Demented De Vente has MORE new blogs.
He's a cheap Dutchman. If it's free, he'll take. That's his attitude about music, too. Take take take. Take from other bloggers and yell and scream that he's ENTITLED to do that.
One blog has The Porcine Dutchman playing The Melancholy Dane. Alas, alas, he is DYING, and he's "ON A MORTAL COIL." Which he will soon shuffle off. It's not come soon enough.
Another one is for FRIENDS ONLY, as if he has any.
On that one he has a picture of the UFO spaceship that brought him to Badhoevedorp Holland where he's infected the Dutch like Covid-19:
His latest fake name is simply T. Yes, T for TWAT.
As for his infected, eczema-encrusted posts in Zinhof's shitbox, he's still wearily sucking up to people and pathetically offering free music to win friends and influence people.
He sucks up to somebody for posting "soothing piano." Wimpy Hans LOVES "soothing piano." In the next (foul) breath, he mentions a blogger he likes to steal from: "I saw that green posted a lotto stones."
Got that? "Lotto" Hans is so hip -- as hip as a fat, blubber-lipped pube-faced limp-dicked old has-been in HOLLAND can be.
He wonders if anyone would like him to STEAL the links from green and post them: "does anybody want these?"
He'll be glad to put on his maid drag and upload files if ONLY somebody will thank him for it and make him a little less lonely.
Some people do feel sorry for a useless old jerk who is going to die any day now. EXCEPT, he's wished "AIDS AND EBOLA" on rival bloggers, deleted links constantly, yelled FUCK YOU at people in forums and shoutboxes, and been a total psycho, liar, maniac, and jerk as long as he's been on the Internet. Before that, he was merely a piece of Nazi shit.
Wanna cry for poor Hanzie Hitler? You can join him in being a crybaby. Here he is, wearing that same smelly hillbilly shirt as usual:
HERE'S "HANS" SOBBING OVER HIS FAVORITE MUSIC
Lonely, sad, loser SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE.
Alias "HANS" as he loves using that LITTLE BOY nickname, the one people know from "HANS" BRINKER the kiddie story and "HANSEL AND GRETEL" the kiddie story. And "HANS" Christian Anderson the kiddie author.
"HANS" has been extra lonely lately, so he's started more blogger wars, insulted more people, and declared himself to be...what is the phrase....
Right, "HANS."
Here's The Cheap Dutchman jealously raging that he can STEAL all the links from another blogger, GREEN, because GREEN makes money from them and "HANS" gives them away JUST for NICE comments. (PS, "HANS" has used Rapidgator himself, and "HANS" has thrown temper tantrums in the Zinhof shoutbox demanding that people donate to him through Paypal and chip in to pay for albums he's bought.)
"...he makes money from others peoples post..." So "HANS" steals them and re-ups them on his own blog, just to piss off GREEN (and make more enemies and then cry that he's a "good egg." )
Lonely, sad, pathetic "HANS" clogs up the shoutbox with his old lady whispers and old crone rants and his vainglorious moments of ecstasy, like the time he waddled around backstage and actually saw DAVID BOWIE. Oooh ooh:
That was before SONY FIRED HIM for pretending to be an important A&R man with the company when he was basically a janitor.
We all know Liar "HANS" and his games, which included scraping up enough money for a CHEAP DUTCHMAN's week in America, staying in a hostel, and using forged SONY credentials to get to shows. He also used his SONY email address weeks earlier to con record companies into letting him visit so he could not only get free promo material but STEAL.
He's admitted it on his blogs: "with my own thieving hands" he swiped a Phil Spector Christmas record off a publicist's shelf...and made off with countless other items that have joined his idiot collection of John Deere toys.
Meanwhile...
Is "HANS" still boring the world with the 29839th upload of THE EVERLY BROTHERS? Is he once again declaring his worthless hype about how he's offering the "BEST" music "EVER?" Of course, yawwwwwn, of course:
Is "HANS" still thinking he's "HIP?" Oh sure, he's using American slang, GEDDIT?
Yes, Mr. Faulty Brainstem is nattering like the senile, useless loser he is.
How...BORING...does SENILE SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE get?
How about "HANK" again and again and again?
He just LOVES his Hank Williams. Zzzzz.
He posted it on his latest zzzzzzz blog. Free Blog #89052895
Oh, but a TEN DAY ONLY LINK, so, ACH TUNG, better act FAST!
Any wonder the Zinhof shoutbox people HATE him and IGNORE him?
What a NAGGY old queen HANZIE is.
ZZZZZ. Anyone bother to download this crap? Once, when he was deleting the competition, and raving MY BLOG CAN BEAT YOUR BLOG, the "BLOGFATHER" had hundreds and hundreds of hits for anything he posted. Now...
He's a zombie. He shuffles to the computer once in a while, when his brain isn't too mushy and his creaky limbs and fat ass can move slightly, and he posts HANK again. And AGAIN.
Oooh, 12 hits. His IQ has drooped to 12. He can barely write one sentence. He's always acted like a 12 year-old with his lies, tantrums, curses, nasty practical jokes and deletions.
NOBODY cares about him and his HANK WILLIAMS crap.
NOBODY was interested in his feeble, badly recorded bootleg of DION either, so he cried out in the wilderness:
NO REPLY.
HANZIE is just so pathetic. He was always clueless. Now he is almost brain dead.
He keeps pushing "HANK." He is also crying and moaning about other singers. Just hear him cry. See him cry:
CRY BABY HANS - THE CRYING DUTCHMAN
To most, he does not even exist. He is beginning to realize what NOTHING is, because that is what the ex-Blogfather is to to the rest of the world. NOTHING.
He has to post that he won't post for a while? Nobody responded. They didn't give a damn. Everyone was glad to have a day or two free from his pathetic attempts at getting attention.
He will post nnnnothing. Because he is a NNNNNothing. A little Hanzie Hitler spawned by his mother's affair with a Nazi who was hiding in Holland after WW 2. (Perhaps this is why Hanzie's father beat him. Hanzie was always telling everyone "My Father Beat Me" -- just another sad, pathetic whine for attention, and usually written after "bad comments" telling him to stop stealing files from other blogs and deleting links from his rivals.)
WHAT A LOSER. These last few years have been a limping hobble into oblivion. He is in limbo. Purgatory is next. And then HELL. It's called KARMA.
Over in the shoutbox, HANZIE is still playing his dopey, childish games.
Like a typical five-year old who mumbles and makes no sense, HANZIE posts a load of drivel that tries the patience of adults. Most don't even bother, and just ignore his garbled blubberings:
Sure, WTS. i ma downloading them now. WTS. "WTS means watch this space."
Oh, FUCK OFF, little boy. He grew a beard and STILL looked like a smirking, nasty little boy.
Here's
HANZIE the creepy kleptomaniac. What do you
think he was doing in that picture, stealing coins from a blind
newspaper dealer?
Here's more of his inane blather:
Huh? No link. No sense. Most everyone ignores him, except one person:
Little Boy HANZIE stamps his feet and sulks:
He IS a HANZIE and he acts like he's 5. (He has claimed to be hatched in 1946, which would make him 74, not 75, but he is totally senile and can't count. He also can't spell. Can't get it up. Can't stop drooling. Needs sleeping pills and all kinds of meds to stop his fatal rotting.)
Green? "Hanzie, what do you mean with green?"
HANZIE explains that he is referring to a blog he loves to steal from. He's repeatedly tried to take money from GREEN by telling everyone, "if you see posts at itsonlyrocknroll ask me and i will up it," so that GREEN won't make rapidgator money and HANZIE will be LIKED.
Only HANZIE is never LIKED. At best, let's LIKE him for not referring to Simon and Garfunkel as "Those Two Jewish Boys" and making anti-Semitic jokes and posting cartoons of yarmulkes and two Star of David pins. No, now he just steals from them and calls them S and G:
As always, BAD SANTA never tells people what they're getting. They're supposed to just click his links and it's "my way or the highway." He's too much of an egomaniac to even notice that everyone else gets hundreds of hits, and HE rarely gets even a dozen.
He still thinks people are going to go to one of his BLOGS because he puts a link in his dopey eyechart name.
On his latest low-view Cheap Dutchman free blog, he's posted
some of his stolen bootleg tapes. Most of his "Wall of Tapes" collection
is stuff he stole from record stores and put his name on. It's stuff he
"traded" with people and then pretended was recorded by HIM. Just part
of his kleptomania and lying.
Anybody
care about his 40 year-old GARBAGE? No, either everybody's heard this
crap already, or it's so dull and boring NOBODY even wants to bother.
Yawn yawn yawn. Mr. Garbled-Brain posted about an "H and O" concert.
What,
H and O is code? Why doesn't the jerk say HALL and OATES? Because he's
too much of a tight-ass game-player. You have to GUESS what he's talking
about, which is never easy when he can hardly write a sentence in
ENGLISH.
His "H and O" tape, he bragged, is "one of my finest tapes." Yawwwwn. Tell us more, Oh Windy, Addled, Senile Old Fart:
"just now I re riped the tape, side is still good...but my deck ate part two...last part is other music, I have no idea what."
Isn't that EXCITING? Anything else, vagina-pube-face? Turkey lower lip boy? Sad, lonely retard?
"the Flac link is good for 10 days."
Oh
yes, always a time limit from the control freak Bad Santa, who never
EVER gives anything away without strings attached. What else, HANZIE?
"Let me know what you think."
Guess what. NO COMMENTS!
NOBODY GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THIS HALF-DEAD USELESS OLD KLEPTOMANIAC DRAG-QUEEN LOSER.
"let me know what you think." NOBODY DID:
Nobody
likes HANZIE. He can't buy friends. He can't give away things and be
liked for it. In the real world, he's like some filthy bum on the street
who has a job handing out leaflets. Somebody reluctantly takes the
leaflet just to keep the bum from pestering him all the way down the
street, and then tosses the leaflet in the trash and wipes his hands.
That's
HANZIE. If somehow he posts something that a person might want "just to
have....maybe to listen to someday," it's downloaded with NO thanks or
comment, because HANZIE is a CREEP and a LOSER and he's been too much of
a jerk and an asshole to encourage with a "thank you." The phrase that
comes to mind with HANZIE? Not "Thank you." It's "FUCK YOU."
