HOW...CRAZY...IS...HANS DE VENTE? SAKE JOHANNES DE VENTE, the man/woman of a thousand aliases?
As BETH, he's flirting with other men in the Zinhof shoutbox. After a quick curtsy and a demure masochistic thank-you for some idiot music he supposedly CAN'T HEAR DUE TO TINNITUS, he coyly asks a new MEMBER where he lives:
Oooh ooh, BETH spends winters in Palm Springs!
Still CRAZY after all these years. STILL THE BIGGEST LIAR IN HOLLAND.
BETH is a creepy limp-dick old man who is a CHEAP DUTCHMAN who won't buy music or movies. He'll only by women's clothes to wear because his DARLING WIFE got angry at how he stretched out her knickers.
CHEAP DUTCHMAN Hansy doesn't even buy new MALE clothes for himself. He wears the same flannel-checked blue shirt every day and IT STINKS.
He is, as he happily admits, "on the government teat" and has NEVER been to PALM SPRINGS.
What other insanity is BETH up to? Hans repeated lied about being in New York on 9/11, and now he's sobbing about a TV show filmed in New York. Masochistic wimp Hans, AKA Beth, thinks it's entertaining to watch a show that "will break your heart." Cry cry cry, Beth. Cry cry cry, GIRLY.
Oh, but what IS the problem with BETH? Senility? Brain damage? What happened to the upload?
Poor CONFUSED BETH. Doesn't know how to upload stupid shit anymore. It will "break your heart" when you download something from this OLD FART and it's DEFECTIVE.
Blame it on Covid-19. BETH is soooooo SCARED:
BETH watches a TV show and it "scares me a lot." But she likes it that way doesn't it? Watch this, THE BEST SHOW EVER MADE because "IT WILL BREAK YOUR HEART."
Hans De Vente's heart is breaking. So is his brain stem.
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