His favorite targets are SONY artists. On his DOUGNOTDOUG blog, he posted the COMPLETE Bob Dylan discography. Dylan is a Columbia recording artist. SONY owns Columbia. What is the excuse for Demented De Vente to give away all of Dylan's music, except to GET EVEN with SONY?
He called himself "DOUG" on this blog, but that's just part of his schizoid pattern and his deviousness. He has used dozens of aliases. He is a BORN LIAR.
HOW...MUCH OF A LIAR...IS HE? "HANS DEVENTE" is not even his name. IT IS REALLY SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE.
He keeps pretending he lives in America. In Nashville. In Cal-E-Fornia. In Palm Springs. Nope. He's in Badhoevedorp, Holland and because he's on "the government teat" since he was 55, he's almost never been in America at all, even as a tourist! He is a LIAR. He came over when he had Sony Nederlands stationery to fake being an important executive. He came to New York to get free tickets to shows (which he secretly recorded) and to go to record companies asking for free records and promo "goodies." On one of his old blogs where he posted an mp3 of the Phil Spector Christmas Album, he bragged that he STOLE the once-rare item "with my thieving hands" from the office of a publicist.
If he figures BRIEN or GEMA or RIAA is beginning to notice him, or he gets called out for stealing the uploads from another blog and re-upping them as his own, he switches names. He's used dozens of them in forums and has been thrown out of so many for causing trouble. From GroovyFab to DejaVu to It's Psych and on and on, he's been trouble wherever he goes, lying with different names, using different names to defend himself ("Doug is a great guy" says JAN, and vice versa).
Here's just a PARTIAL LIST of some of the blogs Demented Hans Devente has opened and shut (because he has NOTHING ELSE TO DO ALL DAY). They ALL end with BLOGSPOT.COM of course:
hansdeventer
powwrpop
thehansbackup
powwrpop
hanzliszt
adultorientedradio
theaorheaven
shoutboxcompanion
homeofthedeleter
bornin46
welcometowhateverusa
ntspprtdblg
thisblogadressisnotsupported
hinzof
sevendaysand
justclickmylinks
justclickmyname
dougnotdoug
dougeatdoug
dougsdelite
theleftlinks
theshieldposts
itshansdevente
amazun
thisisamazun
wokeuptoahappydeath
remasteredforitunes
mytwintowersite
hanszun
hereismynewblogaddress
thisisjustanotherblogspotcom
blogthismotherfucker
tolivewithoutmymusic
champaloux
thezunwillrise
sunshineandsoftpop
onbloggersince2008
cometothesunshine
blazefoley
turnonafriend
wetransfers
02hdv9.blogspot
thehanss
thenoiseinmyear
wallmart
seasideboys
noiseson
september2005
thefinalrestingplace
fromtheatticsofmylife
rockastoria
hereisthegreyghost
blochspotdot
japanesealbums
pardonia
hungryfreaksdaddy
blogfathers
forumoffear
stairwaytobeerfarts
secretzunshinesociety
deeveeorg
calscountrycorner
yourprez
baztimemusic
equalshare
the24hoursblog
thatwasonlyyesterday
groobyflab-liesandhalftruths
ihatealexanere
deeveecom
notno
thebestdamnblogintheworld
hanszunblog
bestbossablog
thisistheoriginal
thisistheworldwideweb
33and1third
heretodaybutgonetomorrow
smoothjazz
psychedelicmushrooms
abbatozappa
feelgoodharmony
closeharmonies
voicesandinstruments
twentyfourandseven
thehistoryofdance
iguessijustwasntmadeforthesetimes
avisitorfromthepast
curtboetcher
thisistheworldwideweb
earthlightsfromspace
voicesandinstruments
abbatozappa
ak-sar-ben
thehanszunappreciationsociety
equalshare
groovyflab-liesandhalftruths
newgroovyfab
koningfmjustcountry
lastpictureblog
thelonelysurferboy
yourprez
notno
thatwasonlyyesterday
mytravelslides
wheniam64
suncitizens
....any wonder he is known as DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE THE DEVIANT?
Every week he vows to stop blogging and make "good use" of his life. Poof, the latest blogs disappear:
Then he gets more. The three above were all removed by Demented Devente in ONE week.
De Vente is a sick and lonely man. He admits, in shoutboxes and forums, after posting the entire set of BATMAN TV shows or TWILIGHT ZONE or even obscurities like LAWMAN, "What else have I got to do?"He used to just post Columbia record to get revenge for being fired by SONY, but at this point he's an addict who posts any junk, even 100 Windham Hill albums.
His "wife" is autistic and barely speaks. This is why he spends so much of his time locked up with his computer calling attention to himself. He was first known as "The Blogfather" because his idea was to steal the MOST music and get the most admirers for his "generosity." He's still playing that game. Here he starts giving away everything Neil Young ever did.
Once called "The Mad Taper" for bootlegging every concert he went to, and selling the shows on the Internet, he continues to be a madman, gaining revenge on the music industry.
He is now 73 and out of his mind entirely. To get attention, he'll rip off anyone. He steals from other bloggers to do it. After posting Neil Young he decided to give away the HBO "Larry Sanders Show" which he does NOT want people to BUY on legit DVD. SONY owns a lot of TV shows and licenses DVDs and streaming. Hans does NOT like that.
From his home computer (go to Dellaertlaan, authorities, with a search warrant and grab ALL the dvience) he has spent over a decade opening and closing blogs and forums, and hiding in shoutboxes (like zinhof.ishoutbox.com) for the express purpose of PIRACY. The Dutchman likes to make money with RAPIDGATOR piracy links.
His partners in crime include ZINHOF in Croatia and his wife MARIEKE DE VENTE.
The blog hanszunshun.blogspot.com details much his early criminal activity and there are other blogs that document his sociopathic behavior. He is a mental case and a menace. While he collects HOLLAND GOVERNMENT MONEY, he spends every day plotting ways to use RAPIDGATOR, IMAGENETZ, ZIPPYSHARE, WETRANSFER and other free sites to distribute his malware and his pirated copies of pirated music. Google has kept records of EVERYTHING ON EVERY BLOG HE HAS EVER OPENED (and shut). Nothing on the Internet disappears. It is all EVIDENCE.
He has also engaged in a pattern of death threats and hacking against various bloggers and forums and testimony on this has been documented via mods at Groovyfab, ItsPsych, DejaVu and others.
SOME people when they first encounter HANS DE VENTE in a shoutbox or a blog think, "Well, what's so bad about him? He's giving away music. He says he has tinnitis and even though he can't hear, he wants ME to enjoy nice "smooth jazz" and "soft California grooves."
"Poor Hans, he says he is hated for no reason and...oh, he has changed his name again. Now he's MARIA. Now he's DOUG. Now he's USER. Funny, he posted music and then he is growling that nobody thanked him. And the link is gone. Now he says a "deleter" took it. Now he's saying "go to my new blog and publish your email address and then I'll send you music and we'll be friends."
Yeah. Friendly Hans De Vente. People who were FRIENDS with him over the years are ENEMIES of him now. THIS deviant:
Looks like a Nazi doesn't he?
People wonder how the Crying Clown, the serial killer John Gacy was able to con so any young boys, and kill them, and get away with it year after year. Sociopaths are good at lies. At making themselves seem the victim. At seeming to be kind. At insisting somebody else is to blame and pointing fingers away from themselves. John Gacy looked like this:
Demented Hans De Vente has been playing his twisted games for 17 years: "here are my goodies, kiddies. Now that you found my blog...let's share things with a private email..." Google shrugs over his perverted sick antics. Twitter and Facebook threw him off every time he tried to sneak back. Why? Here's a typical comment on one of Hansy Pansy's brief Facebook forays:
He usually DELETES his threats and paranoid ramblings very quickly, but some have captured a lot of it. There is a forum just keeping tabs on him and who knows when all the evidence will be turned over to the authorities.
Demented Deviant De Vente's favorite game is to flatter somebody in a shoutbox, give them goodies, and then start private e-mailing. This includes dirty photos and weird selfies. If the person balks, Hans goes into a rage, vows to kill himself, and shuts down for a week or two. Then he sneaks back under a new name, hoping his victim won't say "That's HIM again. He kept asking me to...."
Hans is an old man now but ten years ago, even five, he was using the Internet like a tourist uses the whore windows of Amsterdam. He would prowl for those who loved surfer boys and very gay music and sappy instrumentals, give them "goodies" for downloads, and try for more. Rebuffed? He'd delete anything they posted. When he could afford a cheap week in America once in a while, he'd spend time in the seediest places and he would hope that the "friends" he made would keep up email and phone contact. "I have tinnitis, i like email more than phone." Unless the phone sex was very good.
Now? Still CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. Still trying to lure people in. He still has a few drooling, worshipful Internet masturbation-buddies ("best regards" to YOU, Joao). Most have outed him, demanded he GO AWAY, and openly declared "Take your meds" and "SEEK HELP."
HANS DE VENTE loves to show his fat-lipped ugly face because he thinks he is SO COOL!
Ever see a piece of shit wearing a hat? Now you have. Hans De Vente "The Dutch Douche" has so many "hate blogs" about him because he's been around so long: lying, deleting, causing chaos, even using hackers to destroy forums. That smirk tells you what an oversized hemorrhoid he is, doesn't it?
Hans De Vente IS a deviant. He's posted the nastiest porn pictures in shoutboxes just to get a shock, drooled over surfer boy photos and added sick puns, and years ago constantly annoyed members of the Groovy Fab forum with a Photoshop image of First Lady Laura Bush naked from the waist down and chortled "Laura BUSH! I just had to post this!"
(Smirk Smirk...maybe he should post a picture of THIS whore naked)
Does everyone in Badhoevedorp wear sunglasses and SMIRK? What's up with assholes in HOLLAND who wear sunglasses and SMIRK? Oh well, enough of this tranny. Or whatever she is.
Leave deviant Hans De Vente to this creature. Not that he, in his mid-70's, can do much with any man or woman.
Demented. Hans De Vente (also spelled Devente) has always been DEMENTED. His first blog was loaded with delusions of grandeur as he called himself HANSZUN (Hans the SUN) and then dubbed himself BLOGFATHER and even AYATOLLAH OF MUSIC.
The crimes in his prime are chronicled on other blogs you can easily Google. He's never denied the charges. He is proud of them. Just like Hitler and Khadaffy relished being hated, Demented Hans De Vente loves the attention of notoriety. Nobody likes him but at least a few spit at the mention of his name.
So, who IS this pathetic pest whose life is blogs and playing games in shoutboxes? Where did this creep come from? What's the truth behind his pathological lies and his psycho need to annoy a handful of people who think a guy named Zinhof is the real Blogfather of giving away music?
Some say Hans De Vente, after aimless years of manual labor, ended up a janitor at Sony Nederland. It is more likely he was a GOFER. He was an over-aged office boy in his late 30's. He ran errands. He was just a big dummy who could move furniture, drive to the airport and pick up a celebrity, and if needed carry bags or help mail out press kits. He was a dogs body with a goat face. He schemed to lie and get what he saw the other people at Sony getting: free music and concert tickets.
He used SONY stationery and his SONY email address to get FREEBIES. He set up a post office box so others at Sony wouldn't get suspicious of why a nobody was getting GOODIES.
When he came to New York for a cheap vacation, staying in a cheap hostel, publicists at Black Rock (CBS), at publicity firms, and at the Brill Building got emails saying: "Hans De Vente is in town to check out venues for our artists and scout talent; please show him every courtesy." He admitted on a blog that in the Brill Building he used his bogus credentials to STEAL whatever he could get his "thieving hands" on. Yes, HIS words: "thieving hands." He was proud of grabbing a rare Phil Spector Christmas Album off a display shelf in an unguarded office.
His lies about being an important SONY employee got him free concert tickets to shows he then bootlegged. He didn't "share" his "wall of tapes," he tried to SELL the stuff on the Internet. Early USENET posts show him angrily demanding a fortune in postage to send anything out. Meanwhile he expected others to send him THEIR stuff CHEAP. His pattern of GROWLING and then groveling and apologizing was set over 17 years ago.
Here, from 2002, he gets into his usual bitch-slap antics on how much postage should be. Note his surly behavior, cheapness AND his unauthorized use of a SONY NEDERLANDS email (which he held onto even after he was FIRED.
The lies he told, pretending to be a SONY bigshot got back to SONY.
They took great delight in FIRING HIM ON HIS BIRTHDAY. The moron was called in and thought he was getting a cake. He got CANNED.
He whined about this on many of his early blogs, hoping people would pity him. His revenge, which involved giving away almost the entire SONY catalog, was greeted with cheers from people who thought he was being generous. Adding to his sobbing about SONY firing him, he began to add more "feel sorry for me" whining.
Seeing that he could get pity-comments, he laid it on, over and over. Soon it was "my mother is dying" and then "my mother in law is dying" and "my wife fell downstairs."
To imitate his pathetic broken English-as-a-second-language posting style that gives him away: "i have diverticulitis it dosnt look good i have not long to life." Any lie to get attention he told. He had dozens of ailments. He was always in a hospital or visiting a dying relative.
He claimed to have suffered a heart attack while in his 50's and "on the government teat." Yes, he went from a fired toady at SONY to a FREE LEECHER courtesy of the Holland government.
What has he done since he got a free pass to stay in his windmill and get checks from the Holland government for doing NOTHING? He's been an Internet ASSHOLE. Idl
At first he annoyed people on USENET. Then he discovered blogs, declared "blogging saved my life," and spent every waking hour with his HANSZUN blog, over-posting so much other bloggers called him out. What did he do? Yelled and screamed, shut down his blog, opened a new one, shut it down, opened a new one, all with HANSZUN in the title, over and over. He began to not only attack and ask people to find and destroy anyone who told him to stop making bloggers look bad, he went after any blogger who was competition. He began DELETING THEIR LINKS.
Soon he was barging into forums with his bad jokes and boorish stupidity ("What's up with blind guys and pianos," he asked when he saw posts on Ray Charles and George Shearing). Forum mods couldn't deal with the utter chaos of Demented De Vente over-posting and taking over, and Rapidshare links mysteriously being...DELETED.
He declared that he was a star. He was famous. Any forum should be glad to have him and to make him a mod. All the details are on other blogs. Let's UPDATE to the present. He hasn't changed. He's gotten worse.
Even now, in his 70's and toothless, he relentlessly gets new names in Zinhof's shoutbox and sets up a silly, feeble new blog giving away the same old crap and moaning about how much he loves to be GENEROUS with music.
He still pretends he's had "a good life" singing in rock bands and being pals with all the stars. WHAT rock bands? WHAT stars?
All he's ever shown for his 70+ years on Earth are a pair of autographs! That's all! He boasts about THIS autograph from a member of XTC. (Who?)
The true story has been told on other blogs. Fact: he used his SONY email and fake credentials to pretend he was an A&R man. He hoodwinked a member of XTC into letting him "tag along" to a recording session. This band member recalled Hans Devente as an oversized puppy, a "weird guy" who "wouldn't take no for an answer." De Vente was promising that their new album would be reviewed (by HIM) for important magazines around the world, and he'd get them "big deals."
Like Yoko during the recording of "Let It Be," Hans simply haunted the XTC sessions. He would NOT go away. He even pestered them about doing backup vocals. As they quickly found out, DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE has ZERO talent. His high, nasal voice is a joke. He can't sing. He can barely talk. He tells the world his "proudest" achievement was SINGING as part of XTC. He was NEVER in the band.
They let him do some "animal noises" on ONE track called "It's Nearly Africa." That song is not only a racist, ridiculous ear ache, it's mixed so that you can't hear ANYTHING that Devente the Deviant did. The track is idiotic shouts about Africa to stereotype jungle drum noises.
THIS is the great achievement of Hans DeVente's life? No wonder he's also proud of wasting the past 15 years "on the government teat" holed up in his windmill, pestering people relentlessly in an obscure Croatian shoutbox, and on Blogspot blogs.
The other autographed item Hans Demented cherishes is a blotchy scrawl from somebody in Talking Heads who is NOT include David Byrne. He's posted it time and again, usually with one of his farewell photos or links:
That picture appeared on his THIS IS AMAZUN blog. You noticed "THE END" and the date January 10th? His sobbing farewell was, of course, NOT "THE END" at all. He had to come back and post such useless crap as a complete discography of C&W singer Alan Jackson:
Three days later? Anyone who wants to steal from Alan Jackson and praise Hans Devente the Deviant can't. The post is GONE. In its place, the usual "email me" to ask The Great God of Badhoevedorp for help, because he wasn't getting any nice comments or thanks.
On Januay 24th, bejezos was changed to DOUG, the latest idiot name to infect Zinhof's already depleted shoutbox (where so many left in disgust, which is Hansy's plan for getting revenge on Zinhof's popularity).
The Amazun blog now sported DOUG's name, the familiar (I was at the Twin Towers, I am an American, I will never forget) photo on his "about me" link...
....and the usual tired, boring screencaps of his flabby collection of "soft" music:
And why all this psycho behavior? Oh, sure, once again, his links were deleted in the shoutbox, so use his latest email address and give him YOURS, so you can own ALL the Windham Hill you ever wanted to soothe your fake tinnitis.
DOUG called himself bejezos (not Jeff Bezos) on his fabulous AMAZUN site that isn't Amazon because he's SO WITTY. Ho ho. Any wonder people roll their eyes when Mr. Funnyman barges into a shoutbox and starts telling jokes? He gets upset when nobody tells him how clever he is. But what's clever about changing your name on the Internet more often than your underwear for 17 years? How about getting fresh BLOGSPOT blogs every week?
A reason he might still be around (other than BREIN or RIAA or GEMA waiting to gather enough GRAND LARCENY evidence to nail him to his windmill) is that his music tastes are SHIT. Many of his blogs relentlessly post "sunshine" garbage and "Windham Hill" garbage and anything SOFT, like his old useless dick. (He did marry an autistic simpleton who just wanted company, ANY company, sex not necessary).
This is a fat blubber-lipped moron who keeps telling people that Levitt & McClure made the best record in the history of the world. He loves mindlessly SOFT music nobody wants to download.
Yes, from his moronic blog THESHIELDPOSTS he not only offers worthless garbage in FLAC, but arrogantly lets everyone know why they better download it:
Got the last line? Typical of this pompous windbag who lives in a windmill in useless Holland.
The man is out of his mind. He has no life.
He goes on binges where he gets blogs JUST to post every Neil Young (Neil Old as he loves to call him) or Simon & Garfunkel (the two Jewish boys as he loves to call them) album. That's to get even with SONY and the music business that booted him out and wouldn't fall for his "give me free tickets, give me free albums" bullshit. But more often he sets up a blog to pay tribute to God-awful music only a sobbing old walrus like him would care about.
His life is to ruin things for everyone else, just like Wayne Gacy and Mark Chapman and Dahmer and Manson. What's up with pudgy creeps in aviator glasses? Make 'em sunglasses, add some pubic hair scrubby beard, and Chapman will look just like...guess who...the Dutch Douche. The Crying Dutchman. Psycho Demented Hans De Vente the Deviant.
Here's Demented Deviant Devente talking to himself, using two more aliases, to pretend that a) anyone wants the crap he posts, and b) that he "SINGS" on an XTC album, his "proudest" moment. No, he doesn't SING. He made a few barely audible animal noises, and that's what it says on the album: "animal noises" by Hans DeVente. This ugly Dutch Douche can NOT sing. He is a totally useless nobody with delusions of grandeur.
"My proudest moment, picture on my site." Hansel the Tonsil doesn't offer a specific download if that ONE track? Or identify it? Of course not. Then everybody would know HE CAN'T SING. With his high nasal voice, he can barely talk. This is just another empty boast from a pathological little-boy liar. He's had the same little boy hair-cut all his life and he still tells the same obvious, silly lies. What a LOSER.
HANS the NOBODY has led a useless obscure life, bootlegging a few bad rock concerts and giving away music to get attention. He's actually proud of a few silly autographs! Anybody hanging around a stage door can do better, and they'll get heart symbols and "love" and whatever else an indulgent celebrity wants to write in order to get a gullible idiot to be a lifelong fan.
Hans BOASTS that not only does he have a signed item: "i performd onstage with TalkingHeads. none of you done this so shutup please."
The real story? He hung around during ONE Talking Heads show, and toward the end when a bunch of people were invited to come out and sing on the chorus, HE pushed and shoved his way in the middle of it, and began to howl in that squeaky hyena voice of his. That's the big dope's idea of FAME. That's him pretending he's been a member of Talking Heads and XTC, and some kind of "producer" and "singer" and player in the music industry.
His actual fame is being "one of the most hated men" on the Internet. He's gloated about that honor, too! He's not hated on this blog; here, he's just being documented as a sad head case. It's exposing the truth about him. Just as there are books about Charles Manson and Ed Gein, there are blogs about a nut like Hans DeVente because he is so far from normal. People have told Demented Devente time and again, "Get help. Get off the net and go into therapy." Too bad that like Jeffrey Dahmer or the latest lunatic, Jake Patterson, it's often AFTER the damage is done that the people start putting the pieces together to see how somebody deviated so badly from what is right, decent and socially acceptable.
Devente, never denying the truth of the blogs about him, sneered in a shoutbox post at Zinhof's blog, "Those are from ten years ago." This blog shows that he hasn't changed. In fact he has gotten worse. He's probably hiding even darker secrets. What does he do when he is NOT being a lunatic in a shoutbox or harrassing somebody's email account? Is he benignly playing with his John Deere toy trucks and listening to music he claims he can no longer enjoy because of his "handicap" of tinnitis? Is he playing pedophile porn games, then? Guys like Ed Gein lived "quietly" until the truth was fully uncovered and their eccentricities paled against the extent of their anti-social pathology.
HERE IS crazy HANS DE VENTE sobbing to his FAVORITE music
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