OLD WOMAN "HANS" DEMENTED DEVENTE -- LIES and LIES and LIES

 

As the bored and disgusted members of Zinhof's shoutbox know by now, OLD WOMAN "HANS" DEVENTE traps herself in her own LIES.

The old twat can't stop her DRAMA QUEEN antics. A few days ago, she gave out with another of her usual huffy dowager demands — that everyone APOLOGIZE to her or they don't get her stale GOODIES. She'd just "LURK." 

The only thing RIGHT about this idiotic post is "I don't belong here." No, you ugly, blubber-lipped link-deleting psychotic, you don't belong ANYWHERE but SIX FEET UNDER. And how often have you threatened to kill yourself and NOT DONE IT? Awwww, what a TEASE.

Yes, OLD WOMAN' HANS" didn't just "lurk" at all. Instead, the crazy bag posted more whining and more pointless boasts and lies. And, oh yes, used the shoutbox for personal messages to the VERY few idiots too stupid, too desperate, and too morally bankrupt to join the rest in ignoring the asshole. Like, oh, what's the name, Skyjunk? Skinose? Scumbag? Jump out of a fucking window and take HANS with you?

Who else pulls this shit? Who else is such a drama queen? And more importantly who else "lurks" by showing up every day and sending in deletion requests on HER enemies? 

Through it all, "HANS" the liar continues to LIE and LIE and LIE, and then huff that other people are lying. Nope, every screen grab here is the sad TRUTH about this lonely degenerate lunatic fat-assed androgyne slob, who has no children and is getting mighty short on brain cells. 

The hat-trick. Although a DUNCE CAP is the only hat that the Bozo from Badhoevedorp should wear, he's done it...THREE sets of lies in THREE posts.

First one: "no more for now." Yeah? In the very next sentence, "but who knows....when asked friendly..." Sure, be FRIENDLY to "HANZIE HITLER" who you all know by now was the inventor of hate blogs, hacked forums, published private photos and contact information, called himself BLOGFATHER, left comment on his blogs like "I hope you die of AIDS with EBOLA," kept screaming "my way or the highway," and all the while sent in deletions on his rivals. A history of paranoia that goes back 15 years, he was a nutjob back when he was actually using his SONY EMAIL ADDRESS on social media to make demands in newsgroups. 

The fact...THE FACT is...that at least a dozen or more of his ardent haters, are people who befriended him and defended him...only to discover him to be, as everyone warned, a dangerously DEMENTED and childish and paranoid sociopathic old twat. Over THREE DOZEN people joined a forum to pool their information on this menace, and to get him to STOP being NUTS.

He was invited to join, and he did. He was asked about his hate blogs, his hacking, and all the rest of it, and what his defense was. What did he do? He answered every question by either posting paragraphs from HARRY POTTER novels, or simply answering:  "HA HA HO HO HEE HEE" over and over. No lie. The LIES are from OLD WOMAN "HANS." 

In POST #2 the LYING DUTCHMAN says "I can't listen anymore...." Really? Practically every other post in the SHOUTBOX from this attention-seeker is "if some kind person would give me..." and "I am looking for the complete Satie..." and "if someone would help, this album would cost me 10 Euros on iTunes..."  Caught in his own LIES. Again. HE wrote these posts. HE LIES.

Completing the TRIFECTA of TRIPE, in POST #3, the LIAR says: "I will be 75..." have you heard THAT before? He's said it over and over for the past two years. He declared it on a Dutch tinnitus website TWO YEARS AGO. Caught in lies about his own age? Of course. He is a pathological liar. Screencaps from the Dutch tinnitus website show him claiming to be 75. So how OLD is he? He is as OLD as rancid EDAM CHEESE.

The tragedy is that if Hans is 75 or 77 age-wise, mentally, he's 7. (Or do you want to see Hansy Pansy, in shorts and a little boy haircut, sitting on that JOHN DEERE TRACTOR again, like a brat riding a toy pony?) 

(In between being REALHANS and tin and HANSDEVENTE, there was "NEW USER" who didn't fool anyone. At least THIS idiot alias and transparent bit of insanity was good for a laugh. HANSY of course thought he'd get away with it, but "NEW USER" disappeared like a turd down the toilet:) 

 Just another waste of time and space in the Shoutbox. Getting back to the previous WASTE OF TIME AND SPACE....

ALSO in POST#3 is his lie about giving up his RAPIDGATOR account. No, Hansy Pansy will never do that, because he loves fucking over his rivals, like "GREEN," by stealing their Rapidgator links, and re-upping as 10 day "my way or the highway" posts. Why does he backstab "GREEN?" For the same reason he did it to every blogger he was jealous of, going back to CHOCOREVE. It's the same reason he deletes certain people in the shoutbox.  His obsession with stealing posts from others, and pointing out how people like "GREEN" are bad, but HE is good, means he will always have a RAPIDGATOR account.

 The old bastard can afford it. He pretends to be "a poor man," but he has the latest MAC computer and the latest PC computer and has bragged about it with photos on some of his
"now it's here now it's gone" blogs. He's also bragged about having 100 TB of external drives. 

"A poor man?" No. A liar, ALWAYS. One of his favorite lies, under his REALHANS and TIN and other identities is: "I lived in Palm Springs for 30 years." No, he's been in flat, boring HOLLAND all his very unnatural life. He's so delusional he doesn't know fact from fiction anymore. All he knows how to do is disrupt the shoutbox, delete files, and act like his old garbage is so valuable little jerkoffs like Brazilian Waxed JOAO kiss his ass in private (well, NOT SO PRIVATE emails).  Perhaps someone who can actually PIG OUT on the soft, smelly slop-music that "HANS" posts should change his shoutbox name to Styhump.

Styhump and JOAOrkoff might might be hoping to inherit the DYING Hansy's two computers and 100 TB external drives loaded with "Neil Old" and "those Jewish Boys" Simon and Garfunkel, and the "shit" from Miles Davis (just to mention three examples of Hansy being nasty and disrespectful to the musicians). They might actually a complete collection of crap-quality bootlegs on the awful "Talking Heads" (HANS must love the idea of a "PSYCHO KILLER"). If anything will produce tinnitus, THAT would. 

They might actually believe some of the garbage "HANS" spewed when he was "tin" on the shoutbox, and declaring he wasn't "HANS" but had been in touch with "HANS" and "HANS" was not coming back. As "TIN" the idiot insisted, yet again, "I lived in Palm Springs for 30 years" and then sprang a BRAND NEW DYING ANGLE on everyone: 

That was a "good un" as Hank Williams would say. "HANS" at least learned not to claim he was going to die any time soon, as he did when he PRETENDED to have COVID-19 and LIED. 

Here, his leukemia conveniently isn't going to kill him right away, but hey everyone, nuzzle closer to his cheesy asshole and whisper "Please, can I have your external drive collection," and be SURE to ask NICELY. Here's the photo from one of his zillion bloggy-poos: 

 

Yes, some might remember that "DYING HANS" posted about giving away his music last year, and the year before.  An oldie but a mouldy, that's HANSY.  So is his habit of picking fights with people and using GAY PORN as a weapon.

Still, one or two idiots think he's a NICE guy, despite showing up in the shoutbox with dozens of aliases, mouthing off at others,  putting conditions on his posts ("10 days ONLY") and making people go to his idiot blogs to get links instead of posting them in the shoutbox like everyone else. Oh...and the gay porn...let's NOT go there...

Yes, he posted a few times with this kind of thing, usually with a LINK to a shocking gay porn photo. 

Let's ignore the fights the TIN man started the moment he arrived. (The guy who lived for 30 years in Palm Springs and declared he was not REALHANS until  a few days later he forgot to keep lying, and went back to babbling about his computers and Talking Heads and XTC and the rest of the boring shit. Doubt that Hans would betray his friends by making blogs with their pictures and contact information and declaring them evil? The post above just shows you (if you have a brain) what kind of a nasty brat this old queen is.

On and on he goes, declaring he has TINNITUS and he is TOO POOR to have A MAC, A PC and A FULL SET OF 100TB music...and posting YET AGAIN TO GET ATTENTION, a pointless request for music. What IDIOT would fall for this, or care about this rancid old Dutch liar and lunatic? Poor Hansy, he doesn't have tinnitus after all, and he's too cheap to buy music on iTunes, blah blah blah: 

Aw, isn't that adorable? Maybe Styhump will want to move to Badhoevedorp, and help change Hansy's diapers, get him into his best drama queen "drag" when he's online, and bend over for an hour while LimpDick Hans tries to rub and hump some male butt.

"Can somebody help me," is the familiar whine. He's SO POOR. That's why he has a Rapidgator account. And how many of you out there have not ONE but TWO brand new computers? HANSY has not been shy in showing them off:

His brain-damaged old wife keeps the place nice and tidy. Rent? Do you think they pay RENT? Hansy has bragged about "living off the government teat" ever since he got online. But he cries that he needs Satie music to add to his 100TB collection, and he's too much of a cheap Dutch Douche to buy it...and some drooling imbecile rushes to wipe his ass and arrange for that free upload MR. TINNITUS can suddenly hear perfectly clear.

Most ignore OLD WOMAN "HANS" by now. The ones who are dumb enough to believe anything he does, or so desperate to get an entire discography on Hank Williams, will get what they really deserve...that day when they are outed by paranoid Hans with their private information thrown all over the Internet because HE wants an APOLOGY or HE didn't get enough THANKS. 

But go ahead, believe OLD WOMAN "HANS" when he insists he was "asked" to come back and be a pain in the ass with his dumb, repetitive games, tricks, and attention-sucking antics. Ending where the post began, some words from the BRAT that bear repeating: 

Nobody needs music bad enough to lick HANSY's dirty Dutch ass, but jerks like Scumjump and JOAO are apparently not only brainless cretins, but stupid homosexuals as well. SUCK till the gunk hits you right between the eyes, gentlemen. HANSY's reputation for backstabbing goes back FIFTEEN YEARS.