Boring "HANS" De Vente -- He saw David Bowie, GEDDIT?

Lonely, sad, loser SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE.

Alias "HANS" as he loves using that LITTLE BOY nickname, the one people know from "HANS" BRINKER the kiddie story and "HANSEL AND GRETEL" the kiddie story. And "HANS" Christian Anderson the kiddie author.

"HANS" has been extra lonely lately, so he's started more blogger wars, insulted more people, and declared himself to be...what is the phrase....

Right, "HANS."

Here's The Cheap Dutchman jealously raging that he can STEAL all the links from another blogger, GREEN, because GREEN makes money from them and "HANS" gives them away JUST for NICE comments. (PS, "HANS" has used Rapidgator himself, and "HANS" has thrown temper tantrums in the Zinhof shoutbox demanding that people donate to him through Paypal and chip in to pay for albums he's bought.)

 
"...he makes money from others peoples post..." So "HANS" steals them and re-ups them on his own blog, just to piss off GREEN (and make more enemies and then cry that he's a "good egg." )

Lonely, sad, pathetic "HANS" clogs up the shoutbox with his old lady whispers and old crone rants and his vainglorious moments of ecstasy, like the time he waddled around backstage and actually saw DAVID BOWIE. Oooh ooh: 

That was before SONY FIRED HIM for pretending to be an important A&R man with the company when he was basically a janitor. 

We all know Liar "HANS" and his games, which included scraping up enough money for a CHEAP DUTCHMAN's week in America, staying in a hostel, and using forged SONY credentials to get to shows. He also used his SONY email address weeks earlier to con record companies into letting him visit so he could not only get free promo material but STEAL. 

He's admitted it on his blogs: "with my own thieving hands" he swiped a Phil Spector Christmas record off a publicist's shelf...and made off with countless other items that have joined his idiot collection of John Deere toys. 

Meanwhile...

Is "HANS" still boring the world with the 29839th upload of THE EVERLY BROTHERS? Is he once again declaring his worthless hype about how he's offering the "BEST" music "EVER?"  Of course, yawwwwwn, of course: 

Is "HANS" still thinking he's "HIP?" Oh sure, he's using American slang, GEDDIT? 

Yes, Mr. Faulty Brainstem is nattering like the senile, useless loser he is.