Hans DeVente AOR - AN OLD RETARD

What's up with pathetic Joan Johannes? Not his dick. It's been SOFT for years. Like his HEAD. 

No wonder all he can do is listen to SOFT music, the worst treacle-and-diarrhea he can pour into his sappy Dutch ears. He'll say his tinnitus prevents him from listening to anything better.

As the shoutbox people roll their eyes and try to ignore him, he continues to LIE about what he's done with his life (it's all been useless.) Now and then he slips and tells a bit of truth. Here, he admits that he can't spell. That's one reason it's so easy to know when he's using another dumb-ass alias.

Notice how he has to pretend that he's met Ernest Tubb over and over. As if that would impress anyone even it was true. Right, The Cheap Dutch Douche lived in Nashville for years, and hung around with all the greats. What next Hans, you were in the car when Hank Williams got diverticulitis and died? Or did you pass your defective brainstem disease to him? 

Hans DeVente, the demented waste of space, soon to be departing six feet under where he belongs, wasting his time and everyone else's with more poop:

Who knows if he's babbling to himself or not. He has so many shoutbox aliases. He uses them to thank himself, or to grant "generous" requests when asked. Another game is to have an alias ask for something stupid that nobody wants, and he jumps in with "I will give it to you tomorrow. I am in bed now."

"Best regards from Joao." Who? That's an old but very greasy Latino dick-licking loser that sniffs around Hans like a worshipful mouse at the anus of a pig. Yum, what's the pig gonna drop NEXT? Joao loves that gay Hansy porn, too. 

Meanwhile, see below, HANS once again gives the lie to his bullshit about "I buy $700 box sets to give to you" and "I ordered two dozen CDs from Japan that I will post for you."

Here he is, once again being the CHEAP DUTCHMAN he really is, and moaning and calling to attention to himself for wanting MORE MORE MORE garbage, and hoping not to have to pay for it:

How often has he whined, "I am a poor man," and that with his medical bills, he can barely stay in gouda and wooden shoes. He's always begging "pretty please" (like the girly-man he is) as he pesters everyone for more crap he either already has, or will never even listen to. 

He claims to have 24 external drives but he is such an attention whore, he is always wanting
more. This guy doesn't have everything by Ernest Tubb by now? (PS, who'd want that shit?) 

It's all part of why DEVENTE is DEMENTED. He acts like a 7 year-old girl constantly pulling at Daddy's pants leg and bleating, "Can you get this for me? That for me? Please, PRETTY PLEASE?" 

 Mr. Generous never gives ANYTHING away without a catch. This is either "HURRY BEFORE IT IS DELETED" or some other brainless game. He has to put a PASSWORD on his worthless shit? Yes, anything to be a pain in the ass. Gotta hurry up and get it, gotta thank him or he'll throw a hissy-fit, and you have to type in his name HANS. (The name he claims he was born with. No, that would be Sake Johannes DeVente. He was also born with a defective brain and congenital stupidity.)

Of course Hans "BLOGGING SAVED MY USELESS LIFE" Demented has a few NEW BLOGS for his AOR (AN OLD RETARD) music. 

Nobody in their right mind would want to listen to ANY of this garbage.

On BOTH his sappy AOR blogs, he pays special tribute to his favorite hunk, Greg Guidry. Hans loves beach boys? He only wishes he could keep Greg's balls in his mouth while he jerks off all over Devente's demented ugly face. Hans keeps that pubic beard so that the smell of semen stays in it for days and days after he's given a blowjob or taken a load. 

The main problem is Hans is so ugly, some guys can't come in his face. Not while looking at him. They do appreciate how his enormous lower lip can cushion a cock so well. 

TWO blogs just to give away GREG GUIDRY mucous. How pathetic does it get for this sad, ridiculous impotent old man? Poor Hans. He takes a ton of sleeping pills and hopes to have sexy dreams about GREG all night. 

PS, "GENEROUS" Hans is always manic-depressive, always a sado-masochist, and will always be "My Way or the Highway" (his catch-phrase since 2005). You BETTER download fast, you BETTER get it while you can, you better do it within 10 days because "i am in no mood to re up." YEP, Hans DeVente, STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.