Demented Devente: "IT'S NOTHING BUT SHIT!" + HANS LOVES BIG BLACK COCK

We all know Hansy Pansy's love of gay porn. How he even tossed big black cock photos into Zinhof's shoutbox and told some people to suck on it. 

Now on his lame "Itsnothingbuthits" blog, he calls himself BBC, after the thing he loves most and can't find enough of in Holland: BIG BLACK COCK.

Hansy Pansy is well acquainted with all gay and crossdressing slang, which is why he's used aliases in the shoutbox like MARY and JAN and UNIT...anything that involves transvestism and dick worship. BBC is just more code about what he's into. 

One reason Hansy Pansy has always cried "blogging saved my life" is that by giving away music in forums, in shoutboxes, and his endless series of BLOGS, he can meet up with music fans who might also share his interest in GAY PORN, BIG BLACK COCK and dressing up in wifey's undies. 

Everyone knows that Hans has had a sexless, ridiculous marriage to an autistic idiot who is simply around as a mother figure, somebody who mildly scolds him and makes him keep the house tidy. He's spent the last 20 years being an online jackass carrying on about his gay idols like Curt Boettcher, his love of BEACH BOYS and COWBOYS, and soft, soft music that's as soft as his limp old unit. What can sometimes get his unit twitching is GAY PORN. 

His latest blogs are loaded with the lamest music because he wants to attract YOUNGER GUYS who might share photos with him and send him raunchy emails. He's tired of Joao and some of the other pathetic old guys who are now totally impotent and only want to sit around napping while they listen to Windham Hill music. 

At HANSDEVENTER he's offering a boring collection of 80's junk. At least it's not HANK WILLIAMS again or CHRISTMAS MUSIC again or WINDHAM HILL again. (It sure as hell is NOT going to be Janis Joplin, Carly Simon, Joni Mitchell or ANY WOMEN. EVER.) 

Zzzzzz. Note he's back to posting that dumb meme: A LIFE WELL USED BRINGS A HAPPY DEATH. 

What did he do with his life? Steal shit? Bootleg shit? Write death threats to other bloggers like "I Hope you die of AIDS with EBOLA?" He lied to people about being a SONY bigshot (he was a gofer and a janitor) so he could get free tickets and free records. He got FIRED. 

While he was hoodwinking a few rock performers, he managed to get an autograph or two, bootleg a show, and once he pushed his way onto the stage during a Talking Heads show (along with dozens and dozens of others) to "sing" the chorus to one of their forgettable songs. This was the HIGHLIGHT of his useless life. Did he actually "sing?" No, he has a high-pitched nasal voice like a female goose farting. He has NO talent. 

He's been a failure all his life.  Now he's a zombie who puts up blogs and takes them down, posts music and deletes it, and gets attention for being a pest. At best, he gets in his drag and does his toady act of being the fat slut who gives it away for free. "Anyone need?" He/she will go steal from any other blog to get something a guy might want. If the guy doesn't offer enough thanks, or doesn't send him an email and get involved in gay porn, He/she throws a fit and tells everyone he's leaving the shoutbox. Which lasts a day or two. 

Boring boring boring. HOW BORING? He posts the same 80's garbage on his OTHER blog: ITSNOTHINGBUTHITS which is NOTHING BUT SHIT

 

Hansy Pansy calls him/herself BBC on this blog. 

Hurry hurry, get his 10 day link before he deletes it even earlier. Hansy Pansy always likes to include a photo that mentions "UNAUTHORIZED COPYING, HIRING, LENDING...PROHIBITED." He gets a kick out of getting even with SONY and the music industry that didn't want him. NOBODY wants him. The best he can do is bribe people to tolerate him, but it's no big trick to give away music, and everybody has more than enough. What he wants is photos of big tricks...BBC...BIG BLACK COCK.