Lying "Hans" - Demented De Vente Keeps on TRUCKIN' - ooh ooh Tinnitus via Truck

You can count on "Hans" the Crying Dutchman to hook some newbie into feeling sorry for him. Nobody else in Zinhof's shoutbox bores people with sob stories except HIM. 

Here he goes again. He's dying? He's got diverticulitis? His brainstem exploded? His "darling" wife fell downstairs? He's "scared shitless" over Covid-19? He's going to the hospital again?

Oh. It's car accidents cause tinnitus. Sure. The one or two morons who actually believe "Hans" is a "good egg" will believe anything! 

The truth, of course, is that he and his retarded wife were not hurt in the least. The moron's own dashcam footage shows it. A truck is ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT. The De Vente-mobile glides by it. There's NO head-on collision. You hear the high-pitched retarded jabbering of "Hans" and his retarded wife (they both sound alike). 

Why does he have a dashcam on anyway? Oh, hoping he can make an insurance claim if somebody glares at him, perhaps. Maybe he keeps all his dashboard cams because he is such an egomaniac and he loves the sound of his squeaky Dutch-girl voice. 

He is PAST the truck when the camera begins to screw up.  It looks like the idiot behind the wheel is moving into the next lane, where the front of the truck is just getting into the picture. The De Vente mobile wobbles and then "HANS" De Vente smashes into the car in front of him. The truck doesn't do it. HE does it. 

The car in front spins around - probably from the smell of "Hans" shitting his pants.  Did the truck ram him? Did his windshield break? No.  

In the full footage that "Hans" has CUT, which he once posted to a Dutch newspaper, he and and his retarded "darling" wife jabber briefly in Dutch, both calm and FINE, asking each other if anything is wrong. Nobody is screaming, the car isn't rolling over and over, and there wasn't even a LOUD NOISE!

De Vente The Drama Queen insists somebody died, but he doesn't seem to care. He just adds that to his story. He sobs, as you can read above, that the incident ruined only "one life, mine." Ha ha ha. Not his wife? SHE didn't get tinnitus too? What a surprise. What a surprise The Cheap Dutchman tried to sue the truck company and LOST. He's ALWAYS A LOSER. ALWAYS a pain in the ass. ALWAYS a cry baby. 

Don't you want to hear more from "HANS" and how tragic he is, and how brave he is for stealing music off somebody else's blog and Rapidgator account to upload it to a handful of people who don't have Hank Williams music yet?