Everyone knows he likes to dress in his maid costume, spending all day with the butt plug up his ass, and coquetting at Zinhof's shoutbox.
It's just becoming a real DRAG. His drama queen games are so pathetic.
The latest Damsel in Distress game is to constantly whimper and fret over spending money on music. Won't some KIND PRINCE come and give poor Joan/Joannes MORE music? 24 TB drives loaded with music isn't ENOUGH for this music-slut!
Here SHE goes again:
Help the poor girl. After over a decade stealing music all over the Internet, she HAS to have MORE, and boyfriend LORENZO just can't give enough. Help help, YOU KIND MEN. Girly Devente would "REALLY LOVE" these two albums of simpering stupid new age limpness.
Every day Demented Devente cries for more more more. Be sure to get the RIGHT ones. Girly Girl Devente keeps right on huffing and puffing and mincing around the windmill about this shit:
What a BITCH. What a NAG. What a DRAG.
BLUSH? That's a GIRLY term that JOANNES loves to use.
That's how much of a sad old fruit-basket SHE is. Want an example?
Here's JOANNES blushing because his boyfriend JOAO asked for something, and some other GUY came to the rescue:
HUGS and BLUSHES from the FAIRY PRINCE and his favorite boyfriends ADORABLE, no?
No. Not really. The shoutbox is full of people who can't stand Joannes and his gay games. It's all about his girlish need for ATTENTION. Like every drag queen, TOO MUCH is NOT ENOUGH.
Every day the drama queen prances in and coyly requests MORE MUSIC, throws a hissy-fit or two, and of course, exposes that cocksucking love of COWBOYS and COWBOY music.
Brokeback Devente LOVES his cowboys.
Who wouldn't spend all day dreaming about BUCK OWENS or MERLE HAGGARD?
JOANNES never posts music involving hot women. Carly Simon? Never. JIM BRICKMAN is more like it. THE BEACH BOYS. If you check out all the years JOANNES has lurked in forums and on blogs, it's very obvious. He can't stand women. He married his mother, after all. Marieke DeVente is an autistic sexless idiot. She has the same sick grin on her face all day long. That's why JOANNES spends all day on the INTERNET exchanging gay porn pictures and BLUSHING over compliments.
Oh yes, and doing drag queen pathetic jokes:
The guy in the maid's outfit "don't do windows." His wife knows he'll DO any guy who doesn't mind a free blow job from a big, dopey looking guy with a huge lower lip. For years, Hans would disappear and drive to Amsterdam and DO any guy who couldn't afford one of the window whores.
What did his idiot wife care? He was out of the house!
Demented Devente has NEVER spoken about the sexy album covers from Linda Ronstadt. Only about BUCK OWENS and MERLE HAGGARD. He's NEVER quoted his moron wife as saying anything because she's just MOMMY sharing the apartment. The two of them are social lepers, a freaky odd couple.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." It's just that people in the shoutbox get SICK and TIRED of his call-attention DRAG QUEEN antics, his dopey dick jokes (he's "UNIT" these days, and his gmail accounts include gay gay gay ones like "measure my unit" and "lick my unit" etc. etc.
As long as people feel sorry for this hermaphrodite, he hangs around. Hell, if he throws enough of a hissy-fit, and whines that he can't pay for his own Rapidgator account, somebody might actually fall for his crying and give him some money. What's better for a golddigging slut than to have attention AND money?
"Let's hear it" for a sucker -- a total SUCKER -- a cock SUCKER -- who actually listened to JOANNES doing that crybaby temper tantrum act, and gave the slut some money!
"a true friend," says JOHANNES. That's the definition of a friend as far as Demented Devente is concerned: someone who forks over MONEY.
REALLY, JOANNES, you are a sick, demented, pathetic loser, a ridiculous crossdresser (the pubic beard only makes you look even MORE absurd) and your pandering and pantying and panting in the shoutbox is beyond even a DRAG QUEEN's over-the-top histrionics. What do you have to say for yourself?
His FREUDIAN SLIP is showing all the time. Here's one from 2017, when he was calling himself BLOGFATHER:
Yes, his email was FILL MY ASS WITH JUNK. Now it's Measure My Unit and Lick My Unit and he's UNIT in the shoutbox.
Not TOO gay....
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