"HANS" LIKES BEING GRETEL - AND BETH - AND LEGS - AND JAN - AND HE SIGHS OVER THE SHITTY MUSIC IN GLEE

Does it get any more GAY than this? Hansel isn't bad enough with his girly-girl aliases, and his limp-dick love of CHILL music and WINDHAM HILL and SOFT lounge. On his dopey-pun TOURDEHANS blog, the big loaf of pussy thinks people want...

Hansy Pansy has that beard just to pretend he's male. His other beard is his "darling wife" who has put up with his gay antics for decades. 

Hansy Pansy's idea of a fine dinner is to import THIS: 

Meanwhile, what's left of his atrophied, crumbly brain cells does him little good. While lusting over those "two Jewish boys" as he calls them, he can't remember to SPELL. Or was it a Freudian slip that he asked for "LOVE FROM NEW YORK CITY" when he meant "LIVE FROM NEW YORK CITY?"

"BETH" would sure LOVE to be spit-roasted by two guys, whether they're cute "Jewish boys" or two rugged cowboys like "Merle Hagrid" and Hank Williams. 

"Still looking." Yes, fat piggy "HANS" aka "BETH" is never happy, never satisfied. Always wants attention and somebody to get things for him/her. 

Demented Devente does have a lot on his plate. Look at what his "darling wife" did for him when she squatted on the plate. Some kind of vaginal cheese, and a variety of soft and round turd in piss gravy. You'd think it's a bit disgusting, but look at what an oversized fat slob "HANS" is!