Hans De Vente - the passive-aggressive bi-polar Dr Jekyl-Ms Hyde psycho-schizoid. A brief reminder

Everyone ultimately realizes that Hans De Vente (schizoid name for Sake Johannes De Vente) is DEMENTED. 

Forum mods. Music fans. Anyone. Everyone. He is a LIAR and he can NEVER be trusted. He's the backstabber, the deleter, the lunatic who shouts he's dying, sick, LEAVING...and comes back hours later with a new alias or alibi and denies all the chaos he's caused. 

NOW the Crying Dutchman, the one who was at Ground Zero during 9/11, and who says "dear everybody" when he desperately wants another gb of SOFT MUSIC to load into one of his dozen or more external drives, is telling the world to "voor negativity" and wishes everyone to take his advice and stay healthy at home....

Just a day ago he was ranting ASSHOLE at people in his Daddy Zinhof's shoutbox, and declaring he was leaving (under his 2020 alias). Schizoid man? Psycho? Useless old bipolar liar? You bet. And You Bet Your Life if you fall for his flattery or his whining. He's never more than ten seconds away from rage, deleting and cursing. 

Let's not forget THIS charming comment on one of his zillion blogs.

Let's never forget that his FAVORITE aliases include THE BLOGFATHER and THE AYATOLLAH (the name he used, complete with photo of himself in a turban, when he got somebody to help him HACK a forum he'd been in but now decided was full of "enemies.") 

 He has routinely wished CANCER and AIDS on anyone who: ASKED FOR A RE-UP or POLITELY REQUESTED SOMETHING. His DEATH WISH here probably came when some innocent person wondered why he kept posting HANK WILLIAMS and not, perhaps, some other vintage artist like PATSY (ooh, no, she's a WOMAN) CLINE or TAMMY (ooh, no, she's a WOMAN) WYNETTE. 

At this point, most anyone who isn't autistic (like his wife) knows to IGNORE this LOSER.  He is UNHEALTHY@HOME.

HA HA HANSY - HELLO GOODBYE GOODBYE ASSHOLE, HELLO

Wasn't it just the other day that Hansy Pansy said farewell ASSHOLE as 2020 (alias #894023 in his sad, dull, useless Internet-only life)? 

You never know with Bi-Polar DeVente when he'll be the raging, cursing, obnoxious deleter-maniac or when he'll be the sobbing, crying Fairy Blogfather, anxious to nibble on any stranger's dick.  

2020 was mostly bitchy and bossy: my way or the highway. Hurry up and jump through the hoops and get those goodies before they are DELETED:

Mostly, to the BOREDOM of EVERYONE, he couldn't stop whining about himself, lying about himself, calling attention to himself, and making up NEW RULES for his GOODIES:

As always, if Bi Polar De Vente didn't get enough thanks, he'd start cursing, invent new reasons for everyone to pity him, and end up turning on his "friends" and declaring them enemies to be cursed at...or to be treated to hate blogs with their addresses and photos on them, and attacks in forums and shoutboxes. Yes, anyone dumb enough to befriend Hanzie Hitler has regretted it deeply. 

Who in their right mind would post something like THIS?????

Now, under his latest alias, he's sucking up to people, and hilariously declaring that people should not indulge in "negativity." 

Oh? The guy who routinely steals from green and smirks about how moral he is for doing it, the guy who shouts ASSHOLE at everyone, the guy who deletes out of jealousy, the guy who makes up outrageous lies about being ill and/or dying? Etc.?  Beware of Fairy Blogfather Hansy Pansy, especially when he's in SUCK UP mode. 

The smart thing people do is IGNORE this DUTCH VIRUS.

BROKEBACK HANZIE, THE COCKSUCKING COWBOY-MUSIC-LOVER CAN'T QUIT ZINHOF

He's ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-ck.

Yes, the same Hansy Pansy who minced and stomped out of Zinhof's shoutbox the other day. As the famous BROKEBACK homo said, "I can't QUIT YOU." 

NO, Hansy Pansy can't stay away with his mewling and drooling. One of his boyfriends asked for some music? His wish is Hansy Pansy's command. Because Hansy Pansy IS a submissive maid who spends all day in his drag, squatting at his computer in Badhoevedorp, waiting for the chance to get some attention. 

 

Hansy Pansy especially LOVES to steal links from green (who uses pay-me-Rapidgator) which can then be converted into freeeeeeeeee YDRAY links for his cheap boyfriends.) NOBODY is cheaper than the Crying Dutchman, aka the Fat Bearded Dutchgirl HANS. 

PS, Hans loves to be the grieving widow. He dresses in his BLACK KNICKERS and SUSPENDERS and BIG FAT FALSIES BRA, and mourns....

Thanks to the hacker who was able to break into that pathetic shoutbox program and trace and match up Hansy Pansy's latest alias. Everything Hansy Pansy does is monitored.

"2020" UGLY DEMENTED HANS DE VENTE TAKES CREDIT FOR THE DEATH OF KENNY ROGERS

Wonder why 2020 is such a terrible year? Deaths and plagues and misery?

HANS DE VENTE took the name for Zinhof's shoutbox and for his idiot blogs. How could 2020 be good if it's been INFECTED by ugly fat leeching loser HANS DE VENTE?

Hans has just taken credit for the death of Kenny Rogers: 

THERE IS A VIRUS IN BADHOEVEDORP, HOLLAND on DELLAERTLAAN

The virus is called SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE.

It is also known as "HANS DE VENTE" 

It is SICKENING. 

Badhoevedorp's Sake Johannes De Vente - the cheap Dutch bastard who rips off STEVE GAD

Oh, GAD. 

Guess what lovable HANSY PANSY did? He went to a Steve Gad concert, pestered the old man for an autograph, and then bragged all over the internet about it...AND RIPPED GAD OFF: 

http://www.imagenetz.de/f681f6f0d/steve-gadd.zip.html

Yes, that's pathological HANS DE VENTE for you.

On his "lostandfound" blog, he PROUDLY showed off how Gad signed his ticket....and then added a link so everyone could STEAL GAD'S MUSIC. 

That's typical of the psychopath Hans, isn't it? It's all about HIM. It's all about how he pestered somebody for an autograph, and how..."LOVE ME, I'm giving you freeee muuuuuuuusic." 

 
Being an OBNOXIOUS OLD WASTER, Hansy Pansy had to TEASE when he waddled into Zinhof's shoutbox. You can get the GOODIES if you GUESS who signed his ticket, and then follow the link...

 

People wonder why the "Fairy Blogfather" is hated? What a bitch this HANSY PANSY is. He's always been a backstabber. He backstabs STEVE GAD after getting an autograph and STEALS from him. What a GOOD man, this Hans De Vente is. Right?

Hansy Pansy, who tried to rip off an insurance company for the car accident HE caused, can go buy a ticket to Steve's show because the cheap Dutchman saves SO much by STEALING and by whining to everyone about what he NEEDS and doesn't want to buy: 

His "darling" GAVE him a new iphone. Of course Hansy wouldn't ever BUY anything. And who is his "darling?" It's not his moronic wife, who is "slow" and autistic, and who Hans is always claiming has a brain tumor, or has fallen downstairs, or his near death, etc. etc. His "darling" was probably his Little Pinto, "JOAO ALBA." They love to share that gay porn. Too bad Hansy Pansy is such a smelly and obnoxious old fart, and can't hook up with anyone in Badhoevedorp, so he indulges in his Internet porn fantasies instead, and some phone sex (if the other party can understand his high-pitched and garbled version of the English language!)

From the days when he was DELETING FILES on his RIVALS, to printing private addresses and photos of his RIVALS, to screaming "MY BLOG CAN BEAT YOUR BLOG," he's always been a mental defective and a danger. 

Anyone friendly with HANS ended up realizing THIS IS THE ENEMY. This is an unstable, nasty, crazy fat blob of psycho, hidden behind that vaginal beard and dark glasses. 

Hansy Pansy is so proud of "living off the government teat" for over 20 years now. But being a cheap Dutchman, that's not enough. He has to steal from the artists, and make himself into a big shot by giving away everything they've done. Which is why Andy Partridge among many others, hate him. 

Do you think Hansy Pansy told Steve Gadd, "I've just given away all your music?" No, he waddled over, grinning like a fat monkey, demanding an autograph, and mumbling in broken English, "was good show...good show." As Hansy LOVES to tell everyone, "I'm a GOOD man."

The CRYING DUTCHMAN gets a thrill

Limp Dick De Vente got so emotional the other day.  He emailed his shower buddy JOAO all about it. 

Sharing gay porn, like listening to bad new age music,  only makes Hans pleasantly numb, like when he takes his nightly sleeping pills. What actually gets a REACTION is that rarity of rarities, a "nice" comment on one of his endless droning garbage-music blogs: 

Hans told Joao, "oh my little queso-amigo, my Brazilian-shaved pinto-piqueno, go to my BLOG and see for yourself. it says Thanks Hans! i saw this and it made me cry. paul loves me!"

This "nice" comment does not mean PAUL will show up at the hospital when the demented Dutchman is in delerium. PAUL won't be at Hansy Pansy's funeral. But lonely pathetic Hans De Vente gets a thrill on the Internet when anyone pays attention to him. He CRIES. 
That's why one of his nicknames is The Crying Dutchman. That's why he keeps babbling to himself, "Blogging saved my life." Not that he had a life before he started blogging. Too bad he doesn't know that he doesn't have a life NOW either.  

What's Up with LIMP DICK De Vente? Nobody cares and HE KNOWS IT

Maybe it's time for that sleeping pill overdose. 

The fact is, nobody on this planet cares about Hans De Vente and nobody needs him. He's a useless parasite at best. At worst, which is his USUAL state, he's a demented attention-seeking jerk. A racist. A bully. An obnoxious witless buffoon. A constant liar. A toxic ugly fat clod.

What's Limp Dick been up to? In a shoutbox where people contribute music that others actually want, even if it's stuff easily found on torrents and blogs, Limp Dick Hans De Vente posts worthless crap:

Remember everyone, TEN DAYS ONLY, and play his GAME when he HIDES his link in a text file in ANOTHER link. Why? Because he wants to count how many YDRAY downloads his shit gets, and YDRAY doesn't supply him with such ego-gratifying stats. Guess what....

 

Yes, BAD SANTA is ba-a-a-ck. 

But has anyone told him to keep posting? NO. He's IGNORED. 

People don't want to encourage his lame posts of bad music, his constant ultimatums, his witless "jokes" or his self-pitying whines. 

What does he do when he's ignored? He'll threaten to leave, get a NEW alias and post MORE garbage or....

....start cursing at the other shoutboxers, and sobbing that he is a "GOOD MAN" and that he is suffering from tinnitius, and his wife fell down the stairs, and he spends "GOOD MONEY" buying everything he posts, and that the doctors say "it does not look good" for him, and post Photohopped pictures of himself in a doctor's office looking sad. 

People just hope he doesn't get vindictive and start DELETING his rivals. He seems to have done this tantrum less and less, because the number of rival files is MORE and MORE, with the GOOD posters in the shoutbox overpowering this one fat tumor who has now begun to shrivel and wrinkle and weaken. 

Who needs all the tired dumb nonsense from this pathetic old Limp Dick loser?  

There are so many good posts the junk from Hansy alias 2020 is now easy to overlook, like a black speck in the oatmeal.

Still, because he has NO LIFE and NOTHING BETTER TO DO, he'll do anything for attention. This includes pretending to care about McCoy Tyner dying. Since when does HANZIE HITLER THE RACIST care about black people?

Everyone knows Hansy Pansy's parents were Nazi sympathizers in Holland, and that he hates BLACKS and JEWS (and women, of course). But sad, silly SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE actually stole a McCoy Tyner album from somebody or other, and posted it. Why? McCoy just died, and Hansy Pansy was hoping that SOMEBODY would thank him for stealing a dead man's album everyone has or can easiliy find elsewhere. 

Yes, demented De Vente, who HATES BLACKS and has called Miles Davis "SHIT," figured that the death of McCoy Tyner might give HIM some attention. 

Guess what. Nobody thanked him. Everyone knows Hans de Vente is shallow, worthless and even if he doesn't quite know it, PAST HIS EXPIRATION DATE.

Wussy GIRLY-MAN Hans De Vente (aka Joanna De Vente) WANTS YOUR LOVE

We all know Hans is a limp-dick drama queen who LOVES his cowboys and surfer dudes, and shares gay pix with his little Brazil-nut JOAO, but...does he want pix of YOUR dick, too? 

Is that what he sighs and cries about all the time? 

Look at THIS post in his Master Zinhof's shoutbox:

Yes, you read it right. That seems to be YOUR LOVE aimed at every GUY in the shoutbox.

You know Hans by now. He never had a real marriage. He kept posting and re-posting on "HAG" and "HANK" and other cowboys, and BRIAN and other surfer dudes, and all those limp Windham Hill albums etc. etc. His pussy-esque posts to the shoutbox continue to sound like they're from a DRAG QUEEN. How about this one to DEAREST EVERYBODY:

What MAN puts in a shoutbox request and says "DEAREST everybody?" 

GIRLY MAN HANSY PANSY.

As usual, Ms. Tinnitus, who used to lie about not being able to listen to music anymore, is requesting some utterly wimpy and lame piece of music.

Does he want the music or just want a GUY'S ATTENTION?

Every other day Drama Queen Hansy Pansy posts a lame request, hoping some "DEAREST" person will be a hero and pay some attention to such a NEEDY pussy. 

Happily for Hansy Pansy, in this case some LOVELY MAN gave him the fucking download, and how did Drama Queen Hansy Pansy react? He/She gushed: "its breathtaking."

Who else but Hansy Pansy addresses the GUYS as "dearest everybody," and then simpers about how "breathtaking" the music is? The same Big Pussy who has posted sappy garbage assuring everyone "you'll cry" if you listen to it. 

Drama Queen Hansy Pansy then announced he/she might not be posting much anymore. Why? The vapors? Some kind of "female trouble?" Some simpering drag hissy-fit? Close:

The Drama Queen is flouncing around declaring he/she has "fear and anxiety." 

Poor sensitive Dutch Girl. This will impact on every "dearest everybody" who enjoys "breathtaking" music. Hansy Pansy, attention-loving drama queen will, for at least a day or two, refrain from over-posting music or video that "will make you cry." Instead, he/she will be in his windmill, suffering "FEAR AND ANXIETY." 

WHAT A WIMP. WHAT A LOSER.

Don't forget that post. No, no, not the usual illiterate SULPLISE link that the drama queen makes people click....

No, not the other usual drama queen game of posting LINK LINK so you have to guess what the fuck crap music the inane wuss is offering....

Don't forget the latest post that demonstrates just how DEMENTED HANS DE VENTE really is:

Anyone NORMAL posting something like that in a shoutbox?