Zzzz. SO boring. SO predictable. SO witless.
Look at how 2020 (HANS) infects the site and a half hour later, logs out so hansdevente can log in:
Schizoid Hans (December 12) said he was not going to post anymore in 2020. So he became 2020 and began posting all sorts of crap. When 2020 logged out, pesty Hans logged in to cry about how he was only going to "lurk," how some of his links were expiring (so get it NOW I WILL NOT REUP) and do the usual boring, unwanted warnings and whinings for attention.
For a month, Joan Johanna Johannes De Vente, the Bozo of Badhoevedorp, primped and pranced and minced for attention, declaring h was not going to blog anymore. He even started a daily "COUNTDOWN" of boring crap he stole from other blogs, trying to get people to STAY TUNED for his daily dose of drivel. He wrote that this would be it, and in 2020 he'd have better things to do with his time. Ho ho ha ha hee hee.
Then he stopped the "COUNTDOWN" that everyone was ignoring, and announced he was leaving and would come BACK in 2020. Ever the senile idiot, he couldn't keep track of his lies.
Yes, back on December 12th he said "I will be back in 2020."
He continued to post constantly for another two weeks. NOBODY cared, except one or two of his own aliases saying "Thank you Hans for your great gifts." Maybe one of them was one of his boyfriends (like greasy gay cocksucker low-self-esteem loser Joao) using a new name. Another was Yourdon or Your DONG or whatever...pretending to care about Hansy Pansy's worthless uploads. After all, if you don't LIKE what Hans does and tell everyone how wonderful he is, he won't send you gay porn by email. (Remember when he showed a naked black guy in the shoutbox and people told him to stop?)
What confused, rotten gouda-brain HANS really meant by"I will be back in 2020" was actually "I will be back AS 2020."
What a "clever" alias. As usual he denies it's him. It's him. The old-man-smell is all over the posts of 2020. 2020, just like EVERY Hans alias, over-posts, can't keep away from THE BEACH BOYS, and goes on and on like some senile babbler in a nursing home.
Yes, the same dopey puns (English as a second language -- don't try puns if you can't really speak the language AT ALL.) The same boring shit everybody has ("the complete Beatles singles") and of course, crap NOBODY WANTS except a totally tasteless crap-loving anus-licking gay Dutchman like HANS DEVENTE. Oooh ooh, SOFT music from obscure but OH SO NICE looking GUYS.
Yes, another week, another alias, more cries for attention. More lies for attention.
More boring bullshit from the naggy faggy 7 year-old in a 73 year-old's crumbling old body, DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE.
A few weeks earlier, he was HANS DEVENTE with his weary RULES AND REGULATIONS for what he would up or not re-up, and his scolding warnings of links about to expire. NOBODY else ever does the tedious threatening, whining, cajoling, and attention-seeking clutter-posts HE does.
Here's more of the flailing, wheezing, PLEASE NOTICE ME crap from the bearded drag queen, the Dutch mental case, the most pathetic neurotic to ever lumber onto the Internet, HANS DEVENTE. Mr. Schizoid Man says he's a LURKER now, pretends not to know who 2020 is, and continues his frantic lies about never reposting anymore, never posting anymore, and on and on and on. He's on a treadmill to OBLIVION.
He's shunned. He's ignored except for a few retarded gay ass-lickers. He and his pathetic gay old partner in senility Zinhof might be too obscure and too pathetic for the law to bother with. But then again, they have both been around over 15 years, have committed grand larceny, and COULD spend their last days rotting in jail with. gasp. NO INTERNET.
"Blogging saved my life," Hans Devente mewled years ago.
No,
it WASTED HIS LIFE. The Little Fat Hairy Dutchboy (he has the same
dopey combed down haircut he had from 70 years ago) has NOTHING ELSE IN
HIS LIFE.
He sure can't quit his
Brokeback Croatian Mountain Daddy, his gay-porn-photo swap boyfriend
ZINHOF. He'll NEVER leave that cozy little shitbox. Shoutbox.
As
for his promise to SHUT his fucking blog, you know he'll start another
one in 2020 under his new alias (2020. He thinks he's CLEVER calling
himself 2020. What a gouda-brain).
How did the drama queen hypocrite spend the days leading up to CHRISTMAS?
First,
his INSANE "Christmas Countdown" where he vowed to offer a ton of shit
every day and then DISAPPEAR in 2020. He dropped that idea and instead
began to post the usual garbage, with the usual HYPE.
With
DEMENTED DEVENTE, anything he posts is THE GREATEST EVER, YOU WILL LOVE
THIS, YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS, THIS WILL MAKE YOU CRY etc. etc. etc.
Here, the Gay Gouda-Brain wets his knickers over an old Belmonts record.
THE
CRYING DUTCHMAN only wets himself over GUYS. How this patched load of
Holland Cheese Fat wishes he was an American standing on a streetcorner
with slim, attractive GUYS.
The best he
could do was make animal noises on a shitty XTC track, because he
pestered Andy Partridge so much. You can't even hear his pathetic
gurgling on that song, but he's been sobbing and screaming about how
FAMOUS he is because of THAT. What a LOSER.
What
else did HANSY PANSY do leading up to Christmas? Since he has no
friends in the real world, just a few gay boys to email, he didn't buy
presents for anyone. He's also too much of a cheap Dutchman to do that.
He only knows how to steal from other blogs and re-up.
Instead, Crocodile Tears Twat-face posted more garbage, and an OH SO SINCERE cry of "PEACE."
PEACE.
Right,
Shit-for-Brains Joan Johanna Johannas, Freak of a Thousand Aliases,
talk about the PEACE you gave to the forums you hacked, to the people
you threatened, to the way you called yourself BLOGFATHER and AYATOLLAH
and cursed everyone wishing them "AIDS WITH EBOLA."
Go
to the nearest record store to BADHOEVEDORP and tell them how
peacefully you hope they go out of business because you hate SONY, hate
RECORD STORES, and want attention and fame for stealing music that
swipes royalties from the artists and prevents decent people from making
a living selling music.
Selfish
obnoxious bearded baby? Of course. He's been a rotten shit-lump since he
was a kid. That's why his father beat him. Too bad his father didn't
beat him to death, saving the world from over 70 years of a total PAIN
IN THE ASS.
Here's BAD SANTA with NOTHING ELSE TO DO ON CHRISTMAS DAY but post THIS foul and boring PRESENT:
And HERE IT IS, what NOBODY was waiting for and what NOBODY wanted.
What would Jesus do? NOTHING that HANS DEVENTE does, that's for sure.
DEVENTE has been nothing but a fat bearded leech all his life, and he's spent the last 15 "on the government TEAT," living in a government row-house, and having nothing better to do than be destructive and obnoxious to get attention.
That's
demented HANS DEVENTE. He's senile, he's insane, he's a useless loser,
and he goes into 2020 with nothing better to do than call himself 2020
and continue to be a pathetic walking corpse.
Really, why update on boring "HANS" DeVente? We all know he's like a turd that won't flush.
He remains circling the drain, a sad, lonely, passive-aggressive jackass. He's worn the same little boy haircut since he was five, and he's STILL nothing but a ranting, wheedling, irritating BABY.
The holidays see adults sit at the big table, and the noisy, drooling brat sit at his own high chair. That's "HANS" DeVente in a forum. Everyone else behaves and HE bleats and whines and rants.
His latest game is an inane "COUNTDOWN" that nobody cares about. He decided that EVERY DAY he'd go into Daddy Zinhof's litterbox -- shoutbox -- and announcing 15 days left...14 days left...and post boring garbage everybody already has.
Since he's schizoid and insane, and English is a second language, he started all this by saying he was NOT going to post anymore "I will be back in 2020." You know he could NEVER QUIT HIS DEAR, DEAR BOYFRIEND ZINHOF? What else does "HANS" have in his worthless life?
Yes, typical "HANS." Sulking and vowing to go away. That was December 11th. He instantly began posting his moronic COUNTDOWN crap instead, desperate as always for some man to give him a compliment.
Here he is stomping his feet and jumping up and down: 12 DAYS TO GO! GET IT NOW OR IT WILL BE GONE! HURRY! Oooh ooh. Everybody else just posts their music without the DRAMA QUEEN dickless hysteria.
Oooh ooh, "HANS." Like nobody has Pink Floyd albums but YOU. YOU stole them from other bloggers who aren't assholes like YOU are and don't PLAY GAMES.
Here's more GAMES from HANSY PANSY. Known as "BAD SANTA," he doesn't GIVE without grumbling and making up rules. You want my links, kiddies, better hurry. Better not pout. Bad Santa will take them AWAY in 10 days.
Always blabbering, always making a fuss. "BAD SANTA" also likes to upload music with bugs in it and faults, so he can see if anyone downloaded and wants to BEG him to re-up with the real thing. Here's his "Gift" of a faulty Frank Zappa album everyone already has.
Spoiled Brat "HANS" (spoiled by Daddy ZINOFF who loves Hansy's gay porn and has even LESS of a life than "HANS" does) chooses when or IF to respond. He didn't bother to respond on why his Zappa post was defective, or why he wants to "countdown to 2020" and annoy everyone with his naggy Old Bag attention game.
He DOES like to CURSE and RAGE. What better way to celebrate Christmas than to start cursing at other people? He's a Tourettes Twat. A screaming child. An out-of-control lump of snot with hair all over it.
Anyone else curse? NO. Anyone else post stupid shit that bothers people? NO.
Here's more of "HANS" going off on a time-wasting space-wasting shit-storm of cursing and raging. "SHUT THE FUCK UP" is SO "Christmas" isn't it?
He went on his rant after posting "the allmanbrothres...I stole from green."
Witless dickless "HANS" started off with one of his OH SO CLEVER bits of English As a Second Language wordplay. HO HO HO. The Allman Brothers at the Filmore has to be decoded by everyone. "HANS" the wit calls it "ALL MAN FILL MORE."
Maybe he did that because that's what he likes so much somebody who is ALL MAN who can FILL MORE of his giant diverticulitis-festering ANUS.
Zzzzzz. No wonder almost everybody ignores the Rotted-Gouda-For-Brains cheap Dutch asshole. How CHEAP is this Dutchman?
Remember when he was boasting how he paid HUNDREDS of dollars for Japanese AOR garbage JUST to give away? And that WOODSTOCK boxed set? Here he is, the Cheap Dutchman who won't pay for a download from iTunes:
Cheap "HANS." Anything else? He's GAY too. "Nothing wrong with that," except he won't step out of the closet. He has no children, has a sexless marriage, married a brain-addled mostly-silent MOMMY WIFE who just scolds him like the five-year-old he is. He hates women, makes bad jokes about them, never posts FEMALE artists, loves his BEACH BOYS and handsome AOR jerks nobody ever heard of, and...LIBERACE.
"HANS" feels so LUCKY when he can flirt with some guy in the shoutbox. He can be SUCH a coquette, sitting in his Badhoevedorp government-subsidized sterile roadhouse, wear his drag, and daintily type out his requests. "anybody here has his christmas album."
And sure enough, YOUR DONG or whatever his name is, serves it right up. Too bad "HANS" like too many promiscuous bitchy queers turns on his gay friends after a while. Either they don't like this choices in gay porn or they get tired of his drag and his whines and his lies and his schizoid moods. And the games...the endless moronic GAMES.
Here's "HANS" refusing to be like everyone else, and be STRAIGHT, and post a link without trying to be "clever."
Here's HANS pretending he knows George Winston and Winston told him to post dreary "new age" garbage to people who don't want it:
He's bragged about owning every numb-nuts Windham Hill album ever made, but the coquette wants attention, so he coyly asks for more. Scarlett O'Hara in crinolines, sitting in a windmill, begging for MORE of Windham Hill because, fiddle-dee-dee, he's got TINNITIS and this is all he can listen to. Supposedly. Wait for the NEXT post and see what a fucking LIAR he is.
Poor five-year-old HANSY PANSY needs MORE soft, soft, limp, dickless WINDHAM HILL music. Except the next day he's crying about wanting jarring BONZO DOG BAND rock:
Lastly, yes, "HANS" is still up to his bombastic bullshit game of posting a MYSTERY link. He hypes the shit out of it, like gouda-stinking shit flopping out of his fat diverticulitis-pitted asshole. Oooh ooh everybody, have you heard THIS a zillion times from him? "THE BEST" C&W album ever, or "THE BEST" soft music album ever...and if you click on it, you realize: "HANS" is such a WASTE OF SPACE. He is such a loser. He is such a nobody. He is SO PATHETIC.
Do you need to know that this was a piece of shit from The Turd Brain of Badhoevedorp?
COUNTDOWN CONTINUES. He threatens to leave the shoutbox? Threatens to never up links. Threatens to go outside of his windmill and run away and hold his breath till his ugly blubber-lipped face turns blue?
YES, he's STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. And still BORING.
Is he REALLY going to FUCK OFF at the end of 2019. Every time he posts another of his brainless COUNTDOWN posts, he acts like it's THE END OF THE WORLD. Ha ha.
He warns everyone, with many a nasty remark, that they better get the GOODIES now, because soon it will be OVER. Hee hee.
Take a look at this typical GET ATTENTION whine-rant-bullshit load. HO HO HO:
Yeah. "grow up please"
Ho ho ho.
Amid his usual stale gifts of old Christmas garbage everybody has, HANSY PANSY, aka Sake Johannes DeVente aka SUCKY JOANNA DEVENTE, can't stop lying.
What a whopper:
Did he show any proof of this? Of course not. Periodically Hansy Pansy squeals for attention by claiming he got his fat hand caught in the cookie jar.
Once it was "Windham Hill sent me a cease and decist letter so I took the posts off."
Another was "THE FBI IS AFTER ME." Which didn't get him ANY attention from the weary people who read his garbage and wish he would just drop the fuck dead already.
The only BBC that Hans cares about is BIG BLACK COCK. He named himself BBC at one point, which was just Hansy Pansy giving himself away. He also called himself UNIT (he loves dick so much) and has used aliases such as MARIA over and over. He's so pathetic and obvious. His bad dick jokes, his hatred of women, his love of posting COWBOY and BEACH BOY music, and his posting of hunky "new age" guys that nobody ever heard of...it all is part of his sad, sad pathology.
Christmas is when HANSY PANSY hauls out his TOYS and displays them. For nobody. His moronic autistic Mommy-Wife has seen them. They have NO friends. He posts the photos to impress the strangers who don't really care whether he lives or dies.
The window is not viewed by anyone. He lives in a sterile, boring, government-funded rowhouse along with other fossils and zombies. It's a dead zone. Badhoevedorp is nowhere. The only people who vaguely pay attention to him are Nowhere Men who also live in obscure dull places that nobody cares about.
"AN EMPTY MAN IS FULL OF HIMSELF." Edward Abbey
Yes, HANS DEVENTE is FULL OF IT all right. Mr. "BLOGFATHER" the "HANSZUN" who actually thought he was the SUN. Except when he began calling himself AYATOLLAH and used one of his misguided pals to hack into a forum and insult everyone.
There he sits, the overgrown 8 year-old, acting like he's the president of John Deere. When the WTC towers fell, it was all about HIM: "I cried! I was there!" He gets a shabby autograph on a CD and declares "This is my treasure!" 15 years ago when other bloggers were telling him not to post entire discographies, he shouted back that they should die of "AIDS with EBOLA."
Now that he's a feeble, shabby, useless old man, it's still all about HIM. Anyone tired of his bullshit and his stale music and his constant distractions and lies, gets a snotty remark about how DADDY ZINHOF will come to the rescue:
That's gutless cowardly HANS DEVENTE, always hiding behind somebody. Always sobbing and playing the victim and looking for DADDY to save him....so he can do some other nasty spoiled-brat game.
What's he and Zinhof gonna do when they realize, too late, that operatives from BREIN or UNIVERSAL MUSIC or RIAA have documented their games? What happens when Zinhof realizes too late that the Croatian government will cooperate with the FBI or CIA or a big powerful record company lobbying for the old jerk's arrest?
Hans is a narcissist and a sado-masochist so he's probably waiting to show his filthy-looking pubic-bearded face to the photographers as he's led away in handcuffs from his sterile Badhoevedorp government-funded row house.
What a pair of useless old bores. All they did with their lives was commit grand larceny against musicians for their own sick, sad, lonely reasons. EMPTY MEN. Or are they even MEN anymore?
It doesn't take long for people to realize Demented HANS DE VENTE is a psycho. A liar. A maniac. An attention seeking DRAMA QUEEN.
An obnoxious pushy egomaniac.
A dirt-faced pathetic LOSER.
A big fat overstuffed DUD.
Check some other blogs. Google his name. It's all there. As soon as he got on the Internet he pushed people around, threw temper tantrums, AND SENT DEATH THREATS.
He hasn't apologized for any of that shit. "I am a GOOD MAN," he keeps whining Then he bribes people with stale music so they'll say something nice about him. Hey hey, Hans De Vente gave me a complete HANK WILLIAMS discography, like I couldn't find it anywhere else.
This monotonous moron is back to flogging his vague association with XTC over FORTY YEARS AGO.
He has the nerve to call it a "controversy." What "controversy?" Over whether he's lying or not?
"I AM PAINTED A FAT HANGER ON," he admits. That's what he gets for haunting FACEBOOK GROUPS trying to pretend he's anything other than a lying loser and an old Dutch windbag.
Yes, on his latest blog (#241?) he's puffing himself up as the eye of a controversy storm:
Christ is this old Dutchman a BORE.
FORTY YEARS AGO he was a janitor or something at SONY, stole credentials to get free records and tickets, GOT FIRED FOR IT, and he thinks he's important.
He'd LIE, LIE and LIE to every rock star who came into town, pretending that he was going to get them publicity, more money, big deals...whatever. When they found out he was FULL OF SHIT, they avoided him.
Frankly, they only TOLERATED HIM because they believed his LIES.
This jerk can't even write a complete sentence without laughable typos!
"andy and me became frieends, i have many tapes..."
"later he invited me another weeek..."
"i hav many letteres and xmas wishes..."
Did it take long for anyone with a BRAIN to realize this illiterate ugly fat slob was just a con man? Just a LIAR?
And yet what does this idiot do with in his retarded dotage, but continue to fret and pester and whine and boast...DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION.
He wants to call attention to a postcard he got from Andy Partridge OVER FORTY YEARS AGO.
How about...does Andy Partridge want anything to do with this ugly psycho loser NOW? OF COURSE NOT. He's not a senile retard in Croatia named Zinhof.
Is it a surprise that HANS HAS NO FRIENDS IN THE REAL WORLD? He has his wrinkled up addled Mommy-Wife, an autistic nitwit who liked the idea of having a BABY for a husband instead of a real man. Somebody she could MOMMY.
Otherwise, all he has are a few online pea-brains who wait for his next fart-load of COWBOY music and SOFT music and tinny bootlegs of irrelevant shows from FORTY YEARS AGO.
Yeah, here's a postcard. Whoopee. Hansy Pansy got a postcard at a time when Andy Partridge and his wife were being nice to somebody they THOUGHT could get them some European gigs or publicity.
OOOH OOH, a POSTCARD. There are thousands and thousands of XTC fans who have better memorabilia from Andy Partridge. The fact that this idiot flogs a FORTY YEAR OLD POSTCARD shows how empty this loser's life is.
He IS a nobody. He ISN'T EVEN A HAS BEEN.
In Zinhof's cramped little shitbox, he's once again calling attention to this XTC crap, in between flailing away about some garbage music nobody wants:
Once asked about Hans, Andy Partridge mildly replied that yeah, he heard of "HANS DE VENTE," unfortunately. Andy said Hans was like a big dumb drooling St. Bernard, tagging along everywhere. "We couldn't get rid of him."
Big stupid "HANS DE VENTE" wouldn't leave Andy alone, but since he was PRETENDING to be a big shot at SONY NEDERLANDS, Andy tolerated him. Pushy Hansy Pansy invited himself to recording gigs, and since he has a faggy whiny high voice, NO WAY did he SING on anything. All he did, on ONE track was make "animal noises" that nobody can even hear.
This is what HANS DEVENTE clings to, FORTY YEARS LATER as his great achievement in life.
PATHETIC?
He even admits he got on everyone's nerves. Here's his complete ill-written screed about XTC, which has made him loathed by all XTC fans. The only group of fans who despise DeVente more than XTC fans are Talking Heads fans. They've also been subjected to the Dutch Douche's endless boasting and self-absorbed egomania. This IS the guy who kept calling himself BLOGFATHER, screaming "my blog can beat your blog," and DELETING the music from all his rivals' blogs.
Note those lines:
"since then he has been hostile to me."
Let's repeat that, the way HANSY PANSY repeats his lies and lies and lies:
"since then he has been hostile to me."
"since then he has been hostile to me."
"since then he has been hostile to me."
"since then he has been hostile to me."
Yes, EVERYONE who has a BRAIN sooner or later hates demented HANS DEVENTE.
Check the blogs about him. Over a decade ago, when he was less senile and insane than he is now, he was STILL being an asshole. He was hated at USENET. Moderators at GroovyFab, DejaVu, It'sPsych and other forums gave him the benefit of the doubt, and then KICKED HIM OUT.
People feel sorry for the jerk, and can't believe that he's really as nasty, pushy, half-witted, misogynistic, antiSemitic or savagely obnoxious as people say.
Yeah?
To KNOW HIM IS TO LOATHE HIM.
