HANS DE VENTE is a fired Sony Nederlands employee who, since 2006, has opened and shut 100's of BLOGSPOT blogs. He's used various forums and https://blog.dnevnik.hr/zinhof and the zinhof.ishoutbox.com to commit GRAND LARCENY via MUSIC PIRACY.
His favorite targets are SONY artists. On his DOUGNOTDOUG blog, he posted the COMPLETE Bob Dylan discography. Dylan is a Columbia recording artist. SONY owns Columbia. What is the excuse for Demented De Vente to give away all of Dylan's music, except to GET EVEN with SONY?
He called himself "DOUG" on this blog, but that's just part of his schizoid pattern and his deviousness. He has used dozens of aliases. He is a BORN LIAR.
HOW...MUCH OF A LIAR...IS HE? "HANS DEVENTE" is not even his name. IT IS REALLY SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE.
He keeps pretending he lives in America. In Nashville. In
Cal-E-Fornia. In Palm Springs. Nope. He's in Badhoevedorp, Holland and
because he's on "the government teat" since he was 55, he's almost never
been in America at all, even as a tourist! He is a LIAR. He came over when he had Sony Nederlands stationery to fake being an important executive. He came to New York to get free tickets to shows (which he secretly recorded) and to go to record companies asking for free records and promo "goodies." On one of his old blogs where he posted an mp3 of the Phil Spector Christmas Album, he bragged that he STOLE the once-rare item "with my thieving hands" from the office of a publicist.
If he figures BRIEN or GEMA or RIAA is beginning to notice him, or he gets called out for stealing the uploads from another blog and re-upping them as his own, he switches names. He's used dozens of them in forums and has been thrown out of so many for causing trouble. From GroovyFab to DejaVu to It's Psych and on and on, he's been trouble wherever he goes, lying with different names, using different names to defend himself ("Doug is a great guy" says JAN, and vice versa).
Here's just a PARTIAL LIST of some of the blogs
Demented Hans Devente has opened and shut (because he has NOTHING ELSE
TO DO ALL DAY). They ALL end with BLOGSPOT.COM of course:
hansdeventer
powwrpop
thehansbackup
powwrpop
hanzliszt
adultorientedradio
theaorheaven
shoutboxcompanion
homeofthedeleter
bornin46
welcometowhateverusa
ntspprtdblg
thisblogadressisnotsupported
hinzof
sevendaysand
justclickmylinks
justclickmyname
dougnotdoug
dougeatdoug
dougsdelite
theleftlinks
theshieldposts
itshansdevente
amazun
thisisamazun
wokeuptoahappydeath
remasteredforitunes
mytwintowersite
hanszun
hereismynewblogaddress
thisisjustanotherblogspotcom
blogthismotherfucker
tolivewithoutmymusic
champaloux
thezunwillrise
sunshineandsoftpop
onbloggersince2008
cometothesunshine
blazefoley
turnonafriend
wetransfers
02hdv9.blogspot
thehanss
thenoiseinmyear
wallmart
seasideboys
noiseson
september2005
thefinalrestingplace
fromtheatticsofmylife
rockastoria
hereisthegreyghost
blochspotdot
japanesealbums
pardonia
hungryfreaksdaddy
blogfathers
forumoffear
stairwaytobeerfarts
secretzunshinesociety
deeveeorg
calscountrycorner
yourprez
baztimemusic
equalshare
the24hoursblog
thatwasonlyyesterday
groobyflab-liesandhalftruths
ihatealexanere
deeveecom
notno
thebestdamnblogintheworld
hanszunblog
bestbossablog
thisistheoriginal
thisistheworldwideweb
33and1third
heretodaybutgonetomorrow
smoothjazz
psychedelicmushrooms
abbatozappa
feelgoodharmony
closeharmonies
voicesandinstruments
twentyfourandseven
thehistoryofdance
iguessijustwasntmadeforthesetimes
avisitorfromthepast
curtboetcher
thisistheworldwideweb
earthlightsfromspace
voicesandinstruments
abbatozappa
ak-sar-ben
thehanszunappreciationsociety
equalshare
groovyflab-liesandhalftruths
newgroovyfab
koningfmjustcountry
lastpictureblog
thelonelysurferboy
yourprez
notno
thatwasonlyyesterday
mytravelslides
wheniam64
suncitizens
....any wonder he is known as DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE THE DEVIANT?
Every week he vows to stop blogging and make "good use" of his life. Poof, the latest blogs disappear:
Then he gets more. The three above were all removed by Demented Devente in ONE week.
De Vente is a sick and lonely man. He admits, in shoutboxes and forums, after posting the entire set of BATMAN TV shows or TWILIGHT ZONE or even obscurities like LAWMAN, "What else have I got to do?"He used to just post Columbia record to get revenge for being fired by SONY, but at this point he's an addict who posts any junk, even 100 Windham Hill albums.
His "wife" is autistic and barely speaks. This is why he spends so much of his time locked up with his computer calling attention to himself. He was first known as "The Blogfather" because his idea was to steal the MOST music and get the most admirers for his "generosity." He's still playing that game. Here he starts giving away everything Neil Young ever did.
Once called "The Mad Taper" for bootlegging every concert he went to, and selling the shows on the Internet, he continues to be a madman, gaining revenge on the music industry.
He is now 73 and out of his mind entirely. To get attention, he'll rip off anyone. He steals from other bloggers to do it. After posting Neil Young he decided to give away the HBO "Larry Sanders Show" which he does NOT want people to BUY on legit DVD. SONY owns a lot of TV shows and licenses DVDs and streaming. Hans does NOT like that.
From his home computer (go to Dellaertlaan, authorities, with a search warrant and grab ALL the dvience) he has spent over a decade opening and closing blogs and forums, and hiding in shoutboxes (like zinhof.ishoutbox.com) for the express purpose of PIRACY. The Dutchman likes to make money with RAPIDGATOR piracy links.
His partners in crime include ZINHOF in Croatia and his wife MARIEKE DE VENTE.
The blog hanszunshun.blogspot.com details much his early criminal activity and there are other blogs that document his sociopathic behavior. He is a mental case and a menace. While he collects HOLLAND GOVERNMENT MONEY, he spends every day plotting ways to use RAPIDGATOR, IMAGENETZ, ZIPPYSHARE, WETRANSFER and other free sites to distribute his malware and his pirated copies of pirated music. Google has kept records of EVERYTHING ON EVERY BLOG HE HAS EVER OPENED (and shut). Nothing on the Internet disappears. It is all EVIDENCE.
He has also engaged in a pattern of death threats and hacking against various bloggers and forums and testimony on this has been documented via mods at Groovyfab, ItsPsych, DejaVu and others.
SOME people when they first encounter HANS DE VENTE in a shoutbox or a blog think, "Well, what's so bad about him? He's giving away music. He says he has tinnitis and even though he can't hear, he wants ME to enjoy nice "smooth jazz" and "soft California grooves."
"Poor Hans, he says he is hated for no reason and...oh, he has changed his name again. Now he's MARIA. Now he's DOUG. Now he's USER. Funny, he posted music and then he is growling that nobody thanked him. And the link is gone. Now he says a "deleter" took it. Now he's saying "go to my new blog and publish your email address and then I'll send you music and we'll be friends."
Yeah. Friendly Hans De Vente. People who were FRIENDS with him over the years are ENEMIES of him now. THIS deviant:
Looks like a Nazi doesn't he?
People wonder how the Crying Clown, the serial killer John Gacy was able to con so any young boys, and kill them, and get away with it year after year. Sociopaths are good at lies. At making themselves seem the victim. At seeming to be kind. At insisting somebody else is to blame and pointing fingers away from themselves. John Gacy looked like this:
Demented Hans De Vente has been playing his twisted games for 17 years: "here are my goodies, kiddies. Now that you found my blog...let's share things with a private email..." Google shrugs over his perverted sick antics. Twitter and Facebook threw him off every time he tried to sneak back. Why? Here's a typical comment on one of Hansy Pansy's brief Facebook forays:
He usually DELETES his threats and paranoid ramblings very quickly, but some have captured a lot of it. There is a forum just keeping tabs on him and who knows when all the evidence will be turned over to the authorities.
Demented Deviant De Vente's favorite game is to flatter somebody in a shoutbox, give them goodies, and then start private e-mailing. This includes dirty photos and weird selfies. If the person balks, Hans goes into a rage, vows to kill himself, and shuts down for a week or two. Then he sneaks back under a new name, hoping his victim won't say "That's HIM again. He kept asking me to...."
Hans is an old man now but ten years ago, even five, he was using the Internet like a tourist uses the whore windows of Amsterdam. He would prowl for those who loved surfer boys and very gay music and sappy instrumentals, give them "goodies" for downloads, and try for more. Rebuffed? He'd delete anything they posted. When he could afford a cheap week in America once in a while, he'd spend time in the seediest places and he would hope that the "friends" he made would keep up email and phone contact. "I have tinnitis, i like email more than phone." Unless the phone sex was very good.
Now? Still CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. Still trying to lure people in. He still has a few drooling, worshipful Internet masturbation-buddies ("best regards" to YOU, Joao). Most have outed him, demanded he GO AWAY, and openly declared "Take your meds" and "SEEK HELP."
HANS DE VENTE loves to show his fat-lipped ugly face because he thinks he is SO COOL!
Ever see a piece of shit wearing a hat? Now you have. Hans De Vente "The Dutch
Douche" has so many "hate blogs" about him because he's been around so
long: lying, deleting, causing chaos, even using hackers to destroy
forums. That smirk tells you what an oversized hemorrhoid he is, doesn't
it?
Hans De Vente IS a deviant. He's posted the nastiest porn pictures in shoutboxes
just to get a shock, drooled over surfer boy photos and added sick
puns, and years ago constantly annoyed members of the Groovy Fab forum
with a Photoshop image of First Lady Laura Bush naked from the waist
down and chortled "Laura BUSH! I just had to post this!"
(Smirk Smirk...maybe he should post a picture of THIS whore naked)
Does everyone in Badhoevedorp wear sunglasses and SMIRK? What's up with assholes in HOLLAND who wear sunglasses and SMIRK? Oh well, enough of this tranny. Or whatever she is.
Leave deviant Hans De Vente to this creature. Not that he, in his mid-70's, can do much with any man or woman.
Demented. Hans De Vente (also spelled Devente) has always been DEMENTED. His first blog was loaded with
delusions of grandeur as he called himself HANSZUN (Hans the SUN) and
then dubbed himself BLOGFATHER and even AYATOLLAH OF MUSIC.
The crimes in his prime are chronicled on other blogs you can easily Google. He's never denied the charges. He is proud of them. Just like Hitler and Khadaffy relished being hated, Demented Hans De Vente loves the attention of notoriety. Nobody likes him but at least a few spit at the mention of his name.
So, who IS this pathetic pest whose life is blogs and playing games in shoutboxes? Where did this creep come from? What's the truth behind his pathological lies and his psycho need to annoy a handful of people who think a guy named Zinhof is the real Blogfather of giving away music?
Some
say Hans De Vente, after aimless years of manual labor, ended up a janitor at Sony Nederland. It is more likely he was a GOFER. He was an over-aged office boy in his late 30's. He
ran errands. He was just a big dummy who could move furniture, drive to
the airport and pick up a celebrity, and if needed carry bags or help
mail out press kits. He was a dogs body with a goat face. He schemed to lie and get what he saw the other people at Sony getting: free music and concert tickets.
He used SONY stationery and his SONY email address to get FREEBIES. He set up a post office box so others at Sony wouldn't get suspicious of why a nobody was getting GOODIES.
When he came to New York for a cheap
vacation, staying in a cheap hostel, publicists at Black Rock (CBS), at publicity firms, and at the Brill Building got emails saying: "Hans De Vente is in town
to check out venues for our artists and scout talent; please show him every courtesy."
He admitted on a blog that in the Brill Building he used his
bogus credentials to STEAL whatever he could get his "thieving hands"
on. Yes, HIS words: "thieving hands." He was proud of grabbing a rare Phil Spector Christmas Album off a display shelf in an unguarded office.
His lies about being an important SONY employee got him free concert tickets to shows he then bootlegged. He didn't "share" his "wall of tapes," he tried to SELL the stuff on the Internet. Early USENET posts show him angrily demanding a fortune in postage to
send anything out. Meanwhile he expected others to send him THEIR stuff CHEAP. His pattern of GROWLING and
then groveling and apologizing was set over 17 years ago.
Here, from 2002, he gets into his usual bitch-slap antics on how much postage should be. Note his surly behavior, cheapness AND his unauthorized use of a SONY NEDERLANDS email (which he held onto even after he was FIRED.
The lies he told, pretending to be a SONY bigshot got back to SONY.
They took great delight in FIRING HIM
ON HIS BIRTHDAY. The moron was called in and thought he was getting a
cake. He got CANNED.
He whined about this on many of his early blogs, hoping people would pity him. His revenge, which involved giving away almost the entire SONY catalog, was greeted with cheers from people who thought he was being generous. Adding to his sobbing about SONY firing him, he began to add more "feel sorry for me" whining.
Seeing that he could get pity-comments, he laid it on, over and over. Soon it was "my mother is dying" and then "my mother in law is dying" and "my wife fell
downstairs."
To imitate his pathetic broken
English-as-a-second-language posting style that gives him away: "i have
diverticulitis it dosnt look good i have not long to life." Any lie to get attention he told. He had dozens of ailments. He was always in a hospital or visiting a dying relative.
He claimed to have suffered a heart attack while in his 50's and "on the government teat." Yes, he went from a fired toady at SONY to a FREE LEECHER courtesy of the Holland government.
What has he done since he got a free pass to stay in his windmill and get checks from the Holland government for doing NOTHING? He's been an Internet ASSHOLE. Idl
At first he annoyed people on USENET. Then he discovered blogs, declared "blogging saved my life," and spent every waking hour with his HANSZUN blog, over-posting so much other bloggers called him out. What did he do? Yelled and screamed, shut down his blog, opened a new one, shut it down, opened a new one, all with HANSZUN in the title, over and over. He began to not only attack and ask people to find and destroy anyone who told him to stop making bloggers look bad, he went after any blogger who was competition. He began DELETING THEIR LINKS.
Soon he was barging into forums with his bad jokes and boorish stupidity ("What's up with blind guys and pianos," he asked when he saw posts on Ray Charles and George Shearing). Forum mods couldn't deal with the utter chaos of Demented De Vente over-posting and taking over, and Rapidshare links mysteriously being...DELETED.
He declared that he was a star. He was famous. Any forum should be glad to have him and to make him a mod. All the details are on other blogs. Let's UPDATE to the present. He hasn't changed. He's gotten worse.
Even now, in his 70's and toothless, he relentlessly gets new names in Zinhof's shoutbox and sets up a silly, feeble new blog giving away the same old crap and moaning about how much he loves to be GENEROUS with music.
He still pretends he's had "a good life" singing in rock bands and being pals with all the stars. WHAT rock bands? WHAT stars?
All he's ever shown for his 70+ years on Earth are a pair of
autographs! That's all! He boasts about THIS autograph from a
member of XTC. (Who?)
The true story has been told on other blogs. Fact: he used
his SONY email and fake credentials to pretend he was an
A&R man. He hoodwinked a member of XTC into letting him "tag along" to a
recording session. This band member recalled Hans Devente as an oversized puppy, a "weird guy" who "wouldn't take no for an answer." De Vente was promising that their new
album would be reviewed (by HIM) for important magazines around the
world, and he'd get them "big deals."
Like Yoko during the recording of "Let It Be," Hans simply haunted
the XTC sessions. He would NOT go away. He even pestered them about doing
backup vocals. As they quickly found out, DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE has
ZERO talent. His high, nasal voice is a joke. He can't sing. He can barely talk. He tells the world his "proudest" achievement was SINGING as part of XTC. He was NEVER in the band.
They let him do some "animal noises" on ONE track called
"It's Nearly Africa." That song is not only a racist, ridiculous ear ache, it's mixed so that you can't hear ANYTHING that Devente the
Deviant did. The track is idiotic shouts about Africa to stereotype jungle drum noises.
THIS is the great achievement of Hans DeVente's life? No wonder he's
also proud of wasting the past 15 years "on the government teat" holed
up in his windmill, pestering people relentlessly in an obscure Croatian
shoutbox, and on Blogspot blogs.
The other autographed item Hans Demented cherishes is a blotchy
scrawl from somebody in Talking Heads who is NOT
include David Byrne. He's posted it time and
again, usually with one of his farewell photos or links:
That picture appeared on his THIS IS AMAZUN blog. You noticed "THE END" and the date January 10th? His sobbing farewell was, of course, NOT "THE END" at all. He had to come back and post such useless crap as a complete discography of C&W singer Alan Jackson:
Three days later? Anyone who wants to steal from Alan Jackson and praise Hans Devente the Deviant can't. The post is GONE. In its place, the usual "email me" to ask The Great God of Badhoevedorp for help, because he wasn't getting any nice comments or thanks.
On Januay 24th, bejezos was changed to DOUG, the latest idiot name to infect Zinhof's already depleted shoutbox (where so many left in disgust, which is Hansy's plan for getting revenge on Zinhof's popularity).
The Amazun blog now sported DOUG's name, the familiar (I was at the Twin Towers, I am an American, I will never forget) photo on his "about me" link...
....and the usual tired, boring screencaps of his flabby collection of "soft" music:
And why all this psycho behavior? Oh, sure, once again, his links were deleted in the shoutbox, so use his latest email address and give him YOURS, so you can own ALL the Windham Hill you ever wanted to soothe your fake tinnitis.
DOUG called himself bejezos (not Jeff Bezos) on his fabulous AMAZUN site that isn't Amazon because he's SO WITTY. Ho ho. Any wonder people roll their eyes when Mr. Funnyman barges into a shoutbox and starts telling jokes? He gets upset when nobody tells him how clever he is. But what's clever about changing your name on the Internet more often than your underwear for 17 years? How about getting fresh BLOGSPOT blogs every week?
A reason he might still be around (other than BREIN or RIAA or GEMA waiting to gather enough GRAND LARCENY evidence to nail him to his windmill) is that his music tastes are SHIT. Many of his blogs relentlessly post "sunshine" garbage and "Windham Hill" garbage and anything SOFT, like his old useless dick. (He did marry an autistic simpleton who just wanted company, ANY company, sex not necessary).
This is a fat blubber-lipped moron who keeps telling people that Levitt & McClure made the best record in the history of the world. He loves mindlessly SOFT music nobody wants to download.
Yes, from his moronic blog THESHIELDPOSTS he not only offers worthless garbage in FLAC, but arrogantly lets everyone know why they better download it:
Got the last line? Typical of this pompous windbag who lives in a windmill in useless Holland.
The man is out of his mind. He has no life.
He goes on binges where he gets blogs JUST to post every Neil Young (Neil Old as he loves to call him) or Simon & Garfunkel (the two Jewish boys as he loves to call them) album. That's to get even with SONY and the music business that booted him out and wouldn't fall for his "give me free tickets, give me free albums" bullshit. But more often he sets up a blog to pay tribute to God-awful music only a sobbing old walrus like him would care about.
His life is to ruin things for everyone else, just like Wayne Gacy and Mark Chapman and Dahmer and Manson. What's up with pudgy creeps in aviator glasses? Make 'em sunglasses, add some pubic hair scrubby beard, and Chapman will look just like...guess who...the Dutch Douche. The Crying Dutchman. Psycho Demented Hans De Vente the Deviant.
Here's Demented Deviant Devente talking to himself, using two more aliases, to pretend that a) anyone wants the crap he posts, and b) that he "SINGS" on an XTC album, his "proudest" moment. No, he doesn't SING. He made a few barely audible animal noises, and that's what it says on the album: "animal noises" by Hans DeVente. This ugly Dutch Douche can NOT sing. He is a totally useless nobody with delusions of grandeur.
"My proudest moment, picture on my site." Hansel the Tonsil doesn't offer a specific download if that ONE track? Or identify it? Of course not. Then everybody would know HE CAN'T SING. With his high nasal voice, he can barely talk. This is just another empty boast from a pathological little-boy liar. He's had the same little boy hair-cut all his life and he still tells the same obvious, silly lies. What a LOSER.
HANS the NOBODY has led a useless obscure life, bootlegging a few bad rock concerts and giving away music to get attention. He's actually proud of a few silly autographs! Anybody hanging around a stage door can do better, and they'll get heart symbols and "love" and whatever else an indulgent celebrity wants to write in order to get a gullible idiot to be a lifelong fan.
Hans BOASTS that not only does he have a signed item: "i performd onstage with
TalkingHeads. none of you done this so shutup please."
The real story? He hung around during ONE Talking Heads
show, and toward the end when a bunch of people were invited to come out
and sing on the chorus, HE pushed and shoved his way in the middle of
it, and began to howl in that squeaky hyena voice of his. That's the big
dope's idea of FAME. That's him pretending he's been a member of Talking Heads and XTC, and some kind of "producer" and "singer" and player in the music industry.
His actual fame is being "one of the most hated men" on the Internet. He's gloated about that honor, too! He's not hated on this blog; here, he's just being documented as a sad head case. It's exposing the truth about him. Just as there are books about Charles Manson and Ed Gein, there are blogs about a nut like Hans DeVente because he is so far from normal. People have told Demented Devente time and again, "Get help. Get off the net and go into therapy." Too bad that like Jeffrey Dahmer or the latest lunatic, Jake Patterson, it's often AFTER the damage is done that the people start putting the pieces together to see how somebody deviated so badly from what is right, decent and socially acceptable.
Devente, never denying the truth of the blogs about him, sneered in a shoutbox post at Zinhof's blog, "Those are from ten years ago." This blog shows that he hasn't changed. In fact he has gotten worse. He's probably hiding even darker secrets. What does he do when he is NOT being a lunatic in a shoutbox or harrassing somebody's email account? Is he benignly playing with his John Deere toy trucks and listening to music he claims he can no longer enjoy because of his "handicap" of tinnitis? Is he playing pedophile porn games, then? Guys like Ed Gein lived "quietly" until the truth was fully uncovered and their eccentricities paled against the extent of their anti-social pathology.
HERE IS crazy HANS DE VENTE sobbing to his FAVORITE music
What is in Demented Hans Devente's head? He actually had somebody stick pins in it. No, acupuncture does not cure mental illness.
Does that email address work? Of course not. Over the past two years, he's had a dozen of them. He's had hundreds of blogs. He has nothing better to do. Not only his he a troublemaker, and an utter jerk, he's the most immoral bastard in Holland.
What do you make of somebody who STEALS FROM CHARITY? Who STEALS from men dying of AIDS? Who calls attention to himself by "generously" using a FREE blog and a FREE download service to give away music intended to raise money for CHARITY?
Here he is, APRIL 23, 2019, still up to his stinky antics. He posted an entire set of AmFar charity CDs intended to HELP PEOPLE IN NEED. Hans De Vente (Sake Johannes De Vente) only cares about being the BLOGFATHER and trying to get strangers to like him and thank him. Oooh, here's some SOFT music by YANNI and others...don't BUY it and help suffering people who are DYING. Say "Thank you Hans, you are SUCH a lovable fellow."
Ugly Monster De Vente is 73 now. He has been "on the government teat" for decades. What a useless jerk. He COULD be donating his time to helping out in a hospital, or running errands for sick and elderly neighbors in Badhoevedorp, or doing SOMETHING useful. No. A nice comment and a smile from somebody in the REAL world doesn't interest HIM. HE would rather sit on his ugly pimply hair fat ass and throw music all over the Internet on his endless blogs, in forums, and in smelly shoutboxes full of clueless wastes of spaces like himself. He'd rather do damage and get attention that way.
HEY EVERYONE, I'M STEALING FROM BASIA AND YANNI. You can sit on YOUR fat asses, and smile at the BEAUTIFUL SOFT MUSIC I AM GIVING YOU. THANK ME.
And forget that the artists were raising money to help suffering, dying people.
HANS DE VENTE happily stole from Elizabeth Taylor's favorite charity, AMFAR. While normal, decent people in America spent their time arranging to produce CDs, get the RIGHTS, and process the CHARITY MONEY and help out people who are facing death with cancer destroying their bodies and festering in ugly sores and blotches on their skin, HANS DE VENTE laughs and gives away download links. What a NICE man.
He even shamelessly posts the back cover of the WAVE discs, which talk about the money they raise, and which HE is diverting by giving away the music.
"Why do people hate me," he has wailed over and over. "I'm giving away music. What's wrong with that?"
When DECENT people yell "Stay OUT of it, you are just a useless blob that SONY fired, and all you're doing is being vindictive and stupid," he either bites back with insults ("You are CUNTS!") or he TEMPORARILY disappears with one of his "I am so misunderstood" farewells.
He issued a hundred farewells in Zinhof's shoutbox, promising NEVER to return...till the next day and new name.
Maybe the end will come courtesy of BREIN prosecuting him and tossing him in prison.
It could happen. BREIN is the Holland version of IFPI and GEMA. They are very thorough and have scared away many and locked away many. That is why Demented Devente is being careful these days. All it would take is a “do me a favor” from a Bob Dylan or a Paul Simon. Or Neil Young. That’s why Hans Demented doesn’t “share” their work anymore. He doesn’t refer to Neil Young as “NEIL OLD” anymore, or make antisemitic jokes on Dylan or Simon & Garfunkel. ONE rich artist paying the legal fees involved in getting a court order and a search warrant and it's Bye Bye Deviant Devente.
Hanszun the homoerotic man-boy who LOVES his California cowboys and his topless surfers, won't post his beloved Beach Boys anymore. Their fans are sick of his creepy antics. He doesn't post anything on black artists, mostly because he is an old racist and he hates black people but also because he knows he could have a broken nose if he mocked a soul man.
No longer the Blogfather but a toothless old fool, he knows using torrents could be
fatal. He thinks being the big smelly fish in Zinhof's Croatian pond is safe, and the best way to work out his psycho pestering and his time-wasting grabs for attention. Even so:
BREIN could still get this guy for GRAND LARCENY. The questions is whether to spend the money on prosecuting a sad old man who claims a life-threatening ailments and has pulled death hoaxes a dozen times. Can they get money out of a mental case “on the government teat” who can barely afford those ghastly plaid shirts he wears, or a new John Deere toy truck? They know his windmill has almost nothing of value in it except a few external hard drives.
BREIN could still make an example of him, the same way an old Nazi gets headlines for going to jail at age 90; his past caught up on him. Plenty of evidence is on Devente's hard drives. GOOGLE would cooperate and expose the hundreds of blogs he’s had. Zippyshare and Rapidgator would show the THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of illegal links he’s uploaded. Sloppier than a diapered two year-old, Devente's shit is all over and the evidence has never gone away.
This includes copies of blogs where he urged people to commit felonies and GET his enemies. It includes hacked forums while calling himself AYATOLLAH, which is also a crime.
Hans De Vente could spend THE REST OF HIS MISERABLE SAD LIFE IN JAIL. A judge would look at all of his maniac's threats and boasts and insults, and his pattern of coming back over and over, and throw the book at him as an unrepentant psycho. He's crazy when calls himself HANS DE VENTE or uses an alias (THANKYOU):
Records show all his "get it while you can or i close this place" threats on over a hundred blogs. They show how much of a pathological liar he is, claiming he can't listen to music because of tinnitis and then the next day going to his favorite shoutbox to demand more music ("after all i give, all i want is this in FLAC pleas.") Typical of his insanity is this blog rant that insists on sympathy for his supposed hearing loss, and ends with an insult:
"Sorry bitches" he writes. Typical Hans DeVente. He sobs one minute and curses the next. He drools like a puppy and then bites. He declares somebody to be his "friend" and then starts a vendetta of insane accusations and threats of violence. This goes back to his gleeful admission that he made up lies (about a blogger named Champaloux) and even created fake blogs in the man's name. And he wondered why, years later, HE got REAL TRUTH BLOGS exposing HIM? What goes around comes around.
People try to ignore him. He doesn't want that. He wants tons of praise or the amusement of being hated. Cheery "hello, this looks like a nice shoutbox" or "this is my first blog" quickly turn into insults, threats, and a bratty "i am leaving and not comin back." He is manic depressive. He claims he just wants to give away music to strangers, and then rages about SONY and growls at anyone who gets more attention and posts more than he does.
Newbies still fall for his promise of thousands of albums IF they give him their email address. How many people have been email-bombed and put on mailing lists because he turned on them? Plenty. That's another of this creepy loner's games. If he's still married (his wife might be like Mrs. Bates and stuffed in a basement) she is glad to ignore him and leave him to wank on the Internet.
Demented Devente is like every deviant loner: NO friends in the real world. NO interests. His obsession is a shoutbox on the Internet. That's his life. Making up new blogs. As one might expect, his lonely dementia increases around Christmas. He usually goes through a half-dozen blogs during the 12 Days of Christmas.
Normal people have a few Christmas albums and listen to them. A few is enough. Demented Devente boasted of 20 GB's of it and brat-bragged with screen caps including this:
Normal? Only for an adult who is still a demented child.
How much of a child? Hans Devente has never expressed a political opinion, never engaged in shoutbox conversations, never behaved like an adult, has NO adult hobbies, and aside for his insane music fetish...collects useless STUPID TOYS:
Peter Pan Devente's problem, some insist, is that he's a latent homosexual. (Some say he's far from latent about it!) No question his drippy love of SURFER BOYS and limp Carpenters music is very gay. His impotent mewling about "SOFT" music and "SMOOTH" grooves reflects on his "SOFT" dick and his lust for "SMOOTH" Beach Boys naked to the waist.
Amateur psychology? No. What ELSE do you make of somebody who used "FILL MY ASS" for an email address? Somebody psycho enough to chortle about all the music he's stolen?
There are demented women in the world who don't want a man; they want to"mother" a silly little child who only resembles a man. As he was at SONY, Hans is a dogsbody to his wife. He shelps her to Applebees and to shopping. He hauls crap. He cleans the toilets. She knows he's just a big baby.
No wonder some forum members and bloggers have Photoshopped him in diapers. His farewell blogs whine "i have had a good life." No, he's contributed nothing. All he's done is steal things. He's just a pathological liar trying to make up for being a nobody.
He is not creative. He can't sing. He has a corny, crappy sense of humor. He writes like a cretin and can't spell. He can't do anything except monotonously put up and then blow up blogs, and post and re-post links to crappy music. Spending his life farting around the Internet might...MIGHT have sublimated worse perversions, but who knows, if BREIN or anyone else investigates this lunatic, they might uncover a very horrific secret life. That's how loners like him are.
We only know he was married once. Maybe not anymore. Or his wife is relieved he can spend all his time sitting at a computer in that barren windmill that has John Deere TOYS on shelves, and amuse himself while she goes out. She is not on the Internet at all. No photos. No nothing. If she still exists.
Like all the classic psycho cases, Hans DeVente has no affection for animals. Maybe when he was a kid he experimented on them. In a shoutbox, when several people talked about their love of cats, HE instead ranted about his stolen Christmas music that he was going to put on an "email me" blog.
Maybe Hans Devente's love of the Talking Heads (the most boring new wave/punk band of all time) is because he identifies with their most famous song: PSYCHO KILLER. He sure is a PSYCHO BLOGGER.
Watch Crazy HANS DE VENTE (sake yohannes de vente) SOB to his FAVORITE MUSIC
Would you be proud of looking like a MORON?
Deviant Hans De Vente loves to post pix of his goofy face, with that little boy "Yes, I Did It" expression.
Watch him SOB to his FAVORITE MUSIC. 90 seconds of HILARITY
He's loathed in Badhoevedorp and he's despised on the Internet. This makes him smile his creepy smile. He's the brat who says "I'm ba-a-a-a-a-ack." Another blog. Another fake name. More suicide threats and cries of "my links are gone" and more shouts about his latest disease and more call-attention insults and accusations.
You know his pathology. He jealously gets the links of his rivals removed. He writes "better hurry" on his own links. When nobody cares and he does not get NICE COMMENTS he takes his links away. Then he cries "I am a victim, too." Newbies feel sorry for him and get suckered into his sado-masochistic games. They say "He can't be as bad as the say. He's misunderstood."
Demented Hans Devente plays his neverending coquette tease games of "if you want me to post GOODIES, ask me" and "here is my new blog" and "you must email me for the links this time." Here's a few examples of his many games. He changes his identity, more than he ever changes his smelly clothes. He calls himself border line at one blog and major minor at another):
Who wants his stale crap? Who needs to go through his hoops? Too bad he has no life and won't go away. Under yet another alias (his license plate) he babbles about deletions and accuses someone else of being the deleter:
At least a DOZEN people in this shoutbox fell for his "pity me" stories, and his "i just want to share music" whining. De Vente sobbed, "you are the only one who understands." But if he posted a file on an artist, and his "friend" decided to be helpful and ALSO post a few files on the same artist: IT ALL GOT DELETED.
Then ALL of the posts of his "friend" got deleted because De Vente threw a tantrum. Caught at it, De Vente would quickly post and delete a few of his own links and whine "the bots have caught us it is no use." Or, to get NEW friends:
Anyone foolish and gullible enough to give The Dutch Douche their email address would eventually get spammed. Why? He's crazy. Nothing is good enough. The pattern is always the same: he welcomes his new "friend," gives his new "friend" a lot of "goodies," and then resents his new "friend" for either a) not thanking him constantly or b) not finding something he wanted and sending it to him. As in: "you are in a lot of forms (forums) you can aks (ask) others for what i want. why are you not helping a simple reqest (request)?" Then the spam and the insults and the rest.
Demented Devente, was born in 1946 and he's been BORING ever since. How boring? Here he is, talking to himself, blubbering on and on, hoping for somebody to reply and care:
A shoutbox is his life! People try to reason with him, and he throws a tantrum like the baby he is. OR he sulks and declares he's leaving (and then returns under yet another name).
WHY in his OLD AGE is he NOT doing more with his life?
Easy answer. He has no life. 15 years ago, when his mother-in-law actually died (he had her dying about five times since), he moaned, “Make use of the time you have left.” He didn’t. He kept right on wrecking forums (and urging people to come to his, which he blow up again and again after making rules and demanding everyone do what he told them to). He kept right on making idiotic blogs full of sick jokes and weird references to surfer boys.
He also wanted to regain his position as BLOGFATHER, and knock off Zinhof and others who were now more famous, only because they just posted their shit and had the sense to shut up.
Demented De Vente, until he finally keels over, will keep trying to ruin Zinhof’s shoutbox, just as he kept reporting Zinhof’s links. The idea is to make Zinhof’s blog a ghost town. If anything, it will ONLY be populated by HIM under various aliases, all praising HIM. He’s done this time and again. One alias asks him for something, he magically has it a moment later, and the two of them compliment each other.
He wants to the “mod” of a silly shoutbox. HE wants to be the one to tell people “NO, I’m not filling your request” or “Yes, I am in a good mood today. Don’t forget to thank me.”
Why isn’t he elsewhere on the Internet? You’ll NEVER see him in Steve Hoffman’s forum or anywhere that involves decent, intelligent DISCUSSION. He doesn’t know how. He only knows to mewl about surfer boys, and tell bad jokes. He is an unpleasant old fool with the mentality of an 8 year-old. He can’t talk about anything in an adult way. He’s too much of a child.
Why isn’t he doing anything in the real world? Because he has no skills. He’s a creep. You know about the life of the party? He’s the DEATH of it. He’s the guy who will come over and bother you with bad jokes. Then he’ll sourly glare and say “Why aren’t you laughing?” He won’t stop till you actually get up and LEAVE.
Demented Hans De Vente has the worst taste in music and he SOBS about it. Want to see? Here is the CRYING DUTCHMAN, who loves to take selfie-movies of himself.
The Most POPULAR Video of All Time - NEVER EXPIRES - Hans De Vente Sobbing over his FAVORITE stolen music
How much of a DEMENTED idiot is HANS DEVENTE?
January 12th, he tried to get attention by declaring he was dead!
REVISION, February 7th: The Dutch Zombie revised his DEATH BLOG:
Guess how long it took him to COME BACK to the ZINHOF SHOUTBOX? FOUR DAYS. That's how long his "guess if I'm dead or alive" game lasted.
(REVISION: CHECK BELOW FOR MARCH 6th, and the RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD!)
He removed this histrionic drama queen blog ("wokeuptoahappydeath.blogspot") and set up yet ANOTHER one, "itshansdevente." (Then theworldhasgone.blogspot and on and on).
With morbid nostalgia, Mr. Suicide, Mr. "Happy Death" posted some stale Beach Boys goo everyone who wants it already has. He also posted the same crap at Zinhof's shoutbox.
ON MARCH 28 Mr. SUICIDE told the world, via two more blogs, DOUGNOTDOUG and DOUGEATDOUG that he has a brain tumor!
How convenient, that this is a very, very SLOW MOVING brain tumor, so that instead of a "bucket list" of important things to do, he can open a few more blogs! Yes, he's "dying" but he's sniffing around other blogs, stealing the posts, and re-upping them as his own.
He's also showing off new CRAP he's bought. Really. A man who has gotten a death sentence has nothing better to do than show a ceramic coffee cup he bought:
While he feigns being morose in his usual "feel sorry for me" way, he has dubbed one of his blogs "DOUG'S DELIGHT" calling himself Doug, happily giving away all the discographies he stole from other bloggers.
Yes, in a month or two, he's gotten a pathetic number of people checking him out, because there's SO much GOOD music on blogs nobody needs his garbage, or the worn-out discographies of 60's and 70's artists everyone has already.
When he posts his crap he gets from a measly THREE people downloading, to maybe a dozen or two. THIS is what a DYING man with a BRAIN TUMOR does with his life?
Watch him snivel and sob over music he gives away to hurt sales for the artists he LOVES
He's a little OLD to be the BOY WHO CRIED WOLF? It's part of his sociopath nature. He wanted people to worry about him. Care about him. Spend days trying to email him. Get people to ask about him in a shoutbox. But...nobody bothered. They know he's DEMENTED.
The clever blog address he used for his SUICIDE threat (wokeuptoahappydeath.blogspot) had SUCH a clever alias (tomb) STONE.
Let's not even BOTHER talking about his "twin tower" scams. You can find all that on blogs about him posted ten years ago. He's STILL at it, though, claiming he was in New York during the 9/11 attack. (Actually he was busy posting at the Groovy Fab forum, and declaring Levitt and McClure to be the best album ever made.)
The latest idiot blog has HANS on it as he is SO proud of his infamy. He's still DOUG at the "I can't Quit You, I'm a Brokeback Cali-fornia COWBOY" Zinhof shoutbox. That's a reference to another of his many male idols, Doug Sahm. Hans is of course bisexual, or mostly homosexual/asexual. His wife has to be relieved he hasn't had sex with her in ten years. His real classification, along with pathetic loser, pathological liar, corniest moron with the worst sense of humor, nastiest paranoid and biggest waste of space is...PINHEAD.
The "real" Hans De Vente is a total mental case who has faked his death and even faked his name. Recently he declared he's NOT "Hans De Vente" at all and is actually SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE. Who even cares? Nobody, except he's been such a pest, such a malicious asshole that he's gotten so many people hoping he'll just kill himself, and stop waiting for his brainstem to once again leak out his asshole.
Before his "death," on January 8th he once again posted about his PROUDEST MOMENTS...getting shitty signatures from somebody in Talking Heads (not BYRNE) and somebody in XTC.
Demented Devente has played the FAREWELL over and over. Like an 8 year-old shouting "I'm running away," and then hiding and waiting for someone to come looking for him, Hans has played the "I'M ENDING IT ALL" game again and again on dozens and dozens of blogs. Remember THIS one?
Yes, the SCHIZOID PSYCHOPATH called HIMSELF a "pain in the ass." He knows he's a nuisance and proud of it.
His chosen "epitaph" is reproducing a piece of an obscure CD booklet with his name was mentioned. It's on a pathetic Talking Heads album that DOES NOT INCLUDE DAVID BYRNE. (He used his secret SONY email address and his cache of official blank SONY stationery to trick the band members into thinking he was still with the label. He promised them publicity and big money deals in getting their album licensed to other countries, so they put his name in the credits. They believed his lies and got stiffed. But he brags about his name on the CD booklet!)
Who knows how many naive idiots actually were worried that DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE on January 12th, 2019 had actually blown himself up instead of his 200th or 300th blog?
January 13th, the day after he supposedly died, he was back in the Zinhof shoutbox as DOUG (for Doug Sahm or Doug A. Grave)
Mr. Tinnitis, who claims time and again that it's too painful to listen to music anymore, once again posts a whine and asks for MORE MUSIC. He insults one of the other people in the forum (who uses the name hairbag) while asking other men to do him a favor:
January 17th, five days after he supposedly killed himself, he posted yet another sobbing feel-sorry-for-mine masochistic whine about being ignored:
New addition: February 7th, he was STILL playing his schizoid games. He posted an ADELE concert using four Zippy links and his usual corny sense of humor (Th-th-that's all folks). An hour later when people complained about all the links, one of his shower buddies posted another link version, an all-in-one from WET. Guess what. When nobody cared or gave a thanks, BOTH links mysteriously disappeared at the same time.
Demented De Vente will try and snuggle up to someone via compliments: "Thank you that was a good post. I love this music." But if that person doesn't start snuggling back, or does something helpful like post a RIVAL link, then it's WAR.
He posted a few hours later sobbing, "Link is gone. If you want link you must email me." Nobody responded. He posted again and this time added that his email address could be found on his BLOG and his BLOG could be found by clicking on his latest fake name, DOUG. Still no response. So guess what happened to that Blog Du Jour? You guessed it:
UPDATE: FEBRUARY 14th - Hansy's "VALENTINE" to Dale Watson.
We all know Hans is bisexual. Well, mostly homosexual. His great fascination is with TOUGH BURLY COUNTRY SINGERS like DALE WATSON.
Hans De Vente (aka Johannes Demented) would LOVE to sit on Dale's middle finger and rotate. This picture turns Hansy Pansy on. Hans ALMOST gets an erection from it.
Hans would love to be RIDDEN HARD AND PUT AWAY WET by a POWERFUL COUNTRY SINGER INVADING HIS ANAL CUNT.
This is how HANSY PANSY spent Valentine's Day: Mooning over Dale Watson, and along with his favorite boyfriends and his favorite aliases (DOUG of course) he posted EVERY Dale Watson album on Zinhof's shoutbox:
Yep, pardner, EVERY Dale Watson album. If you downloaded them all, you'd have nothing to buy. But heck, Dale Watson is rich. Maybe go to one of his shows (if he happens to play Badhoevedorp or Sweden or Croatia) and buy a t-shirt.
Hansy Pansy of course put all of Dale's stuff on his latest "itshansdevente" blog:
That's Hansy's idea of saluting his idol...making sure everyone salutes HANS for giving it all away. "I am a poor man," whines Hans, "I can not afford music!" He also can not afford to miss any opportunity to get a cheap compliment while knifing somebody he supposedly loves in the back.
There ya go, DALE WATSON. Don't you feel HONORED that on Hansy's 189th blog over the past decade, and at the ZINHOF shoutbox, ALL your music was given away?
WHAT does it say about demented Hans De Vente that he's an "honest man" and a "sharer" when he maliciously posts EVERY album by DALE WATSON. Not just a sample so people can buy Dale's work: EVERY album.
Update: FEB 18th
Hans quickly wiped the Dale Watson theft from his blog and all the rest of his posts. instead, he posted a whine about his cheap computer breaking down.
Perhaps HANSY PANSY's machine broke down after this Feb 18th post to his beloved lover boy Zinhof's shoutbox:
Aww, isn't that CUTE? Between the whining for more free music, and meaningless daily posts of "Good morning," along with equally stupid emojis, there's DOUG giving Zinho' advice:
"dear zinhof,asuggestion:lets call this a MUSICBOX,instead of a SHOUTbox,and lets post accordingly,no more name calling but just music."
WHAT RESPONSE DID HE GET FROM WITHIN THE SHOUTBOX?
Hans was told to run his own blog and STOP acting like he owned the shoutbox.
What a lie, Hans calling for "no more name calling."
Who did ALL of the name-calling? The guy has shouted "CUNT" at people ever since be began blogging in 2006. He growled "My way or the highway...CUNTS."
He shouted "you should get skull fucked" and "I wish you AIDS with EBOLA." Well
documented elsewhere (hanszunshun.blogspot for example) Demented Devente urged people to "GET" and to "KILL" his rivals
(remember Champaloux) and he published their contact information and personal photos. As The
"BLOGFATHER" he ran forums like the Mafia, kicking out anyone who didn't post enough GOODIES. AND he kicked out those who DID because they were competing with him! He posted a Photoshop of himself as AYATOLLAH
when he HACKED AND BLEW UP a forum that didn't want him coming back
under a dozen new names.
Now that he's a toothless half-dead old moron who can only sit his diverticulitis-ridden ass at a keyboard and steal music and then upload it as his own, he's confined to his shrinking spiral of idiotic blogs, third rate forums and Zinhof's shoutbox.
If he can't actually BE Zinhof he wants to dominate a part of it. Do it by over-posting, by coming in with dozens of aliases till people walk out, and make sure HE is accepted by whatever cowed bunch of desperate whiners are left. "PLEASE...I'm looking for Malford Milligan..." that type of asshole is the kind of mental case HANS can dominate. HANS will give him the GOODIES, eh? If he gets a "NICE" comment and is told that Hans is a "great guy."
Hans buys his friends but what he really wants is fawning acolytes like Joao Abel to suck his dick, and a few other wimps to shrug and say "Hans is complicated...he means well." No, he doesn't. Giving away every DALE WATSON album isn't meaning well.
Here's Hans on his blog, February 18 telling everyone that he either STOLE links supplied by the mysterious GREEN (at the itsonlyrockandroll blog) or he's copied them off to give away on his own blog. Either way, notice the tribute to Gary Clark Jr:
EVERY Gary Clark Jr. album. No need to buy anything, especially when Hans De Vente of Badhoevedorp Holland, somebody BREIN should arrest, posts this all in FLAC.
"Defendant Demented De Vente, you claim to LOVE music and musicians, and not want to get even for SONY firing you. Why did you give away EVERY album by Gary Clark Jr. in FLAC?"
"I am a poor man, your honor...I have tinnitis, I have diverticulitis, I saw the World Trade Center go down (on TV while I was home, not while I was in New York on a massive holiday I could never afford)...please, I am only trying to SHARE my love of MUSIC...."
And here, is his love of Merle Haggard. As he did with Neil OLD, nasty Hans De Vente thought it was funny to call him Merle Hagrid. He has often mocked the people he steals from. Simon & Garfunkel were "those two JEWISH GUYS..."
The newest Merle Haggard album, in FLAC, and he pays HIMSELF by posting it to Rapidgator. What a music lover. What a nice guy.
FEB 24th
Hans De Vente was always calling attention to himself in the Zinhof shoutbox and telling people where else they could worship him, like the latest BLOG, or at Ukraine's slime-dangerous CANNA forum. Did HANS care that people going there could get malware? Of course not.
While he hides under aliases here and there, the main obsession with demented De Vente remains the Zinhof shoutbox. There he bullies and insults people, picks fights, deletes other posts from rivals, and plays the brat: "Only ZINHOF can throw me out." This, after denying his latest alias: "Hans? I never heard of him."
What happened to some of his former friends? BRTJN is gone. Sham posted a joke link to YouTube and a song about somebody promising to leave. AGAIN. Hans drove them all away with chaos and curses, JUST to take control of a SHOUTBOX so he can be a bigshot to a half-dozen sad idiots who suddenly decide they desperately need a Chris Hillman album, or have no place else to post a "share" of the latest movie they stole from some torrent or other.
NOBODY...not the vast number of people who LOATHE demented Hans De Vente, or the few who feel sorry for him or just desperately want a download of every Louvin Brothers album...think this guy is normal. NO. Hans De Vente is INSANE. His lying, his bullying, his crying and blaming and snarling, his marriage to a MOMMY who lets him keep his little boy haircut and endanger her as an accomplice to grand larceny..it marks him as a mental case.
People have different ideas of just what is behind all of his paranoia, pathological need for attention, and his nasty and stupid "sense of humor" and his psychotic creations of hundreds of blogs and fake names. He clearly wishes he wasn't a fat blob living a useless existence in a third-rate country. He wishes he was American. Some say he also wishes he could come out and admit he's homosexual and would like nothing better than to submit to country singers and cowboys.
FEB 24th: The "FORUM OF FEAR" (which still exists) and its members laughed at how Hansy Pansy got his wish, and now has the Zinhof shoutbox ALL TO HIMSELF. HE can run wild and the desperate people who don't have ENOUGH music must put up with him and his rambling and his bragging and his posting of utter garbage "sunshine" music and other drivel.
He can also tell everyone to visit his PRIVATE blog:
Rightly scared for his life, for putting his wife in jeopardy, and for being outed on Twitter as nothing but a neurotic music thief, the great BLOGFATHER will spend the rest of his worthless life nagging people to download Levitt & McClure, and laugh at his stupid jokes (NEIL OLD!) and listen to his latest lies about deadly diseases and near-death experiences he's had. He will bore everyone to tears with his sobbing over Eva Cassidy and his coy "if anybody wants...ASK ME..." teases when he is not getting all the mommy and daddy attention he still craves.
UPDATE: MARCH 6
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD
After stripping his blog of links and boasts of giving away music, Hans re-opened his blog, as if it was nothing but a tribute to himself. Ah yes, for being a "sharer" since 2006. Then he added yet another of is loophole-filled DEATH NOTICES:
Got the loophole to this latest "feel sorry for me" "cry wolf" game?
"If this post stays up forever, it means that I...took my own life."
Everyone, watch this space and pray that it once again is loaded up with entire box sets and discographies. He will "forgive" any posts that get taken down, just like his ex-playmates and forum members should "forgive" the files he jealously had removed by using his SONY connections.
His motives are to be a big shot, to get even with ex-employer SONY, and to laugh a how he has the power to take money away from famous stars and take some of their fame, too.
"I was a blogger...I shared many albums and movies on many blogs." He's proud of that? SHARED without permission. Re-upped when the links were taken down by rights owners who were paying good money to Web Sheriff and other piracy-fighters.
Demented Hans Devente was merely "sharing," every time he growled "I am the BLOGFATHER" and "I am the AYATOLLAH" and "My way or the highway" and told anyone who complained that they should "die of AIDS with EBOLA."
Hans expected people to feel EXTRA sorry for him by posting another agony picture.
All this image proves is that Hans, since 2006, has not changed his shirt.
No, let's be fair. He has two shirts. But this is his favorite, because it is SO BLUE. When he is feeling blue, which is most of the time, he wears his blue shirt. Sometimes he even has a good cry in it
What about the tinnitis complaint (which was curiously absent from his previous DEATH BLOG posts over the past few months)? Tinnitis comes and goes? No, real sufferers know that it doesn't. Hans, however, is a notorious liar.
He's posted in the Zinhof shoutbox about how he can't listen to music anymore, but he'll keep invading the shoutbox to SHARE, because he's so determined that strangers get free music.
Under various fake names, he's asked for music that he wants to hear! No tinnitis worries! Like:
Somehow the man with tinnitis so bad he wants to die, has been skipping in and out of a shoutbox whining about needing to hear Chick Corea albums and other crap.
Hans hopes he's fooling Brein or various country music fans, or some who know exactly where he lives and could have him and his mommy-wife arrested. He's going to leave the blog up and tell the world he's dead. This may be a smart strategy, but he's so stupid he might tempt fate because he's such a masochist and he loves attention so badly.
This is the nutjob who told his Facebook friends that he was getting death threats and he was going to shut down his account. That was in 2014. The page is still up, complete with his "STAR" on the Hollywood Walk of Fame:
That's Demented Hans Devente, the LIVING DEAD, constantly offering sequels to his "farewell, I'm removing this post" and "if you don't hear from me, I died" games.
Hans has been busy on other blogs and forums and he even went nuts on TWITTER, getting yet another account, and THIS time declaring that it was REALLY him because only HE knows his real name:
"I am SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE"
A few days later he pulled all of his posts, leaving him with a lone Tweet from some misguided, senile admirer.
His other REAL accounts? They include...the blank-faced empty head one from 2010, and a particularly gruesome one from 2012 where he was putting on his "be scared of me, I'm the Blogfather" pose.
UPDATE: MARCH 16:
In honor of St. Fat Trick's Day, blubbery rubbery Demented Hans De Vente pulled his old trick:
Mr. Suicidal Ear-Ache didn't just blow up his blog as he so often does. He didn't just kill himself like he keeps pretending he'll do. He's alive and unwell.
Give him credit for extending his Attention Deficit Disorder for a WHOLE WEEK. Yes, a WHOLE WEEK without fussing and fretting with his current blog. He let a WHOLE WEEK go by with that warning that if there wasn't a new post it meant that he had killed himself.
So, what does it mean when he took the trouble to make the blog private, instead? Four words:
WHO THE FUCK CARES?
Whatever he does, however he wants to tempt Brein and the Forum of Fear and Dale Watson fans, the only thing he's getting is older and close to that heart attack or stroke that will either put him six feet under or put him in a hospital room where, with no laptop and just tubes up his dick and down his throat and nose, he'll exist in a state of agonizing purgatory year...after year...after year.
UPDATE MARCH 21st:
Yes, he's done it again. He blew up his formerly PRIVATE blog. A wise thing. At this point, with his gmail accounts all very much hacked and his every movement watched, any more crap could send men in black to his front door.
It's possible the attitude is "we have the complete dossier of the past. Let's see what he does NOW."
Demented De Vente may realize that instead of pretending to contemplate suicide, he'll have no choice. Not when the jail door clanks shut and he faces the rest of his life in a cell, SANS INTERNET ACCESS.
Yes, it's possible to feel sorry for such a sexually stunted failure, such a pathological liar, such a clueless and witless fool with no social skills.
WHY feel sorry for this obnoxious wretch? He admitted to stealing from the music offices he visited, and snickered about sneaking tape recorders and being "the mad taper" who won't just watch a show and go home. On blogs he laughed about going on vacations in America and pranking other tourists by pretending to be an American. He'd tell outrageous lies about Arizona or Nashville, and laugh at how idiots believed him.
It's possible to feel sorry for a big baby who still wears his hair like a schoolboy, and gets off on being desperate for attention all the time. But no, he's just a ridiculous pain in the ass:
MARCH 25 update. MAMA LOOK, A BOO BOO!
Here's Hansy Pansy, sorrowfully showing off a little bump on his ugly noggin:
Poooor bayyyy-beeee. He bumped his head while driving around Badhoevedorp, and he expected every one of his boyfriends in those hidden forums and shoutboxes to care about it.
"Oh, poor Hans, hope you're ok," "You take care of yourself," "Sorry to hear about this!" Is THAT what he was expecting, by putting up YET ANOTHER BLOG just to show a picture of his stupid face?
Just when you think Demented Hans De Vente can't be any more pathetic and useless, he does something even MORE pathetic and useless.
He has no life and guess what: his subconscious is trying to end it for him. He gets into accidents because his conscience is saying: KILL YOURSELF.
His body attacks him. He was a pain in the ass in forums and then whined, "I've got diverticulitis." He was stealing music and throwing it around to be a big shot and be the BLOGFATHER, and then the egotist was crying, "I have tinnitis." How IRONIC.
Next, he was crying in the Zinhof shoutbox about how "it doesn't look good," and he was going to die any minute because he had a stroke and his brainstem exploded. He posted photos and people said, "You look all right. What's your problem?"
He's so heartless maybe his heart will just stop beating. The "cure" for this idiot is to "make good use of the time left" and STAY OFF THE INTERNET.
His most pleasant memory will be that snapshot of his obese ugly self on a John Deere tractor. You know, like a little boy has his photo taken on a merry-go-round horse?
UPDATE APRIL 23
Hiding in little smelly shitboxes and ridiculous spyware-ridden forums is not good enough for THE BLOGFATHER. He always needs more attention, even if it means backstabbing his supposed idol NEIL YOUNG (whom he regularly calls NEIL OLD, ha ha) and...taking money out of the pockets of DYING GAYS.
It may be that Hans, so clearly homosexual, wants to be in denial because he married a frigid old bat. He wants to pretend he doesn't love gay porn and wallow in "soft music" and Windham Hill stuff. He has openly posted about his love of COWBOYS and his fantasies about BEACH BOYS. Homoerotic album covers DELIGHT him. But when it comes to ATTENTION FOR HIMSELF vs GAY CHARITY, HE chooses to PIRATE GAY CHARITY.
First, here's his generous posting of EVERY Neil Young archive item:
Here is his on-going theft of GAY CHARITY music. Yes, while most people would pay to hear SOFT MUSIC (does it get any softer than JOHN TESH) especially when the money goes to charity, HANS DE VENTE STEALS IT. Just to be a big shot. Just to smirk at the gays who, unlike himself, weren't careful enough not to get AIDS.
HANS DE VENTE steals AMFAR charity CDs.
AmFAR is a well known gay charity. AIDS is a terrible immune-deficiency disease. When someone's immune system is damaged, the risk for acquiring some form of cancer is tremendous. In fact, despite medical advances, AIDS KILLS.
Yes, while AIDS victims writhe in misery in hospital beds, some of them disfigured by skin cancers, Hans De Vente skips around his windmill, snickering at how he gets nice comments about how GENEROUS he is.
Update: May 26: HANS opens THREE MORE BLOGS, and declares he is DYING of a BRAIN TUMOR.
Update: June 12: Hans shut down the three blogs and opened yet another, theleftlinks, (he is SO funny, there are any old links that he didn't nuke from the previous blogs...he is SO AMERICAN with his Hansy Pansy punny-funnies).
Always whining, never really generous, on the new blog Hansy Pansy wants people to PAY HIM for his downloads. A true cheap Dutchman:
Part of the game is to get email addresses so he can send his gay porn to more men. The WORST thing anyone can do is email with this psycho.
Hansy Pansy of course posts all the tired old soft-dick soft-music soft-headed CALIFORNIA slop again and again. Poor baby, he's in crappy HOLLAND and not ZUNNY CALIFORNIA where he wishes to be, sucking off beach boys.
Now calling himself by the androgyne name JAN, he'll do anything for attention, even stealing premium TV shows, like HBO's CHERNOBYL. But you know Hansy Pansy, he has that WACKY "sense of humor," and declares as he gives away CHERNOBYL, that it got "glowing reviews." Get it? Ha ha ha.
Meanwhile, back in the shitbox, er, SHOUTBOX, where he sniffs scrotum and begs people to like him, and offers submissive girly-cries of "anything you want, I can upload for you," he got a MEAN comment.
HE posted about it on his blog for ALL to see, not just the piddly six or ten Zinhof-sniffers including pathetic Joao:
Yes, "The Blogfather" is now just a senile idiot who keeps opening and closing blogs, threatening to kill himself, and making up stories about how he's dying. You can read all about his latest "I'm Dying" whine over at:
https://hansdeventeisdying.blogspot.com/
HANS DE VENTE IS DYING
He's 73 years old now, and is still as worthless, childish, selfish and obnoxious as when he was 7.
PATHETIC. USELESS. DEMENTED.
Demented Hans De Vente has been "on the government teat" for nearly twenty years. For the past seventeen years, he's been told to please FUCK OFF with his Internet games but he insists: "Blogging saved my life."Really. THIS IS HIS LIFE? Thinking he gets even with the music industry by giving away every Louvin Brothers album?
He has nothing else. He got married in 1968. After 50 years, his wife is either senile with Alzheimer's, dead, or so tired of having married a little boy she can mother, that she is out of the house all day and pays almost no attention to him.
He is, as another "Forum of Fear" member phrased it, nothing but an impotent, ugly, useless, cheap Dutchman who monotonously posts garbage, sits around playing with his collection of JOHN DEERE toys, and every Christmas cries and wets himself as he sets up yet another blog to do what Jesus Christ would never do: STEAL.
Is it Christ or is it Karma that has mocked Hans De Vente by reducing him to impotence after his constant "Laura BUSH" Photoshop nude posts? Is it Christ or is it Karma that his music thievery has been "rewarded" by bouts of tinnitis that leave him sobbing. Is it Christ or is it Karma that made this PAIN IN THE ASS suffer diverticulitis?
Hans now hides in a shoutbox, plays games with his blogs, and is totally irrelevant to the real world. Blogging saved his life? Really?
Marieke De Vente, your "son" hasn't long to live. He keeps saying he's dying. Why not try and make his last days useful in Badhoevedorp and JUNK HIS COMPUTER?
Here's just a PARTIAL LIST of some of the blogs Demented Hans Devente has opened and shut (because he has NOTHING ELSE TO DO ALL DAY). They all end with BLOGSPOT.COM of course:
sevendaysand.blogspot.com
justclickmylinks
justclickmyname
dougsdelite
theleftlinks
theshieldposts
dougnotdoug
dougeatdoug
itshansdevente
theshieldposts
amazun
thisisamazun
wokeuptoahappydeath
remasteredforitunes.blogspot.com
mytwintowersite
hanszun
hereismynewblogaddress
thisisjustanotherblogspotcom
sunshineandsoftpop
onbloggersince2008
cometothesunshine
blazefoley
turnonafriend
wetransfers
thisblogadressisnotsupported
02hdv9.blogspot
thehanss
thenoiseinmyear
wallmart
seasideboys
noiseson
september2005
thefinalrestingplace
fromtheatticsofmylife
rockastoria
hereisthegreyghost
blochspotdot
japanesealbums
pardonia
hungryfreaksdaddy
blogfathers
forumoffear
stairwaytobeerfarts
secretzunshinesociety
deeveeorg
calscountrycorner
yourprez
baztimemusic
equalshare
thehanszunapprecitationsociety
the24hoursblog
thatwasonlyyesterday
groobyflab-liesandhalftruths
ihatealexanere
deeveecom
notno
thebestdamnblogintheworld
hanszunblog
bestbossablog
thisistheoriginal
thisistheworldwideweb
33and1third
heretodaybutgonetomorrow
smoothjazz
psychedelicmushrooms
abbatozappa
feelgoodharmony
closeharmonies
thelonelysurferboy
voicesandinstruments
twentyfourandseven
thehistoryofdance
iguessijustwasntmadeforthesetimes
avisitorfromthepast
curtboetcher
thisistheworldwideweb
earthlightsfromspace
voicesandinstruments
....any wonder he is known as DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE THE DEVIANT?
The real world?
Hans De Vente doesn't know the real world, and either do his very few friends, who sit alone and unloved, solemnly listening to Merle Haggard stolen music and wishing, as Hans does, to suck a burly cowboy and then take it in the ass.
The Zinhof world is being eager for the latest download of Brownsville Station albums or grabbing other old, old stuff that might get a quick listen and then, like brats unhappy Christmas morning, a longing for MORE GOODIES. Zinhof is a Croatian who sucks Putin cock and uses YADI.
Like the rest of the retards he panders to, especially Hans De Vente, ZINHOF knows YADI but he doesn't know YAZIDIS.
Putin is destroying the world with his embrace of Syrian tyrants, and his ethnic cleansing in Ukraine, and his imprisonment of musicians (Pussy Riot) and his arrests of homosexuals and even Jehovah's witnesses. But old farts like Hans and Zinhof are happily living in the past, where their only concern is having every Chris Hillman record on their external drive, and spending more time uploading and downloading crap to listen to anything. Certainly not to Dylan who sang "strengthen the things that remain." No, they'd rather sit by themselves (no children, no charities, no friends except virtual ones) and do more damage to musicians and the music world.
People like Hans who insist they merely "SHARE" and should be applauded for it, are delusional. When you "SHARE" with a friend, that's generous. When you "SHARE" with thousands on a blog, and there are thousands of blogs, that's a problem, and the proof is the number of famous artists who are on indie labels or self-press, the few record sellers, and the epidemic of "zero paid" idiots ruining the lives of people who truly love music and want to produce it and not steal it or take credit for giving it away.
Any NORMAL person putting up blogs day and night or starting fights with people or deleting links? He's the demented mental case who goes into a shoutbox every other day with a new name (MARIA, DOUG, RED, BORDER LINE, 74gvdh, EPHEMERA, FOLKON, DEVIN RAMMSTEIN, j.d., KONVOOI, USERNAME, USER, BINKERBO, BLOGFATHER, REQUESTED, AIRBAG, HANZ, ITSME, THANKYOU, SHARE, HANS...).
Hans De Vente is the former Blogfather who snarled and threatened death to other bloggers who asked him to dial it down and stop giving away EVERYTHING. Now he is a frail old man who might as well be confined to a nursing home, as he lies about his wife falling downstairs, and his mother-in-law dying (again) and his hospitalizations for mysterious ailments ("it does not look good.") Any minute he could have that fatal heart attack or stroke.
All he can do is admire his John Deere toys, leave the house to get food (and nearly drive himself and his wife off the road, as his conscience sometimes get better of him) and then return to pout his huge lower lip and growl like a dog, and point to his latest recycling of Pop Nuggets.
AND NOW...some of Hans Demented Devente's GREATEST SHITS (of only the past two years...)
Here's a potpourri of his whining, his shoutbox disruptions, his fake illnesses, and his drama queen antics.
Here he is, with his "drop the microphone" farewells, his health updates, how one minute he's dying and the next he's asking for uploads he wants, and as always, his RULES for getting his GOODIES....
WHO in their RIGHT MIND, posts a link to an old Eric Clapton song everybody already has, and then, minutes later, announces he could be "permanently disfigured and disabled?" If you were seriously ill or near death, "sharing" music in a shoutbox would NOT be the highlight of your day.
He also wants you to see that big ugly mug of his, again and again.
Only a MANIAC would pose for a picture like THIS ONE.
People wonder how he can be THIS much of a schizoid paranoid liar and psychopath? What Mark David Chapman was to John Lennon, Hans De Vente is to NORMAL music fans who want some rare item they can't even buy for a decent price. That glaring Hitler-like face is saying: "I am INSANE and I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION."
A little update for JANUARY 26th. On his idiotic "THIS IS AMAZUN" blog, he posted his latest list of "e mail to get my goodies" garbage. Whitney Houston? Bruce Springsteen? WEEZER? This jerk is so desperate to get attention he'll post any music at all. The bonus for him is ever download hurts the music industry that fired him.
Just give him your email address (so that when he gets angry because you didn't praise him enough, or give HIM some goodies he wants, he'll hack and ping your account).
This junk is easy to find anywhere, but Hansy Pansy counts on a few saps who only found ZINHOF's blog and don't know about torrents. Like the psycho nutjob he is, predator Demented De Vente looks for lamebrains he can victimize.
He may start out whining, "I only want to give people the music I can no longer hear because of my tinnitis" (a lie), but it soon becomes obvious: he does it the same way John Gacy befriended boys. To control them and then destroy them.
De Vente's pathology is well documented. He was always a mean, obnoxious jerk with a crappy sense of humor, who, like his beloved Hitler, hid his sweaty, almost scrotum-less and farty shortcomings behind constant shouting and scapegoating. Hitler was the ultimate sado-masochist who ended up killing himself and his wife, knowing deep down he was nothing but a chaos-causing failure. And Hans De Vente?
No wonder normal people say SHUN HANS.
