It's been known for some time now, that HANS DE VENTE loves his DRAG, and his special fetish is FRENCH MAID COSTUMES.
This is why his latest drag identity at Zinhof's zinhof.ishoutbox.com secretly little hidey-hole is a FRENCH girl named BETH.
BETH,
like the coy coquette HANS wishes he was, drops little French phrases
along with links to stupid things like DISNEY kiddie movies. (Pedophile
Hans de Vente, eh? Et tu, you ugly old weirdo?)
Hansy Pansy's few defenders (who end up saying "You were RIGHT, he's INSANE") think that "nobody could be THAT screwed up."
YES.
Go through the many hate blogs posted by many people, and contributed
to by many many MANY people, and see all the insane shit he's done under
a variety of names, in a variety of forums and blogs over the past 15
years!
So, yeah, BELIEVE it, it's HANSY the FRENCH MAID adding little bits of FRENCH to his fake BETH identity.
There
is NO end to his neurotic pathology. He's a manic-depressive bi-polar
bi-sexual sado-masochistic one-man lunatic asylum. He has no friends
except his own schizoid identities. As for his retarded autistic
mono-syllabic idiot wife, let's just say that Norman Bates had more fun
with his DEAD MOTHER.
Hansy's FAVORITE place for transvestite items is right HERE at Hunkemöller:
It's
in Amsterdam, and poor Hansy Pansy complains that ever since that
TERRIBLE car accident where he was REAR ENDED by a mean truck driver,
causing him TINNITUS, he's not much for driving anymore.
What a pity.
Also a little TOO far to travel, is Marieke (where have we heard that first name before) Vermaas' shop in Hoofddorp. Ah, lovely lovely Hoofddorp where they can get out the EXTRA LARGE TAPE MEASURE a fat plus-size slov like Hans De Vente needs. Yes, yes, Sucky Sake Johannes De Vente, we can use the fabric from a parachute to make you a NICE pair of knickers what will fit you!
There
isn't much for a crossdresser in shitty little Badhoevedorp. That's the
retirement village where the government pays SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE his
social security. That lets him spend money on external hard drives for
all his stolen porn and illegally downloaded movies and music.
He
has money left over to get his French maid items by mail (a big problem
is that women's lingerie shops do NOT appreciate ugly hulking dirty old
men handling the merchandise, and there's almost nothing in Hansy
Pansy's extra-large-gorilla-ass size).
Yes, while he does
use mail order now that he can't find his size in stores, and most
stores don't want him around scaring the female customers, he CAN be
seen sobbing as he looks into the window at Yentl. If you're in
Badhoevedorp, go over to Pa Verkuijllaan 7 and you might see him standing there in tears, crying in that whiny high-pitched girly voice of his. Hers.
Hansy
shouldn't stand around looking for too long. Some of the people who
hate him most ARE in Holland. One of them might just snap and...but
let's think NICE thoughts. That's what Fairy Princess French Maid Hansy
would do. Or BETH as he calls himself these days.
Oh
yes, that frou-frou white bridal dress would look so NICE on BETH-HANSY
but it won't fit his carcass. Merde! (Merde is what is in his head).
Au revoir, BETH. Go jump into the river in France. Oh. Right, you already are IN SEINE.