"Hans" DeVente to Zinhof and the Crackerbox Shoutbox: "I CAN'T QUIT YOU!" That's the catchphrase from one of Hansy Pansy's favorite films, "Brokeback Mountain," all about gay cowboy sex.
Yes, the gay, gay, gay Ms. DeVente, who has used homo-aliases like UNIT and LEGS and BETH, slithered away from his Vaginey NINEY identity and became SCRUTINZER.
Just as he did when he was NINEY, the blubber-lipped old fart expects people to GUESS where his "nick" came from. (No, not the nick caused by the lobotomy, the NICKNAME.) Gee "HANS," everyone REALLY cares to know such a BORING detail about your BORING USELESS LIFE:
As usual, when everybody points out that SCRUTINIZER is "HANS" again, he childishly denies it. "i am not hans..." Then the over-aged brat goes on to explain what he will and won't do under his new identity. What a brain-dead narcissistic nitwit.
"now I will go back to occasionally posting..." the same old shit and stale goodies...the same Zappa crappa, the same Blaze Foley dung, etc. etc.
It's been mentioned time and again: Hans De Vente is a not-too-closeted gay, who REALLY loves his BEACH BOYS and his COWBOYS and absolutely hates women. He has no use for female vocalists. He puts on choke-voiced David Byrne and wets himself over "Psycho Killer." He just imagines David is singing to him: "Psycho POSTER..."
Un-NATURALLY enough, Hansy Pansy loves his original soundtrack to BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, and only wishes he was still in Palm Springs (where he claimed to have lived for 30 years) doing 69 with Larry McMurtry.
Yes, boastful bogus "Hans" tells the world that he's visited Larry SO OFTEN. But gosh, under what alias? "Hey Larry, it's me, BETH!"
Scrutinizer ISN'T "Hans?" We've all read his wheezing whine about "Last Picture Show" being "the greatest movie ever made," and guess who is uploading the fucking thing YET AGAIN.
Stunned by how easily his boring new alias was discovered, Hansy Pansy waddled away briefly and came back with yet ANOTHER alias: obk. Then he insisted that nobody can have more than one name in the shoutbox. Two or more aliases in a forum or a shoutbox...what do you expect from a SCHIZOID?
"Get a life" is not something "Hans" will ever do. He never had one. Unless you call being a thief, a liar, and a pest a "life." Unless you call getting fired from every job he ever had is a "life." Hans De Vente: pathetic failure. All he has to show for his 75+ years of being a Dutch Douchebag is a bunch of external drives that could break down any minute, and an attic full of John Deere toys.