO BORING. 

OOH, Hanzie Hitler is too senile to remember he's posted wimpy AL STEWART a hundred times already? Or is he just such a monotonous lumbering ox that this is the best he can do? Ten days everybody, hurry hurry!  

BORE DE HANS...more dead than alive. A sobbing, pathetic, limp dick useless ugly monster.