Tuesday, September 17, 2019

HANS DEVENTE aka JOHANNES DEVENTE the "ALL AMERICAN LIAR"

You can always count on "I Need Attention" Hans to rant and rave in an obscure Croatian shoutbox day after day. 

He's like a flea fart. He doesn't get more irrelevant. It's still AMUSING to get the reports on how this turd is circling the drain and STILL being a shit-for-brains. 

A while ago he was telling everyone "I just got back from Palm Springs..." He was once again telling everyone he spends most of his time in AMERICA. Usually he claims to BE an AMERICAN.

His latest idiot blog? Oh look, "UNIT" (another word for DICK) is in AMERICA. Look at the photo!


Yes, yes, SHOUTBOX COMPANIONS, your beloved UNIT (he once called himself PRICK IS THE NEEDLE) has a U.S. MAILBOX... near his fucking rowhouse windmill in BADHOEVEDORP? (shoutboxcompanion.blogspot is what, his 891st free blog?)

Demented Devente, the Schizoid Shit is SO convinced he's AMERICAN, he even scolds other people in the shoutbox on PROPER ENGLISH. You don't say "I'd like to order a rare album I can't find," you have to say "I'd like to REQUEST." So says Professor DeVente, who graduated from Vanderbilt University in Nashville with a degree in Hank Williams downloads. Right? Or was he Cal E. Fornia with a degree from UCLA? 


Ha ha ho ho hee hee. "FRIENDLY" advice from Demented Devente? Wait another day, GUSTAVO, and he'll tell you you're a fucking LEECH. How about this?

Read from the bottom where he's shouting "fuck off,leech" at a long-time member of the shoutbox.


STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.

UNIT (who can't get it up at 73, and could only get it up for MEN all through his mock marriage to the retarded Marieke) is always raging. Then he apologizes "sorry that was uncalled for." Sure. The Drama Queen needs constant attention, and the best way is to pick fights with people, delete links, make up diseases, and even lecture other people on etiquette! 

"I guess that english is not your first language..." That All-American JOHANNES DEVENTE tells Lorenzo. JOANNE JON JOHANNES HANS? Hell, he was born in America, lived 30 years in Palm Springs, spent a lot of time in Seattle and Nashville, was living in New York City when 9/11 happened, and...will give you a download of The Knickerbockers singing "LIES."

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