SCHIZOID BORE - Badhoevedorpo's Dopiest Old Senile Hunk of Gouda goes TWO FOR ONE at ZINHOF: scrutinizer & obk

"Hans" DeVente to Zinhof and the Crackerbox Shoutbox: "I CAN'T QUIT YOU!" That's the catchphrase from one of Hansy Pansy's favorite films, "Brokeback Mountain," all about gay cowboy sex.

Yes, the gay, gay, gay Ms. DeVente, who has used homo-aliases like UNIT and LEGS and BETH, slithered away from his Vaginey NINEY identity and became SCRUTINZER.

Just as he did when he was NINEY, the blubber-lipped old fart expects people to GUESS where his "nick" came from. (No, not the nick caused by the lobotomy, the NICKNAME.) Gee "HANS," everyone REALLY cares to know such a BORING detail about your BORING USELESS LIFE:

As usual, when everybody points out that SCRUTINIZER is "HANS" again, he childishly denies it. "i am not hans..." Then the over-aged brat goes on to explain what he will and won't do under his new identity. What a brain-dead narcissistic nitwit. 

"now I will go back to occasionally posting..." the same old shit and stale goodies...the same Zappa crappa, the same Blaze Foley dung, etc. etc. 

It's been mentioned time and again: Hans De Vente is a not-too-closeted gay, who REALLY loves his BEACH BOYS and his COWBOYS and absolutely hates women. He has no use for female vocalists. He puts on choke-voiced David Byrne and wets himself over "Psycho Killer." He just imagines David is singing to him: "Psycho POSTER..." 

Un-NATURALLY enough, Hansy Pansy loves his original soundtrack to BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, and only wishes he was still in Palm Springs (where he claimed to have lived for 30 years) doing 69 with Larry McMurtry. 

Yes, boastful bogus "Hans" tells the world that he's visited Larry SO OFTEN. But gosh, under what alias? "Hey Larry, it's me, BETH!" 

Scrutinizer ISN'T "Hans?"  We've all read his wheezing whine about "Last Picture Show" being "the greatest movie ever made," and guess who is uploading the fucking thing YET AGAIN. 

Stunned by how easily his boring new alias was discovered, Hansy Pansy waddled away briefly and came back with yet ANOTHER alias: obk. Then he insisted that nobody can have more than one name in the shoutbox. Two or more aliases in a forum or a shoutbox...what do you expect from a SCHIZOID? 

"Get a life" is not something "Hans" will ever do. He never had one. Unless you call being a thief, a liar, and a pest a "life." Unless you call getting fired from every job he ever had is a "life." Hans De Vente: pathetic failure. All he has to show for his 75+ years of being a Dutch Douchebag is a bunch of external drives that could break down any minute, and an attic full of John Deere toys.

ASK HIM WHY he pretended to have LEUKEMIA, DIVERTICULITIS, CORONAVIRUS, A HEART OPERATION...crazy DEMENTED De VENTE -- DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION

 

He's shown everyone pictures of his bratty self -- a clueless idiot with little boy shorts on, and a little boy haircut, getting his kicks like a little boy. 

He's been hiding behind old Zinhof's skirt in that crackerbox shoutbox for years, getting new names for himself, posting utter garbage, nagging people to visit his blog(s), and sorrowfully whining about his endless DEADLY DISEASES and how he's a "good egg" who...only wants to destroy his rivals (like Green, over at It's Only Rock and Roll) and only wants Paypal donations or else. 

It may be new to a few utter morons who suddenly appear and have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than to ask "why not leave Hans alone?" (These utter morons, who always claim to have been silent for SO LONG, but must speak NOW, are of course, usually HANSY or one of his boyfriends). 

Just ask HANS (aka NINEY the NINNY) why, in the past 30 days, he's claimed to have

CORONAVIRUS 

and

A STENT PUT INTO HIS FLABBY 75 YEAR-OLD HEART.

There will be no answer, except maybe the usual, "if zinhof doesnt want me here he can kick me out." 

He won't give an adult answer for his bratty lunacy, or why he'd want to clog up the shoutbox with all these fake posts about dying. He won't give an answer to why he insists on posting his "Merle HAGRID" garbage over and over, why he hates women so much, why he hates Jews so much (he loves to post an entire discography on "those JEWISH BOYS Simon and Garfunkel" to make sure they lose a little money). He won't mention why he calls black artists SHIT (Miles Davis, John Coltlrane) or why he posts his gayola remarks like "here's more music for your ass" while calling himself UNIT or BETH).

After he DESTROYED an entire forum with the help of paying a hacker (something the Cheap Dutchman will obviously use only as a last resort...he hates paying for ANYTHING), a new forum arose. It was called "The Forum of Fear," which mocked Hansy Pansy's pictures of himself as The Ayatollah and as The Blogfather, jeering "you're afraid of me!" 

The forum was designed to find out as much about "HANS" de Vente as possible...in order to shut him the fuck up and make him know that his bullying would NOT be tolerated anymore.  Not one obsessed person...an entire forum which at its peak had nearly 50 members, and still has several dozen to this day.

Hansy got wind of the forum, and of course, joined under some dopey name or other. Everyone knew it was HANS.

Guess what happened next? He was asked WHY he was faking diverticulitis and leukemia and his wife falling downstairs, and WHY he was insulting other people, and WHY he had to run dirty pictures in the forum despite several warnings from the mods. 

Did "HANS" answer to any of this? Of course not. Bratty Hansy Pansy instead wrote "Ha ha ho ho hee hee." When told he was going to be booted from the forum and his ISP checked so he'd NEVER come back, all he did was post endless pages from Harry Potter books. Bratty, huh? 

He had his chance, over and over, to "be sane," and stop with the death blogs and the cursing and the Paypal-demands and the rants, and the freaky homo/tranny fake names (BETH, UNIT, etc.) He could NEVER just be like everyone else. EVER. How foolish, the mods and the forum members who said "give him another chance" and "he sometimes posts something interesting" only to get more aggravation and drama from the DRAMA QUEEN. 

And here he is, same old insane old "HANS" De Vente, enjoying chaos, calling attention to himself in every negative way possible, being the first to put up hate blogs and to curse at others, and then he goes hiding behind Auntie Zinhof's skirt , glad that he's causing such chaos.

Andy Partridge, members of Talking Heads...they are DAMN SORRY they ever let that fat pushy Dutchman into their lives, but they had no idea what a brat and monster De Vente is, and what a LIAR. They believed him when he claimed to be a big shot at Sony Nederlands. Like others, who gave him free tickets, who gave him free albums, and even trusted him NOT TO SHOPLIFT in their offices, Andy and the gang wised up. 

So WISE UP. Scroll through this blog and others, and ask yourself why "HANS" de Vente is despised. It's for his lying. For his stealing. For his obnoxious cursing. For his porn. For his manic-depressive bipolar need to get a fresh identity every other week. For his attempts at getting all the contact information on former friends WHO DEFENDED HIM and attempting to torment them off-Net in their homes. 

Yes, while others try to be normal, and positive, and "share" properly, this psycho has been the bane of the sharing world for 15 years...tons of blogs and fake names and vicious threats and hacking. But, go ahead, ask NINEY or whatever new name he has, why he pretended to have coronavirus, and then pretended he was going into the hospital for a stent implant. Maybe you'll get the usual response: "Ha ha ho ho hee hee" or a few choice curse words and the assurance, "I'm leaving. This shoutbox is not for me. I will not be back!"

NINEY rhymes with HINEY and WHINY -- yes, it's mewling-ass HANS DE VENTE being DEMENTED again

 

GOSH, "Hans" De Vente didn't go to the hospital to get an angioplasty? The same way he didn't go to the hospital when he claimed he had the coronavirus? The same way his medical report on having leukemia turned out to be yet another lie from a senile limpdick looking for attention? 

He was in the Zinhof shoutbox all the time, using several aliases, ignoring all requests to "get a life" and/or "Fuck Off." How sad, sad, sad it is, that Hansy Pansy's dull life consists of trying to get ten or twenty strangers in a shoutbox to give him a thank you for....

 

 

Some crap easily found all over the Net. The Cheap Dutchman tries to get interest by pointing out it's "fetching high prices on amazon." So get it from Hanszun, no matter what it is. The music will be yours for life...until your external hard drive fails. 

Hansy Pansy is probably only one or two posts away from his usual bratty explosion: "I posted hundreds of dollars worth of music and nobody is giving me a PAYPAL DONATION." Or..."Only 12 people downloaded this! Downloading is not for me! I will not offer more links!" 

 

While everyone else in the shoutbox is NORMAL, and they upload things without demanding attention and worrying if it's worth their time, most of the time Hansy Pansy is the time-wasting bore who has to take a poll and see if an upload is worth his precious time. After all, he has SO much to do in Badhoevedorp, like play with his John Deere toys in the attic.

 

 Same old Senile old useless old distracting old moronic old pathetic attention seeking HANS DEMENTED DE VENTE.

"LIVE" at Zinhof's and NOT in the Hospital: Predictable LIAR Hans De Vente, the DEMENTED DUTCH DOUCHEBAG DEAD-HEAD

 One of the MANY words that applies to old, smelly, mendacious, pathetic, pesty, nasty, creepy Sake Johannes De Vente (aka "HANS") is...

STUPID. 

He is probably the STUPIDEST man in Holland. You don't get fired from every job for being smart. You don't lie to Andy Partridge and others and get away with it for THAT long. You don't commit the same vicious acts of sabotage and abuse of others on usenet, in forums and in shoutboxes without almost ALL but the most naive cretins catching on. 

It didn't take long for everyone to know that "WILSON" (alias #952983 at Zinhof's shoutbox) was Hansy Pansy, when he spelled it WILSUN. How many times has HANSZUN pulled that stupid ZUN gag? 

It's ALWAYS "zunny" in the useless suburbs in Holland. Or is it Most find Holland a flat, depressing, gloomy place that is only worth visiting for the whores and the drugs in Amsterdam.

Hanszun is just another worthless leech that the government has to pay for, rather than inject with a euthanasia drug.  His dull half of a row house (bottom, stairway, bedroom) looks like all the other government-built row houses. He often talked about how he's "on the government teat," and so glad to get social security at 55, and all the freebies cheap Dutch Douches need so they can spend their time being worthless Internet trolls and jerks. 

Beware the IDES OF MARCH. HANS THE LIAR, aka HANS STINKER, was claiming to be in the hospital getting heart surgery! (He already used up brain tumors, brain stem explosion, diverticulitis, leukemia, Covid...) 

Instead he was somehow using his computer to play in his favorite SHOUTBOX, and babble about how "a friend" posted a link for him: 

He has no friends. His neighbors can't stand him.  He has a few dull-witted email buddies like JOAO who meekly and greedily lick Hansy's ass to get hundreds of crappy Windham Hill albums, or to share Hansy Pansy's homo-love of Cowboys and Beachboys, from Brian WILSUN to "MERLE HAGRID." "Hans"the Liat claims a "friend" uploaded the file? More likely it came from Hansy Pansy's 100TB collection of compulsive crap. He was NEVER in the hospital to get a stent in his heart. (The procedure would be difficult anyway, since he has a heart the size of a grape and it would be hard to operate on it. He also has a brain the size of a cherry, and an overgrown body that looks like a fungus-covered refrigerator.)

Caught in his lies, what did demented De Vente do next? "The Good Egg" as he likes to call himself, resorted to his usual ranting and cursing and name-calling:

 

WILSUN disappeared after being proven a LIAR once again. Ge's NOT in a hospital at all, just holed up in his look-alike government row house home (you know, where his wife is always "falling downstairs"). 

 

Hansy Pansy doesn't go walking in his ZUNNY neighborhood loaded with other retired leeches. His personality is obnoxious. Even before he found out what a liar Hansy Pansy is, Andy Partridge recalled him as being like a big slobbery St. Bernard dog, following Andy and the band around, wearing a Mark David Chapman grin, being too needy and pathetic to say "Get LOST" to. 

So...how does Hansy think up a clever way to get back into the shoutbox with a new name just to post what's already been posted??? Easy. Just use a new alias, and be assured that the Senile Croatian Scrotum, the even more English-challenged Mr. Zinhof (affectionally called "ZINNY" by strangers who don't know him) will not care. 

Enter LIVES2SHORT, who instantly gotten into fights for re-posting other peoples uploads. Long time Hans-spotters easily saw through it. How often has The Dutch Douche whined that he was about to die and lives too short? How often, including his idiotic COVID blogs (urging people "save your live stay indoors") has this moron confused the worlds "LIFE" and "LIVE?"

Next alias? How about the most accurate one....STUPID! 

PIERS: HANS IS A WORSE LIAR THAN MARKLE

 

One thing about Piers Morgan: when he QUITS, he actually QUITS. 

He didn't turn up at the TV station in drag, calling himself BETH. 

Imagine if he gave one last report before he left. THIS ONE: 

Hansy Pansy is, of course, a total ASSHOLE and LIAR. Since nobody with a brain likes him, or is so morally bankrupt as to need his drivel downloads (oooh ooh, MIKE LOVE), he has to INVENT new identities to defend himself. How many times has somebody NEW emerged in the shoutbox JUST to say "Leave Hans alone..." What a BORE. That's you, Hans, aka BROWNSHOES, among other aliases.

Oh, if BROWNSHOES is actually one of Hansy Pansy's simple-minded homo boyfriends, just put your BROWN nose back up Hansy's ugly, festering ass, and let him play his own games.

Hansy Pansy's bag of stale tricks includes pretending his new identity isn't him ("My name is Wilson, it was taken so I became Wilsun") and, when things get too hot, turning into his drag-queen slavey personality and crying out, "I will do it for you" and "I will get you the complete Beatles" as if he's SUCH a nice guy. This trick works over and over, as a few dopes blink and think, golly, Hansy Pansy is a real box o' chocolates, he's gonna give me the complete Beatles, like I couldn't find THAT STUFF anywhere else! What else can he gimme gimme gimme???

How about something from the "Wall of Tapes?" Hansy LOVES to show pictures of his "WALL OF TAPES," but like the true nasty little monster he is, he teases about what he owns and NEVER shares ANY of it. If it's something that actually IS hard to find, HE won't SHARE IT. Oh, ps, Hansy the Liar recently said he no longer has a Rapidgator account because he's tired of ripping off GREEN and others without getting PAYPAL donations to help him pay the monthly fee. Oooh, what a SHARER. As if he doesn't have several brand new computers (MAC and PC) and gets so much in government checks, he can afford to buy (and never even open) endless JOHN DEERE toys! 

Yeah yeah, he's giving away somebody else's Beatles collection from Rapidgator. Big deal. One reason why there are so many blogs on this jerk, and so many complaints at the Shoutbox and elsewhere, is to try and WARN people...YOU'LL BE SORRY. Many an admin, many a music lover, has found his name, address or photos on one of Hansy's hate blogs (he invented them). Many have discovered their downloads constantly deleted. Many have been embarrassed to receive unwanted gay porn photos as "revenge" because Paranoid Hans decided "you are my enemy." Too bad some gullible dimwits have to learn the hard way.

Somebody is so delighted when Hansy gives them some drivel download? Wait till next time, when a worshipful "Dear Hans..." request gets a sneering reply: "I'm in bed." Or "I don't have that." Or a scream "Nobody gives me a Paypal donation!" SUCH a nice guy. 

Part of Hansy's sad pathology is he's never satisfied. If he's conned one or two people, they mean shit to him, because he sees a bunch of others that aren't paying attention. 

When things get really bad, Hansy Pansy plays the childish game of threatening to kill himself, or declaring he's about to die.

His latest convenient lie? He's invented yet ANOTHER condition for himself to cop out and disappear till the heat is off. You remember his DIVERTICULITIS, and his TINNITUS, and his claim of having COVID-19, and his claim of having a BRAIN TUMOR, and his claim of having LEUKEMIA. Well, what is it NOW, Hansy Pansy? 

Notice that Hansy Pansy always gives himself an out? No matter how DIRE his latest LIE is, he will tell you that he'll be ba-a-a-a-ck. Today's LIE is that it's his HEART. Oh dear dear dear, he's invented a heart condition that will conveniently keep him away for just a week or so. Before he goes (not dies, just hides in his Badhoevedorp boredom-row house on GOVERNMENT money) he'll upload Beatles crap for NICE PEOPLE and then waddle over to the hospital:

Got that? WILSUN, who insisted his real name was WILSON, now admits he's HANS, and now it's off to the new lie: he needs an ANGIOPLASTY. No, no, he needs a HANS-HANDS-PLASTY...his fucking lying hands glued together so he can't pester people with his childish games anymore.

Now let's look back on a few of the NICE MAN's parting shots. There are SO many, let's just PICK TWO. Here are some fine examples of how Mr. Sweetie can turn and how his true, nasty, ugly, vindictive, nasty self. This one, from one of his endless BLOGS, directed at the shoutbox: 

And lastly, here's one of his dozens upon dozens of FAREWELLS (almost all with a sad, sad sunset picture) in which he declares that he can't listen to music, his health is bad, people are mean to him, and so he's NEVER COMING BACK.

Oh well. A useless boring jerk who has been a liar and a thief all his life, a total incompetent who could never hold a job for long, now a dull game-playing juvenile delinquent who is over 75...it's TOO LATE to say "GET A LIFE HANS." Besides, as he's said on so many blogs, he's ready to kill himself, ready for that operation to fail and his heart or his brainstem stops or....ready to COME BACK in a little while and keep being a useless overgrown brat.

 

Ha ha HANSY PANSY, the BIGGEST FATTEST LIAR ON THE INTERNET

Notice how Demented Devente feebly answers his critics by saying everything posted about him is just a lie? 

So here he is, crawling back into Zinhof's shoutbox when he said he'd NEVER return, and LYING about who he REALLY is. Yes, Hansy Pansy caught in yet another pathetic Little Boy Lie.

Oooh ooh, he's NOT "HANS" Devente (aka Sake Johannes DeVente...his "Hans Devente" name being a constant lie all these years). He's WILSON. Not the dreaded "HANSZUN." He told everyone in the shoutbox the truth, right:

He's got his wish. He's ba-a-a-a-a-ck causing chaos and clutter, and being THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. The schizoid Man/Woman (remember him as BETH and LEGS etc. etc.) seems to want everyone to boycott the shoutbox and stop competing with his crap downloads. 

Is that the goal for this pathetic old limpdick who is obsessed with annoying everyone at the shoutbox he was once ruling? Who really knows. Maybe he is so insane from his brain cells rotting, and his "exploded brain stem," and being on life support in the hospital all the time, and having diverticulitis, and suffering from coronavirus but being cured within a few days, and oh yes, the TINNITUS....he has no idea what the fuck he's doing. All he knows is he can be a pest in a shoutbox and get new identities all the time, and maybe get David and a few others to walk away so HE can be QUEEN again. 

....a jerk with a 15 year record of deletions, distractions, hacking of forums, LYING,  calling black people like Miles Davis "SHIT" and Simon and Garfunkel merely "two Jewish boys" and hating women. Lies? Check some of the older blogs about "HANS" like HANSZUNSHUN, and see that he's been obnoxious all along.

He invented the hate blog. He invented bullying. He called himself BLOGFATHER and AYATOLLAH. He asked his dopey "fans" to find out information on his "enemies" and "GET THEM." He posted contact information on anyone his paranoid fantasies considered a rival. He's one dizzy demented old limp dick, who half the time will LIE can tell people "I lived in Palm Springs for 30 years." No, he's been on the government teat living in a dry, boring rowhouse with an attic full of John Deere toys and DVDs the "poor man" somehow bought and never bothered to watch. ("Will some kind person pay attention to me, and upload MORE crap that I really don't need or want...I want ATTENTION.") 

What about "HANS" getting fired on his birthday by SONY? He mentioned it on several blogs, and gosh, what a surprise. Was it because he was too incompetent to even be a janitor? Was it because he hoodwinked Andy Partridge of XTC and some dope from TALKING HEADS into letting him tag along everywhere and pretend that he could get them international deals in return?  

Hans DeVente was crazy before he was even "THE BLOGFATHER." He got on Usenet back around 2006 and quickly began to bully and insult people. He was using his SONY email address to make himself seem important. He was pulling the cunning stunt of yelling and screaming at people and demanding favors, and then mewling an apology when it seemed he was going to be suspended. 

"One of those days..." that's been going on forever, with hundreds of blogs and aliases and a ton of LIES.  Sprinkled in, there's always been hypocrticial sanctimonious words of wisdom from the Great Man, like THIS but of profundity, posted when he got his first blog and began to scream "MY BLOG CAN BEAT YOUR BLOG." 

People wonder why SONY fired "HANS" DeVente? Really? He was using the company's e-mail for monkey business on the Internet. This included fighting and cursing at other Usenet people, and embarrassingly calling himself "The Mad Taper" while using SONY credentials to get free tickets and then BOOTLEGGING the shows. It got back to SONY that "HANS" was inviting himself into the offices of publicists and managers and then STEALING records. (There was a blog post where "HANS" admitted he grabbed a then-rare Phil Spector Christmas album "with my thieving hands" and stowed it in his backpack!). He'd go backstage and eat the band's food and invite himself to tag along to post-show parties...confident that saying he worked for SONY would be enough to fool everyone into thinking he was important. 

FIRED. OUT. DON'T COME BACK WITH A FAKE NAME. YOU ARE A LIAR AND A CREEP. Somehow, nobody at SONY came to his defense saying "Hans is misunderstood," or "Hans is a good egg." Or "Stealing, mooching free dinners, conning artists into thinking he's important, lying to get free tickets...it's ALL good. I can't believe he did anything WRONG." 

 This is the shameless liar who tells the world his wife "fell downstairs" (every other month) and posted links to his endless "suicide blogs" where he alarmed the very few people who thought he was a "good egg" by declaring that if nobody heard anything in a few days, it was because he KILLED HIMSELF. But why go on telling the truth when this idiot can waltz into a shoutbox, claim he's WILSON, and that everybody LIES about him for no reason at all. He's such an innocent little boy. Girl. Whatever. 

Does Zinhof run the shoutbox or does "WILSUN?" 

"HANS" DeVente -- STILL DEMENTED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS -- 7 days semi-hidden as WILSUN and he's b-a-a-a-ck with more clutter and chaos

 

How long before Hansy Pansy the Drama Queen began acting up with his new fake name? 7 Days. That was all he could stand. First game? Pretending he's not Hans and getting offended when people notice he's posting the same CRAP all over again:

Yes, it's LET'S START AN ARGUMENT, LET'S CALL ATTENTION TO MYSELF "HANS." Zinhof's shoutbox was running too smoothly for 7 days, and despite the obvious garbage downloads as WIlSUN, and the give-away that it's HANSZUN, he had to start fighting and fretting again. 

One of his favorite games to make people forget he's an obnoxious liar, a nasty bastard, the inventor of hate blogs, the "Ayatollah" and 'Blogfather" and Mr. "My way or the Highway," is to become the schizoid drag queen ready to offer anything to anybody greedy and stupid and immoral enough to STILL want to give him the attention he craves. 

"I WILL DO IT FOR YOU!" says Drag Queen Hansy Pansy. 

The only problem is that "HANS" is a sado-masochist, and a hateful creep, so as soon as one moron starts drooling, "I will do it for you" can be a day, two days, or NEVER Or, "my way or the highway," which is wait until he's good and ready. He can never have enough attention, and once people start asking for things, he brushes them off with the lamest excuses: 

Yeah, what a "good egg," what a "nice guy." This limp dick old nutjob lies in bed with his iphone reading posts, JUST to tell people he's too lazy to download something and do a favor?

You can bet if there was something he wanted to download (despite his TINNITUS) he'd be downloading it and giggling like a schoolgirl. But doing favors for people who don't say THANK YOU enough, well, "in bed already." Wait. 

Speaking of TINNITUS, back in 2018 he declared he was 75 on this Dutch tinnitus website. Now he's claiming, years later, that he's JUST turning 75? Awww, he wants "Happy Birthday" wishes, huh? But Hansy will tell you the blogs about him are all LIES, and he NEVER lies. 

Here, he claims that his tinnitus sounds like a "whistling tea kettle." A minor complaint, but drama queen Hans has cried, over and over, about being unable to listen to music anymore, and he merely comes by to offer downloads to people. (A day later he forgets this big lie, and asks "will some kind person help me save iTunes Euros and upload....")

Maybe for his alleged 75th Birthday some "kind person" will give him a gift certificate to a Badhoevedorp dress and lingerie shop. Don't you get the idea that "HANS" sits around in pretty bad drag as he drools over Brian Wilson music and "soft" jazz and anything that has to do with shitty music sung by cowboys? 

"HANS" has always been a nasty bastard...stealing records out of pubicists' offices, lying about his position at SONY in order to get free tickets, then lying to a few drug-addicted retards from XTC and Talking Heads so they'd let him hang around. Oh sure, "HANS" is the A&R guy, and he'll make one-hit wonders and no-hit wonders superstars in Holland. Ha ha Hansy Pansy! 

He's only gotten worse but maybe part of the blame is that he's always falling downstairs, getting mysterious diseases, and smacking his noggin into windshields. Any time he bleeds, he makes up a story to BORE the hell out of the shoutbox. Remember this one? 

Maybe some people want him back because of his INCREDIBLE wit and sense of humor:

"all my posts are guaranteed crap free,and dont need bandages." 

Ah yes, English is a Third language. Or make that TURD language. He just LOVES to clutter the shoutbox with this drivel. 

Now and then a bottom feeder will ignore the obnoxiousness of Hansy's behavior, and how he's started all over with a new alias, because...because.....uh....because...

Just one of those creeps who drops by to download and NEVER posts an upload. Just another idiot who wants to do something nice for Hansy. Yeah, Hansy, who has teased his "wall of tapes" for over a decade without EVER downloading anything except XTC shit and Talking Heads fag-crap.

There's always some dummy who'd sell his soul to the devil for FLAC downloads from Hansy....either for stuff ANYBODY can find EVERYWHERE, or junk that the drooling downloader simply wants because downloading is such a great game while LISTENING to any of it is too darn difficult, ay?  There's always a Neville Chamberlain ready to make a deal with Hitler, or a Dubya telling the world that 'Pooty-Poot" is a swell guy. Just tremble like Dorothy in front of the Wizard of OZ, ask politely, and maybe you won't get "i'm in bed" or "i'll see what I can do" or get ignored completely. 

"Good morning good sir." 

Or Madam. Listen, if you want a shrill pig being idiotic, just download "The Muppet Show" from some "kind person" and stop sniffing around Hansy's gouda-and-cum-dropping hairy asshole.

A bigger question to ask limp dick Senile Hans, is why Zinhof, who barely ever writes anything because he can't speak English, keeps this idiot around. What hold does Limp Dick Wilsun have over the Croatian Scrotum? "I'll tell everyone you haunt forums as ECwashere stealing posts, then upping them as your own, with stolen discriptions from All Music..." Nah, that wouldn't be it. It might be something far more nefarious. Or, nay, fairy-ous.

Hanzie Hitler declared, as Hanszun, "BLOGGING SAVED MY LIFE!" Yes, by turning an obscure Dutch blob of cheese into "The Blogfather," deleting the competition, raging at any comments or suggestions ("I hope you die of AIDS with EBOLA") and screaming for his brown-shirted fans to find the address and phone number of totally innocent and harmless people (Spike Priggen, anyone?) and "GET HIM." 

When all else fails, Little Boy Hans plays dead. Aww, too bad "it's only a play." There have been dozens of posts like THIS one:

Poor Hansy. A few people are so glad he keeps coming back.

"Is Hans Stlll On Here??????????"

 

What a question!

Of course, of course. It might explain a deletion or two, or the other game he likes, which is bringing a file out in the open (another shoutbox, for example) where he can get credit for 100's of downloads till it's deleted. 

O.S.S. (Old, Smelly & Stupid) is trying to keep it on the downlow. Like his gay porn interests. He's actually gone AN ENTIRE WEEK without mentioning tinnitus, telling the world he can steal anything GREEN has to offer, or that he wants "some kind soul" to help him get music he'll never bother listening to, but just wants to see if anyone will pay attention to him. Her. It. Such a coquette.

Anyone familiar with his very first idiot blog alias, HANSZUN (talk about narcissistic egomania... he was THE SUN) has already found his new spell-fail alias. Anyone who knows the one California singer/songwriter/mental case Hansy would most want to suck off, also has noted the quiet arrival of the new alias. Hansy also isn't exactly subtle about posting a link to about 3 dozen of the most useless crappy country-manure albums nobody would ever want to hear. 

Let's see how long he can STAND to be just another person posting in Zinhof's shoutbox and NOT making a scene or carrying on or (gasp) lighting up his latest fake name with: "link is on my NEW BLOG."

OLD WOMAN "HANS" DEMENTED DEVENTE -- LIES and LIES and LIES

 

As the bored and disgusted members of Zinhof's shoutbox know by now, OLD WOMAN "HANS" DEVENTE traps herself in her own LIES.

The old twat can't stop her DRAMA QUEEN antics. A few days ago, she gave out with another of her usual huffy dowager demands — that everyone APOLOGIZE to her or they don't get her stale GOODIES. She'd just "LURK." 

The only thing RIGHT about this idiotic post is "I don't belong here." No, you ugly, blubber-lipped link-deleting psychotic, you don't belong ANYWHERE but SIX FEET UNDER. And how often have you threatened to kill yourself and NOT DONE IT? Awwww, what a TEASE.

Yes, OLD WOMAN' HANS" didn't just "lurk" at all. Instead, the crazy bag posted more whining and more pointless boasts and lies. And, oh yes, used the shoutbox for personal messages to the VERY few idiots too stupid, too desperate, and too morally bankrupt to join the rest in ignoring the asshole. Like, oh, what's the name, Skyjunk? Skinose? Scumbag? Jump out of a fucking window and take HANS with you?

Who else pulls this shit? Who else is such a drama queen? And more importantly who else "lurks" by showing up every day and sending in deletion requests on HER enemies? 

Through it all, "HANS" the liar continues to LIE and LIE and LIE, and then huff that other people are lying. Nope, every screen grab here is the sad TRUTH about this lonely degenerate lunatic fat-assed androgyne slob, who has no children and is getting mighty short on brain cells. 

The hat-trick. Although a DUNCE CAP is the only hat that the Bozo from Badhoevedorp should wear, he's done it...THREE sets of lies in THREE posts.

First one: "no more for now." Yeah? In the very next sentence, "but who knows....when asked friendly..." Sure, be FRIENDLY to "HANZIE HITLER" who you all know by now was the inventor of hate blogs, hacked forums, published private photos and contact information, called himself BLOGFATHER, left comment on his blogs like "I hope you die of AIDS with EBOLA," kept screaming "my way or the highway," and all the while sent in deletions on his rivals. A history of paranoia that goes back 15 years, he was a nutjob back when he was actually using his SONY EMAIL ADDRESS on social media to make demands in newsgroups. 

The fact...THE FACT is...that at least a dozen or more of his ardent haters, are people who befriended him and defended him...only to discover him to be, as everyone warned, a dangerously DEMENTED and childish and paranoid sociopathic old twat. Over THREE DOZEN people joined a forum to pool their information on this menace, and to get him to STOP being NUTS.

He was invited to join, and he did. He was asked about his hate blogs, his hacking, and all the rest of it, and what his defense was. What did he do? He answered every question by either posting paragraphs from HARRY POTTER novels, or simply answering:  "HA HA HO HO HEE HEE" over and over. No lie. The LIES are from OLD WOMAN "HANS." 

In POST #2 the LYING DUTCHMAN says "I can't listen anymore...." Really? Practically every other post in the SHOUTBOX from this attention-seeker is "if some kind person would give me..." and "I am looking for the complete Satie..." and "if someone would help, this album would cost me 10 Euros on iTunes..."  Caught in his own LIES. Again. HE wrote these posts. HE LIES.

Completing the TRIFECTA of TRIPE, in POST #3, the LIAR says: "I will be 75..." have you heard THAT before? He's said it over and over for the past two years. He declared it on a Dutch tinnitus website TWO YEARS AGO. Caught in lies about his own age? Of course. He is a pathological liar. Screencaps from the Dutch tinnitus website show him claiming to be 75. So how OLD is he? He is as OLD as rancid EDAM CHEESE.

The tragedy is that if Hans is 75 or 77 age-wise, mentally, he's 7. (Or do you want to see Hansy Pansy, in shorts and a little boy haircut, sitting on that JOHN DEERE TRACTOR again, like a brat riding a toy pony?) 

(In between being REALHANS and tin and HANSDEVENTE, there was "NEW USER" who didn't fool anyone. At least THIS idiot alias and transparent bit of insanity was good for a laugh. HANSY of course thought he'd get away with it, but "NEW USER" disappeared like a turd down the toilet:) 

 Just another waste of time and space in the Shoutbox. Getting back to the previous WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE....

ALSO in POST#3 is his lie about giving up his RAPIDGATOR account. No, Hansy Pansy will never do that, because he loves fucking over his rivals, like "GREEN," by stealing their Rapidgator links, and re-upping as 10 day "my way or the highway" posts. Why does he backstab "GREEN?" For the same reason he did it to every blogger he was jealous of, going back to CHOCOREVE. It's the same reason he deletes certain people in the shoutbox.  His obsession with stealing posts from others, and pointing out how people like "GREEN" are bad, but HE is good, means he will always have a RAPIDGATOR account.

 The old bastard can afford it. He pretends to be "a poor man," but he has the latest MAC computer and the latest PC computer and has bragged about it with photos on some of his
"now it's here now it's gone" blogs. He's also bragged about having 100 TB of external drives. 

"A poor man?" No. A liar, ALWAYS. One of his favorite lies, under his REALHANS and TIN and other identities is: "I lived in Palm Springs for 30 years." No, he's been in flat, boring HOLLAND all his very unnatural life. He's so delusional he doesn't know fact from fiction anymore. All he knows how to do is disrupt the shoutbox, delete files, and act like his old garbage is so valuable little jerkoffs like Brazilian Waxed JOAO kiss his ass in private (well, NOT SO PRIVATE emails).  Perhaps someone who can actually PIG OUT on the soft, smelly slop-music that "HANS" posts should change his shoutbox name to Styhump.

Styhump and JOAOrkoff might might be hoping to inherit the DYING Hansy's two computers and 100 TB external drives loaded with "Neil Old" and "those Jewish Boys" Simon and Garfunkel, and the "shit" from Miles Davis (just to mention three examples of Hansy being nasty and disrespectful to the musicians). They might actually a complete collection of crap-quality bootlegs on the awful "Talking Heads" (HANS must love the idea of a "PSYCHO KILLER"). If anything will produce tinnitus, THAT would. 

They might actually believe some of the garbage "HANS" spewed when he was "tin" on the shoutbox, and declaring he wasn't "HANS" but had been in touch with "HANS" and "HANS" was not coming back. As "TIN" the idiot insisted, yet again, "I lived in Palm Springs for 30 years" and then sprang a BRAND NEW DYING ANGLE on everyone: 

That was a "good un" as Hank Williams would say. "HANS" at least learned not to claim he was going to die any time soon, as he did when he PRETENDED to have COVID-19 and LIED. 

Here, his leukemia conveniently isn't going to kill him right away, but hey everyone, nuzzle closer to his cheesy asshole and whisper "Please, can I have your external drive collection," and be SURE to ask NICELY. Here's the photo from one of his zillion bloggy-poos: 

 

Yes, some might remember that "DYING HANS" posted about giving away his music last year, and the year before.  An oldie but a mouldy, that's HANSY.  So is his habit of picking fights with people and using GAY PORN as a weapon.

Still, one or two idiots think he's a NICE guy, despite showing up in the shoutbox with dozens of aliases, mouthing off at others,  putting conditions on his posts ("10 days ONLY") and making people go to his idiot blogs to get links instead of posting them in the shoutbox like everyone else. Oh...and the gay porn...let's NOT go there...

Yes, he posted a few times with this kind of thing, usually with a LINK to a shocking gay porn photo. 

Let's ignore the fights the TIN man started the moment he arrived. (The guy who lived for 30 years in Palm Springs and declared he was not REALHANS until  a few days later he forgot to keep lying, and went back to babbling about his computers and Talking Heads and XTC and the rest of the boring shit. Doubt that Hans would betray his friends by making blogs with their pictures and contact information and declaring them evil? The post above just shows you (if you have a brain) what kind of a nasty brat this old queen is.

On and on he goes, declaring he has TINNITUS and he is TOO POOR to have A MAC, A PC and A FULL SET OF 100TB music...and posting YET AGAIN TO GET ATTENTION, a pointless request for music. What IDIOT would fall for this, or care about this rancid old Dutch liar and lunatic? Poor Hansy, he doesn't have tinnitus after all, and he's too cheap to buy music on iTunes, blah blah blah: 

Aw, isn't that adorable? Maybe Styhump will want to move to Badhoevedorp, and help change Hansy's diapers, get him into his best drama queen "drag" when he's online, and bend over for an hour while LimpDick Hans tries to rub and hump some male butt.

"Can somebody help me," is the familiar whine. He's SO POOR. That's why he has a Rapidgator account. And how many of you out there have not ONE but TWO brand new computers? HANSY has not been shy in showing them off:

His brain-damaged old wife keeps the place nice and tidy. Rent? Do you think they pay RENT? Hansy has bragged about "living off the government teat" ever since he got online. But he cries that he needs Satie music to add to his 100TB collection, and he's too much of a cheap Dutch Douche to buy it...and some drooling imbecile rushes to wipe his ass and arrange for that free upload MR. TINNITUS can suddenly hear perfectly clear.

Most ignore OLD WOMAN "HANS" by now. The ones who are dumb enough to believe anything he does, or so desperate to get an entire discography on Hank Williams, will get what they really deserve...that day when they are outed by paranoid Hans with their private information thrown all over the Internet because HE wants an APOLOGY or HE didn't get enough THANKS. 

But go ahead, believe OLD WOMAN "HANS" when he insists he was "asked" to come back and be a pain in the ass with his dumb, repetitive games, tricks, and attention-sucking antics. Ending where the post began, some words from the BRAT that bear repeating: 

Nobody needs music bad enough to lick HANSY's dirty Dutch ass, but jerks like Scumjump and JOAO are apparently not only brainless cretins, but stupid homosexuals as well. SUCK till the gunk hits you right between the eyes, gentlemen. HANSY's reputation for backstabbing goes back FIFTEEN YEARS.

HOLY CRAP...and OH DEERE... "HANS DEVENTE" Peter Pan Putz - THE CREEP WHO NEVER GREW UP

 

"Seems like the blogger has a serious mental problem...." 

Hmmm. Bob must be referring to one of Hansy Pansy's blogs. That's where Hans has displayed his mental illnesses, in the form of fake suicide threats, fake illnesses, music stolen from other bloggers, and inane attention-seeking nonsense. 

HOLY CRAP (now there's an adult expression), how would YOU characterize someone who has made and discarded up to four different blogs in a single day? This is only a PARTIAL LIST of Hansy Pansy's blogs (and it doesn't list all the FAKE NAMES he's used in Zinhof's shoutbox).

Oh, all right, let's just mention the latest. TIN. How do you characterize somebody who is such a child, such an obvious fool, that he thinks people can't figure out TIN is just HANS again? 

Ha ha ho ho hee hee. Talking to himself? A bit schizoid, no? How about a few months ago when he invaded Zinhof with different FEMALE aliases? 

Funny, it didn't take long for TIN to behave just like Hans, and start telling outrageous lies: \

It didn't take TIN long to start feuding and calling attention to himself and disrupting everyone else with his sickening PORN posts and his threats: 

Yes, he posted surprise PORN on one of his endless blogs, then blew up the blog. But Mr. Childish was not done, and was ready to make another blog full of FAKE pictures of somebody he's never met:

Yeah, PETER PAN wants an apology. Oh. "TIN" wants an apology. And remember, he's NOT REAL HANS, because "I talked to REALHANS and he has retired from posting." 

Right, right. You mean REALHANS didn't die of the COVID he claimed he had? Or his exploded brainstem? Or his latest illness, leukemia? 

The man has been ackowledged, by an ENTIRE forum, by a whole bunch of ADMINS, and by Zinhof Shoutboxers who gave up and ignored him, to be the most sadly psychotic and egomaniacal childish LOSER ever to soil the Internet. 

His hate blogs (he invented them) and his deletions and all the rest of his games can be found detailed on many blogs, but for those who may think that having a blog or two is "SICK," what DO you say about THIS list, which is just SOME of HANSY PANSY's created and deleted blogs?

myextremetinnitus

ehefem.blogspot.com 
thextcshow.blogspot.com  
talkingheadsshow

johndeerepavillion 

320formyiphone.blogspot.com 
onamortalcoil  
palmspringsrainbow 

hillrombed 
tourdehans 

itsablewnog
 linksforfriendsonly 
youreheretodayandgonetomorrow

thevanishingusa 
tokyocitypop.blogspot 
thenewabnormal
livingsixfeetapart 
otonowadesu 

 
mylostandfounddiscs
japansemuziek.
kankyoongaku
onceihadasecretblog  
myamazonrecords 
kreatenieuwblog 
endiscomingsoon  
twennietwennie  
kollektions
itsnothingbuthits
itstartswithnumberone
hansdeventer
powwrpop  

 
hanzliszt
thehansbackup
ahefem
adultorientedradio 
aorcity
theaorheaven
shoutboxcompanion
homeofthedeleter
bornin46
welcometowhateverusa
thehansbackup 
ntspprtdblg
thisblogadressisnotsupported
itsdecemberagain 
hinzof

 
sevendaysand 
justclickmylinks
justclickmyname 
dougnotdoug
dougeatdoug 
dougsdelite
theleftlinks
theshieldposts
itshansdevente
amazun
thisisamazun 
wokeuptoahappydeath 
remasteredforitunes
mytwintowersite
hanszun
hereismynewblogaddress
thisisjustanotherblogspotcom
blogthismotherfucker
tolivewithoutmymusic
champaloux 

thezunwillrise
sunshineandsoftpop
onbloggersince2008 
cometothesunshine
blazefoley 
turnonafriend 
wetransfers 
02hdv9.blogspot

thehanss 
thenoiseinmyear
wallmart
seasideboys
noiseson
september2005
thefinalrestingplace
fromtheatticsofmylife 
rockastoria
hereisthegreyghost
blochspotdot
japanesealbums

pardonia
hungryfreaksdaddy
blogfathers
forumoffear
stairwaytobeerfarts
secretzunshinesociety
deeveeorg
calscountrycorner
yourprez

baztimemusic
equalshare
the24hoursblog
thatwasonlyyesterday
groobyflab-liesandhalftruths
ihatealexanere
deeveecom
notno
thebestdamnblogintheworld
hanszunblog
bestbossablog
thisistheoriginal
thisistheworldwideweb
33and1third

heretodaybutgonetomorrow
smoothjazz
psychedelicmushrooms
abbatozappa
feelgoodharmony
closeharmonies
voicesandinstruments
twentyfourandseven
thehistoryofdance
iguessijustwasntmadeforthesetimes
avisitorfromthepast
curtboetcher

thisistheworldwideweb
earthlightsfromspace
voicesandinstruments
ak-sar-ben
thehanszunappreciationsociety
equalshare
groovyflab-liesandhalftruths
newgroovyfab
koningfmjustcountry
lastpictureblog
thelonelysurferboy
thatwasonlyyesterday
mytravelslides
wheniam64
suncitizens 

zzzzzzzz. You wanted MORE of this? The main reason there are so many blogs outing HANS is that he's done so much damage, been a "deleter" and threatened other people. He posted personal information on people who did NOTHING to him except have blogs or posts that made him jealous. He posted personal information on his FRIENDS, ones who emailed with him, gave him music, and even defended him as being "harmless" or "misunderstood." He used their pictures and the addresses they used to mail with him, to DESTROY THEM and make them hide and stay off the Internet.

Several ADMINS claimed he was "harmless" and couldn't "believe" all the stories about him...until he wrecked their forums with his multiple identities and deletions. 

Some have tried to "understand" the poor loser, but listen, not EVERYBODY with a bad childhood stays a CHILD. HANS has. 

OH DEERE...look who MUMMY/WIFE took a picture of? Little Boy Hans with his little boy haircut, and his little boy short pants, and his big fat belly from eating cake and candy, clamboring onto a JOHN DEERE tractor!

Ever wonder why HANS sports that pubic hair beard? He's had it all his life, because without it, he'd really look like a child, a fat spoiled baby. Someone with a "beard" for a wife, who has posted blogs with gay porn on them,  and made no secret of his craving for cowboys, and beach boys, and handsome guys posing on their God-awful disco albums. He's NEVER posted about WOMEN. He loves MERLE "Hagrid" not Tammy Wynette, DEAR FRIENDS. He uses Zinhof's shoutbox to find boyfriends like JOAO and to antagonize with gay porn. 

Now let's take a peek into Hansy Pansy Peter Pan's attic. Yes, in the home he has thanks to "the government teat" where this "poor man" can't afford anything, he has a SHRINE filled with JOHN DEERE toys. And you wonder why he acts so childish, and tells such lies, and throws tantrums and insults in a shoutbox??

Hans is always crying about "I am a poor man" and he has begged people to upload a SINGLE SONG because "iTunes wants to charge me 1 Euro for it. (He forgot, doesn't his tinnitus prevent him from enjoying music anymore? Little boys should know that only gullibles fall for his LIES). 

Say, shouldn't TIN, who boasted about living in the most expensive part of Cal-E-Fornia, PALM SPRINGS, have enough money to afford ONE EURO for an iTunes song. Oh, never mind, he's SUCH a good guy, and he NEVER causes trouble or lies for the sheer attention of it....

Hans can't even spell PAVILLION:

The only surprise is that Peter Pan hasn't claimed that he has a home in MOLINE and has visited the Pavillion every week and "the owners are very good friends of me, and let me sing trucker songs every saturday night." 

Speaking of spelling, one of Hansy's very few apologists snickered about a blog post about Hans that he claimed had a spelling error: 

Sadly, when you spend too much time reading Hansy Pansy - Beth - Unit- Hans - REALHANS- Tin posts,  it affects your brain, and you forget how to spell. "the writer spelt "ageing" wrong!!"

Hmmm. Isn't spelt a type of wheat? Maybe this person has a yeast infection of the brain, and should go to the same hospital where Hansy Pansy Peter Pan was treated for Covid-19 and Leukemia. 

Some words can be spelt (or SPELLED) two different ways. Or is this Photoshopped? Go check AGEING with the UNITED NATIONS: 

AGEING is something the 75+ Hansy Pansy's body is doing, but his brain is still that of a sad, 8 year-old liar-loser. Believe it or not. Like his fake Covid-19 and his zillion blogs and hundreds of fake shoutbox names and his current whining about tinnitus (and being unable to enjoy music anymore while still making coy requests for downloads). Don't forget his claim to have leukemia. He'll say and do anything. He's stormed out of the shoutbox one day vowing ever to return, and come back the next with a new name. He's screamed "if you don't want me here, I'll leave" and then "The only person who can do anything about me is Zinhof." How sad, having this 8-year old in an old man's body being such a pathetic creep. The best thing is to ignore him, and to do that, you need to check some blogs to read the TRUTH about him that some 40 people in a forum about him know, and that another 40 in the shoutbox know. But some people would rather be like the Trumpers, huh? The Neo-Nazis, right? The followers of Koresh or Jim Jones, right? They'd rather get taken down along with their crazed leader.