Thursday, October 24, 2019

GRANDMA HANS DEVENTE -- the senile dickless old pest

Hans DeVente acts like somebody's pesty grandma. 

All he does is FUSS and FUSS and WARN and SCOLD. Hurry Hurry! It's HANSY PANSY telling you you BETTER GET YOUR GOODIES right NOW!



This is ONE reason why GRANDA DEVENTE, the dickless wonder, is so HATED.

He clogs the shoutbox with warnings and threats and pestiness. If you don't do what GRANDMA says you might have to use RAPIDGATOR and PAY for the download.

GRANDMA DEVENTE is always pulling this shit



"ALL WILL BE GONE" says the DELETER. If you don't march to it, hop to it, and get it when GRANDMA tells you, you will get NOTHING.

NO GOODIES FOR YOU.

This is how a normal person acts? No. Nobody else does it but SHIT FOR BRAINS DEVENTE.

He also can't stop BLOGGING. 

Nobody else does THIS shit either. GRANDMA offers something? Half the time it's: GO TO MY BLOG! GO TO MY BLOG! 

Leave the SHOUTBOX and GO TO MY BLOG! 

Why? Because he's a mental case. He's DEMENTED HANS DEVENTE. GRANDMA is SENILE. GRANDMA still thinks she's the BLOGFATHER, but those days are OVER.

Nobody's using BLOGS anymore. There are TORRENTS. Big companies thrive with their torrent sites and leave only the dickless little minnows to swim in little urinals like BLOGS. 

Here's GRANDMA DEVENTE again, still flogging HANK WILLIAMS music as if anyone is as retired and retarded as to want this shit AGAIN.




Get out your HANKIES, girls, it's HANSY PANSY once again doing the HANKY PANKY, showing his LOVE for COWBOYS. 

We all know Hans is impotent with women. His retarded wife never had kids. She doesn't know her twat from her elbow. Only a mental defective would live with an ugly, stupid, useless clod like HANS DEVETE, a loser who ends up on GOVERNMENT WELFARE in a rowhouse. 

SHIT FOR BRAINS HANS DEVENTE has nothing better to do than post new blogs all the time to bore and annoy everyone. THEN he gets MORE and plays musical chairs with them:


He is more pathetic than a pre-schooler playing with BLOCKS.

LOOK DADDIES, I HAVE MOVED MY BLOG HERE...AND MY OTHER BLOG IS HERE...AND LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY BLOGS I HAVE.

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