"I will be away...what takes me away...they told me, it may take one or two weeks..."
Everyone in SUSPENSE? Everyone CONCERNED?
This is shit-for-brains HANS DE VENTE the 73 year-old who acts like a 7 year-old.
No, NOBODY asked "are you all right" or "what hospital are you going to be staying at."
He's pulled too many CRYBABY PRANKS FOR ATTENTION for ANYONE to care.
He's used up: my mother is dying, my mother-in-law is dying, I'm dying, my mother-in-law is dying again, "it doesn't look good," I am dying, I have diverticulitis, I have had a brain stem explosion, I am now numb on one side of my face and the doctors say i have not long, my wife fell down stairs. etc etc. etc.
Guess what. When NOBODY cared if the asshole lived or died, and when NOBODY expressed grief at not getting a Hank Williams Jr. discography or some other shitty C&W crap, or more of his sappy "New Age" Windham Hill thefts, he announced that he was NOT going anywhere:
Oh, Mr. "I'm Dying" and "I have a brain tumor" and "My wife has cancer" has had the vital problem POSTPONED.
Meanwhile, he can dance around his lonely windmill while his retarded wife has that vacant idiot grin on her face, and he can continue to make stupid jokes that nobody ever acknowledges:
Ha ha ha ho ho ho hee hee hee. English is a SECOND language? Really? Mr. Witty isn't a native American? He keeps insisting he is. ("I have lived in Palm Springs the past 30 years.")
See, Marcelo, that's a "US JOKE" and you don't get it because you're not from AMERICA like Hans De Vente.
PS, Hans already owns every country and western album on his 24 4 TB external drives (he boasts he has nearly 3 MILLION songs). He has Townes Van Zandt, but he thought he'd make a TERRIFIC JOKE. Ha ha ha. "Went to town" on "townes albums." (US JOKE).
Ho ho ho.
Oh oh oh .... hasn't he repeatedly said that everyone should pity him because he CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC ANYMORE because he has TINNITUS?
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