How DEMENTED is Johannes DeVente the Villate Idiot of BADHOEVEDORP? He lied about having CORONA!

 

He could not resist. It wasn't bad enough when he put up a blog making Corona into a reason to steal music ("SAFE DISTANCING!" he said, stealing a picture from Google of people six feet apart...and below, the usual Hank Williams and Merle "Hagrid" tired CRAP). 

Last week, Big Oaf Hans, the DRAMA QUEEN, the LYING ASSHOLE, put up a new blog declaring a few shitty downloads would be his "testament" and he would die at home rather than waddle, as he always does, to the hospital crying and sobbing about nothing.

The new blog (pretending to be in Palm Springs again)  ends with his cop out:"the blog will not be updated till I feel better." And of course, he UPDATED IT A FEW DAYS LATER. 

What an asshole. At Zinhof's shoutbox the regulars just laughed among themselves and joked about when the jerk is going to ALSO say he has "AIDS WITH EBOLA."

A few people even more retarded than him actually left comments on his blog. All two of them. Utter clod-heads who don't know Hans like everyone else does, and choose to ignore him like they would somebody else's big baby crying with shit in his diaper. 

 

 He was once the BLOGFATHER with hundreds of comments. Now he plays to a few pin-headed dimwits. That's ALL. 

He's the limpdick loser everyone is bored with. Him and his tired, tired garbage he uploads, and the junk he steals that people can get everywhere else. 

 

No, those are NOT the symptoms of Corona. The asshole can't even TRY to be authentic. Sure enough, a few days later...

 

Oooh ooh, the NITTY GRITTY DIRT BAND....AGAIN.  OOOH OOH, a Bee Gees documentary he stole off somebody else's blog. 

No wonder people really wish this boring overgrown baby would just GO AWAY to the ELEPHANT'S GRAVEYARD WHERE HE BELONGS. 

Zzzzz....you can't even COUNT the number of times this bloated baby has claimed to be dying, claimed his wife or mother-in-law was dying, claimed to be about to kill himself...remember THIS ONE?

 Hey Hansy Pansy, here's a picture you can use in OLD ZINHOF's shoutbox: