"Hans" De Vente aka The Fairy Blogfather, aka MISS SISSY FUSS - gets NO COMMENTS

Poor Hansy Pansy.

Even when the FAIRY BLOGFATHER posts 33 Donna Summer CDs (how GAY do you GET), he gets NO COMMENTS. Not a one.

That's because the 74 year-old limp dick is blogging while the REAL WORLD is torrenting. That's also because SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE is to music what COVID-19 is to health. Who wants to be anywhere near him? 

HANSY PANSY is MISS SISSY FUSS. He fusses with his sissy music. He keeps sighing and moaning over cowboys ("HAG" and "HANK") and beach boys (his beloved BRIAN). Sadly, like the MYTH of SISYPHUS, his real life SISSY FUSS keeps on with his boring uploads, which download to almost NOBODY, and which he UPLOADS again and again and again.

The same old shit. Even when he tries to leech from EXYSTENCE and steal and entire discography IT DOES NO GOOD. 

NOBODY CARES ABOUT "HANS" DE VENTE anymore. 

He drones on. The same ridiculous spelling errors. It's HEAR, Mr. Tinnitus-Fake, not HERE:

 
He drones on. The same ridiculous hype over dull garbage. You'll FALL FROM YOUR CHAIR listening to crap HE uploads? Ha ha ho ho hee hee, HANSY PANSY. 

He drones on. He posts "mystery" links nobody bothers to check. Everyone knows to expect SHIT if it's posted by "HANS" De Vente, the demented douchebag.

He drones on because he's an EGOMANIAC. A clueless narcissist asshole. Everyone knows about the fucking "Sir" concert, but HE lugs it into Daddy Zinhof's shitbox, and oooh, he posts the starting date as "8pm est" as if HE is in AMERICA, and on the hip EAST COAST. Ha ha ho ho...HIM? 

He drones on. Got that, everyone: "many big stars will play from home" oooh, we have heard it directly from that mover and shaker, "HANS" DE VENTE, who wines and dines with Sir Elton himself, and Simon Cowell, and Jay Z. Oh, correction, not Jay Z...we all know what a RACIST the fat ugly old Dutchman is. 

And so he drones on and on. He could have a stroke any minute. He admits he has "nothing better to do" than upload music...his cry for attention....his SOB for people to "love me." No, nobody LOVES him. Not even his retarded Mommy Wife, who is so addled these days she probably thinks that smelly thing wandering the house is a stray St. Bernard with mange.