Badhoevedorp's Sake Johannes De Vente - the cheap Dutch bastard who rips off STEVE GAD

Oh, GAD. 

Guess what lovable HANSY PANSY did? He went to a Steve Gad concert, pestered the old man for an autograph, and then bragged all over the internet about it...AND RIPPED GAD OFF: 

http://www.imagenetz.de/f681f6f0d/steve-gadd.zip.html

Yes, that's pathological HANS DE VENTE for you.

On his "lostandfound" blog, he PROUDLY showed off how Gad signed his ticket....and then added a link so everyone could STEAL GAD'S MUSIC. 

That's typical of the psychopath Hans, isn't it? It's all about HIM. It's all about how he pestered somebody for an autograph, and how..."LOVE ME, I'm giving you freeee muuuuuuuusic." 

 
Being an OBNOXIOUS OLD WASTER, Hansy Pansy had to TEASE when he waddled into Zinhof's shoutbox. You can get the GOODIES if you GUESS who signed his ticket, and then follow the link...

 

People wonder why the "Fairy Blogfather" is hated? What a bitch this HANSY PANSY is. He's always been a backstabber. He backstabs STEVE GAD after getting an autograph and STEALS from him. What a GOOD man, this Hans De Vente is. Right?

Hansy Pansy, who tried to rip off an insurance company for the car accident HE caused, can go buy a ticket to Steve's show because the cheap Dutchman saves SO much by STEALING and by whining to everyone about what he NEEDS and doesn't want to buy: 

His "darling" GAVE him a new iphone. Of course Hansy wouldn't ever BUY anything. And who is his "darling?" It's not his moronic wife, who is "slow" and autistic, and who Hans is always claiming has a brain tumor, or has fallen downstairs, or his near death, etc. etc. His "darling" was probably his Little Pinto, "JOAO ALBA." They love to share that gay porn. Too bad Hansy Pansy is such a smelly and obnoxious old fart, and can't hook up with anyone in Badhoevedorp, so he indulges in his Internet porn fantasies instead, and some phone sex (if the other party can understand his high-pitched and garbled version of the English language!)

From the days when he was DELETING FILES on his RIVALS, to printing private addresses and photos of his RIVALS, to screaming "MY BLOG CAN BEAT YOUR BLOG," he's always been a mental defective and a danger. 

Anyone friendly with HANS ended up realizing THIS IS THE ENEMY. This is an unstable, nasty, crazy fat blob of psycho, hidden behind that vaginal beard and dark glasses. 

Hansy Pansy is so proud of "living off the government teat" for over 20 years now. But being a cheap Dutchman, that's not enough. He has to steal from the artists, and make himself into a big shot by giving away everything they've done. Which is why Andy Partridge among many others, hate him. 

Do you think Hansy Pansy told Steve Gadd, "I've just given away all your music?" No, he waddled over, grinning like a fat monkey, demanding an autograph, and mumbling in broken English, "was good show...good show." As Hansy LOVES to tell everyone, "I'm a GOOD man."