Wednesday, February 12, 2020

SUBMISSIVE HANS DE VENTE loves to DRESS UP AS A MAID

Zzzz...what's going on with the boring limp-dick old Dutch maid, "Hans" De Vente? 

Sake Johannes De Vente got a lovely new MAIDS OUTFIT to wear --- sends out pix to his greasy little boyfriends like Joao, and ALWAYS wears it when exchanging favors.



Joanna is SO desperate for men to pay attention to him. Bribing with downloads rarely works, though.  Maid De Vente instantly offers to do ANYTHING for ANY GUY: 




"ll do it" cries the Ugly Dutch Maid. Poor thing. People might download some of his lame crap (Stephen Bishop? Jim Brinkman? Stale old Hank Williams music everyone already owns?). Demented De Vente rarely gets a "thank you." 

Most everyone tries to ignore this pathetic Alzheimers asshole who can't even upload anything right:




Now that De Vente is so obviously a toothless, limp-dick old fart, losing brain cells every day, he's ignored even more. People are just glad when he's not being an obnoxious racist (he hates blacks, just like his Nazi parents did) or lying about his wife falling downstairs, or his tinnitus or how he's DYING and the doctors can't help him, blah blah blah. 

Hannah Hanzie-Hitler The Maid still bleats out pathetic requests that are also ignored:



Why would anyone do a favor for a psycho like Hans De Vente, who has wished AIDS, ebola and cancer on people, cursed out everyone who ever asked a favor or even agreed with him, and who has constantly been such a pathological liar with his fake names and his Drama Queen games of declaring he's dying, or the FBI is after him, or "talking heads are friends of me." 

Hans De Vente with his ugly bloated lower lip, his blobby body, his limp dick, his saggy jowls, and his stupid face, is just an ever-decaying puddle of gouda-fat. He's garbage. His taste in music is gouda-fat, too. This nitwit girly-man simpers around sighing about dull NEW AGE droning garbage. Nobody wants to visit one of his numbnuts blogs where he offers THIS crap:





WITH FRIENDS LIKE HANS DE VENTE who needs ENEMIES?

Think about it: 

HANZIE HITLER actually LIKES the music of JIM BRICKMAN? He has a fucked up way of showing it, doesn't he?

Does he offer a few tracks and tell people to BUY? Of course not. He is STEALING from the MAN HE LOVES.

Is it any surprise that guys like ANDY PARTRIDGE hate this bastard so much? Hans De Vente has left a trail of malice, lies, betrayal and psychotic ranting everywhere he's gone. People dumb enough to think he "can't be that bad" find out...HE IS. 

Take a look above again.  If you are a FAN of JIM BRICKMAN, would you really STEAL ALL HIS MUSIC and throw it around just to get a nice comment? Just to get attention? You would if you were an immoral cheap backstabbing narcissitic mentally deranged Dutch monster like HANS DE VENTE.

JIM BRICKMAN found out about HANS and his thievery. He's put out this new album: 


HANS DE VENTE --  this is the guy who BRAGGED about how he used fake SONY NEDERLANDS credentials to score free concert tickets, and who went into a publicist's office and STOLE records "with my thieving hands." He admitted it like he was proud of it. Oh, that "Phil Spector Christmas" album that the publicist had on the shelf? STOLEN BY HANS DE VENTE. He's always been a thief. He's always been proud of being "Blogfather" and cursing at people and being an obnoxious asshole.
 
Since he posts such horrible garbage,  usually Demented De Vente doesn't even say what the FUCK the "goodies" are that he's just upchucked. He just posts MYSTERY links.   Anything for attention, Hannah will still try to get the GUYS to look at his "surprise" posts. Guess what. Nobody says "thanks" and nobody looks, because they know he has the SHITTIEST TASTE in music. In rock forums and rock shoutboxes, he's the asshole who constantly bleats about limp-dick Jim Brickman and Windham Hill garbage, and mewls about Hank and "HAG" and other country shit that people either already have or DO NOT WANT.

Look look, Hannah offers a "surprise." Zzzzzz




HOW...much does this idiot's brain resemble rotting GOUDA? Half his posts make no sense at all. He was babbling about HANK WILLIAMS music, crying that he couldn't find it. What a waste this loser is:


Uh, uh, "someone emust have kept it..." "...I have shared it many times" (Yeah, TOO many) "...the drive on which I copied it is now gone,can anybody help me" 

Then he flogs more Hank Williams. Anyone want it? Anyone say thanks? OF COURSE NOT, but The Drama Queen strikes again:


Sometimes Demented De Vente admits he is a thief, but says it in order to feud with some other uploader. Yes, THE DRAMA QUEEN STRIKES AGAIN:



People are so tired of this DRAMA QUEEN.

Since he and Zinhof are longtime Nazi party friends, and have a mutual hatred of Jews (and women, and blacks) Hanzie Hitler is tolerated. Barely. People simply ignore him. If they have to say anything, it's usual a curt one word reply.  No matter how much submissive Maid De Vente burbles or tries to wave a pair of knickers and sidle up to a guy, the guy is more likely to look away in revulsion.



Welcome. That's about as polite as it gets in dealing with a notorious psychopath, liar and deviant — the one who deletes links from his enemies and loves to cause trouble with accusations and threats.

People just wish this moron would drop dead already and leave it to boyfriend JOAO or some other idiot to give everyone the good news.

Zzzz. One of Hannah's games is to pretend to BUY music JUST to give it away to GUYS. The only problem is that this is a PATHOLOGICAL LIAR who will start sobbing a day later that he can't afford an iTunes single. Here he is, bragging (lying) that he belongs to the Smithsonian, but somehow he couldn't BUY music. ANYBODY WANT TO GIVE A PATHETIC GIRLY-MAN SOME? ANYBODY?



And so it goes, the same pathetic games from a limp-dick old fart who has always been insane, but is now getting more and more addled. He and his autistic moron wife can't even drive anymore because they are such a menace. PS, when they cause accidents they try to blame the other party and get money. No no, the GOVERNMENT TEAT lets them stay in that sterile row house in Badhoevedorp, but they are NOT successful with other lies and scams and twisted cheap Dutch games. What a senile, sad, grotesque monster. What a fool.