CHEAP DUTCHMAN HANS DEVENTE LIES ABOUT HOW "GENEROUS" HE IS

You can always count on Johannes DeVente the Douchebag of Badhoevedorp to squat a whopper. Here's one of his latest turds-of-drama. He knows he's going to die any minute (brainstem explosion, diverticulitis blowing his asshole into Amsterdam, cancer strangling his UNIT, tinnitus causing what's left of his brain to spill out of his ears). So...he GIVES AWAY $700 box sets of MUSIC. 

How about THAT one? 

Mr. Generous. He BUYS music. He's SO MORAL he wouldn't sell a used copy on eBay! Let's recall a few of his recent posts where he was BEGGING and WHEEDLING and CURTSYING to get FREE music BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO BUY IT. BECAUSE HE CLAIMS HE HAS NO MONEY.

EVERY WEEK this asshole cries "BEFORE I SPEND..." And then asks for the free downloads. 

Why doesn't he BUY this stuff and then give it to wheelchair-bound FRIENDS of his? Or sell on eBay and donate the money to charity? You know the answer to THAT.

Here's HANS THE LIAR pretending he bought a set of jazz CDs and posted them free on his latest blog...just AFTER Zinhof posted them: 

Over and over HANS THE LIAR has been caught pretending to have bought expensive box sets and posting links AFTER they appeared at EXYSTENCE.NET and other websites. 

Remember the Great Woodstock Fraud? He kept pretending it was "on order" from eBay, and wondering why it hadn't arrived yet. He thought EXYSTENCE.NET would have it a lot sooner than they did, so he had to mark time and pretend his $700 box set was lost in the mail somehow. 

Poor Hans, some say, he's "complicated." Right. One minute he brags about how he would go "with my thieving hands" and steal record albums and put them in his backpack. Next, he's sobbing that he's too moral to re-sell a box set on eBay. 

One minute he's calling people "DEAR" (because he's SO gay) and the next, "FUCK OFF, LEECH!" 

Lastly, note that famous LIE about his TINNITUS. He says he gave away the box set because "my tinnitus precludes" enjoying music. 

THEN WHY DID HE BUY THE BOX SET? 

WHY DOES HE CONSTANTLY WHINE AND WHEEDLING IN THE SHOUTBOX FOR MORE MUSIC? 

He's lied over and over about how he can't listen to music because of TINNITUS, and then a day later, "Will some kind person save me from spending $70..." and "I saw this TV show and I want the soundtrack. Go hunt in your drawers and closets for the CD version and be nice and post it..." 

He sighs that he is DYING and that "I can't take it with me." Then he brags "I have over 24 external drives of music!" 

"He's complicated..." 

That's another word for DEMENTED.